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@fsinn@mas.to I mean his first move on being elected was to try to rename the Gulf of Mexico. Which remains the fucking Gulf of Mexico, no matter how many cowardly tech-douchebags continue to label it wrong on their shitty online shit.

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social So, next year’s shortage is not accidental. When the AI bubble inevitably fizzles, they intend to make their money by renting us the computronium they’ve removed from the market. Remember that when the guillotines come out: this was intentional and they deserve what they’re going to get.

@fsinn@mas.to Apple proving that at least they are still pimple-dick cowards…

@grumble209@kolektiva.social @SKleefeld@retro.pizza Fear is a powerful motivator, probably the only motivator for amoral individuals that can outweigh greed.

@mason@partychickens.net @dbattistella@mstdn.ca So you can be arrested for reading… that? I know America is well on its way on the march into shit, but the Brits aren’t too far behind us. And I know the French and the Germans are holding off fascism by dint of razor thin margins and low chicanery. It’s kind of discouraging, too, that when they brought back the ‘30s it was such a dull, cheap, banal version of the ‘30s. Could we maybe have the cool art deco aesthetics? At least the stormtroopers could be wearing Hugo Boss…

@randahl@mastodon.social How many lives have been saved by the inadequacy of Russian industry? Probably more lives have been lost from that cause, but those are mostly Russians.

@Benhm3@mastodon.social @virtualbri@mastodon.online That sounds good too!

@HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk @shaedrich@mastodon.online @Fluse@social.cologne @dogzilla@masto.deluma.biz That’s called, “paying the staff.”

@Fluse@social.cologne @dogzilla@masto.deluma.biz US taxes are like shopping at Wal*Mart. You pay less at the checkstand, but you’ll keep paying. Once you’ve replaced the cheap* boots a hundred times, you’ve paid ten times as much and never been comfortable.

@OliverNoble@mastodon.world @momo@social.linux.pizza Yeah, the heroin analogy is certainly giving them hints that they’re refusing to take.

@virtualbri@mastodon.online Sounds good, let’s do it!

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social Does Keith Richards swim in sewage? Did Keith Richards get a brain worm, probably from swimming in sewage. If the answer to either of those is no, then RFK’s grotesquely disappointing progeny can STFU. Actually if both answers are yes, then RFK, Jr. can STFU.

@Azuaron@cyberpunk.lol @danielcornell@mastodon.social There are so many deserving recipients…

@kirch@tilde.zone The even better way to help a fascist regime is to be a fascist. Look at some(a lot) of the big money supporters behind many of the bigger FLOSS projects…

@avuko@infosec.exchange @aaribaud@mastodon.art @maxleibman@beige.party Your English is right on the money.

@maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza @yoasif@mastodon.social @danielcornell@mastodon.social We can sure put its executives in jail. Or whatever…

@golgaloth@writing.exchange One job. That’s all they had.

@akareilly@hachyderm.io TBF, my response was less of a joke than a supportive statement of fact. You are rocking it with this!

@GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai @kmck@mas.to @evacide@hachyderm.io Oh, I’m certain that if I’m careless at work or just unlucky, there will be consequences.

@benroyce@mastodon.social @Tesseks@mastodon.social At least photoshop required some human skill and effort.

@DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange @akareilly@hachyderm.io Every billionaire should be required to make a pilgrimage to the Titanic in a dubious untested submersible. Preferably one with sufficient structural integrity to get them at least a hundred meters down before the alarming sounds start.

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @benroyce@mastodon.social The only chaos agents I’m seeing are the pigs.

@MBrandtner@gruene.social @f800gecko@mastodon.online He’s still better for it.

@hoco@sfba.social @angusm@mastodon.social This country needs more criminals, and I intend to misbehave.

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Having the courage to put politicians, capitalists and administrators to shame isn’t very hard these days, but when all of this crap is history, those people who resisted the tide of awfulness will be able to hold their heads high, while the others who would’ve watched their fellows marched to the camps will hang their heads in shame.

@BrianJopek@mastodon.world Those “systems” have been there the whole time. The people entrusted to implement those systems have failed abjectly. Whether due to cowardice, partisanship or conversely the cowardly fear of being labeled “partisan” for following the law.

@benroyce@mastodon.social @pixelpusher220@dmv.community @hadeny@mastodon.social @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social I also suspect you could get different results depending on how you count proceeds from private enterprise working on public lands.

@benroyce@mastodon.social @pixelpusher220@dmv.community @hadeny@mastodon.social @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social I doubt this would make Oregon any less of a recipient state.

@DrollTide@mastodon.social @glassdelusion@mastodon.social That’s just an advertising script. It don’t mean nothing. They just say stuff like that to sell more of Burt’s congealed seme… er, beeswax.

@GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai @kmck@mas.to @evacide@hachyderm.io There’s a way to change that, but it’s fraught.

@akareilly@hachyderm.io @onepict@chaos.social That would be acceptable.

@onepict@chaos.social @akareilly@hachyderm.io The only downside is that it seems unlikely that Peter Thiel would be a collateral casualty. Maybe RPGs at ten paces?

@pattykimura@beige.party @benroyce@mastodon.social The pig’s priorities in a nutshell. Fuck the pigs, fuck this country.

@ben@werd.social So, how many votes do I get if I own several persons/entities? This seems like another just cause to oil up the guillotines.

@drahardja@sfba.social The voice in my head while I read this was HAL 9000.

@virtualbri@mastodon.online Hope springs eternal. All of my sympathy and compassion towards MAGAts has been depleted.

@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk@mastodon.social @futurebird@sauropods.win @mansr@society.oftrolls.com I’m no expert on the matter, but as I understand it, carpenter ants can only eat rotten wood. So, assuming I remember correctly, they may eat your house, but if they do, it’s because you already have a serious problem.

@ryanl@twit.social @ben@werd.social In, I think the R.Talsorian Cyberpunk game, each state got a third Senator representing the corporation that paid the most taxes in the previous term. Why not, eh?

@GGMcBG@mstdn.plus @miriamrobern@dice.camp I eat at The Galaxy’s Best Cinnabuns.

@ScottEdelman@wandering.shop Does seem very overdue.

@rbreich@masto.ai Donald Trump seldom tells the truth. This is what it looked oks like on the rare occasion that he does.

@paninid@mastodon.world @jonesmurphy@mastodon.social @luxmoore@mastodon.social @benroyce@mastodon.social Let’s be honest, they don’t hate themselves nearly as much as they should.

@newsguyusa@flipboard.social The… hell?

@nek@hear-me.social Ffffuuuu…!

@ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social @Nonilex@masto.ai America suffers from a distinct lack of Mario Brothers.

@NickSchwanck@aus.social @Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy Trump has proven a far more useful idiot to Putin than his entire military.

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social The only good kind of nazi. Only 84 years too fucking late.

@wtrmt@mastodon.social @amydiehl@mstdn.social I’d be pleasantly shocked if that was the case.

@OliverNoble@mastodon.world @momo@social.linux.pizza The analogy is remarkably apt.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social The only upside to the gold-plated statues chapter.