Michelle-Tessiah

Sterling sliver nails!!!!

I want so much omg!!!!!!

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I know I've posted this stamp before but it is hilarious. It is so messy.

It came out in 1920 Syria. Syria was part of the Ottoman Empire till the end of 1918 when it (the Empire) collapsed.

In short the original overprinted text reads O.M.F, which stands for Occupied Enemy Territories in French which sounds super dark and funny....

... Its a bit like taking over the US and renaming them as "Land That Now Belongs To The Good Guys"

#stamp #stamps #history

Wow

Also my pic lol

#bat #nature #cool

Before I completely forget about them here are two #ttrpg items that I made that are sorta cool.

#dungeonsAndDragons #tabletop #dnd #dnd5e

🫨🫨🫨: *Realising the song "I'm a believer" was not originally sung by Smash Mouth*

🫠🫠🫠: *Realising all the good Smash Mouth songs are covers*

😪😪😪: *Realising Steve actually turned out to be kind of a dick*

#smashmouth #music

I wish deceased I should awake,
These thoughts I reject and shake.
Dispel from my mind
Forbidden would that not be kind.
Happy life I wish I could see to make.

Trees in my time sprout and grow.
Yet what for I to show.
No branch of gold
Not partner to hold.
I may as well be of hay and attract crow.

#poem #poet #smallpoem #smallpoems #porms #poetry #depression #depressing

Gotta be more obvious with my sarcasm bruh... 😅😅😅🫠🫠

Description: four horsemen of the apocalypse but with a fifth added which has a MAGA shirt.

A reply saying the fifth horseman would be woke.

I sarcastically reply "yeah woke and vaccines"

And someone else just tells me "have fun getting smallpox".

#sarcasm

Right wingers so funny omg XD

Day 4 of documenting what I eat.

So haven't posted for a few days and that is because I have had trouble sleeping and I think I might be either depressed, anxious or sick. Haven't left the house in 2 days. Awful.

I didn't get to sleep until 10AM today which is insane.. had like 4 hours sleep.. afternoon was a complete blur.

Anyways.. had two microwaved grilled cheeses and just made a soup from scratch.

#soupposting #food

I know how I will end.
And I am sad because or it.
I sexualise it.
And yet it makes me sad.

But perhaps that is best.
I have left a nest
Rest I need not
Only that I be shot.
The drug I require maybe rest.

I poem broken
And a heart not made
Reduced to a token
To live one should be afraid

Shit don't make much sense.
I wish my muscles were less tense.

Iran is blocking The Straight?

Omg The Woke(tm) is outta control!!

Trans gender for everyone.

#iran #straitofhormuz #joke

Everyone saying the thing in the clouds looks like a demon...

Well I think it looks like someone with a statue of liberty crown on with someone's legs around them. Like some wierd acrobatic sex thing.

They can not be anything other than legs.

#trump

"Hmm wonder why young people are finding it hard to find work" 🤔🤔🤔

For a PART TIME cafe assistant.

So Aldi is one of the cheapest supermarkets in the UK. They sell a bunch of brands that look like other brands but they sell them really really cheap.

They sell some pretty good stuff, i brought a block of organic tofu for 95p which is wierdly cheap and decent.

I normally get "wonky" veg bags cus it's like 80p for 1.5KG of onions.

Today I went in and I just brought a bag of carrots and a bag of onions for 16p?!?

Ain't even off...

No one but me recycles in this house and it make me sad lol

Wow. To say the UK should have the right to bare arms is one thing but.... to say this is something entirely different.

#ukpol #politics #uk #LizTruss

Anyone have any information about Barbados in the late 1910s?

What does victory 1919 mean?

Love how it went through two processes to get a really nice contrast of yellow and black.

I thought it was an independence thing but Barbados gained independence way later than you would think.... Looked up a timeline of historical events and got nothing.

*not my stamp

#stamps #stamp

Harvey #weinstein , big creep. Is he mentioned in the #EpsteinFiles though?

Sounds like he would be 🤔🤔🤔

#harveyweinstein #epstein

Environmental activists are such hypocrites.

... You can't complain about big companies polluting the earth through contributing to Co2 emissions WHILST actively consuming oxygen.. 🤔🙃

#ragebait #joke #sarcasm

Dang fell asleep at 3pm for 10 minutes and thought I woke up 6 hours later. My whole body is still so tired. I got like 2 hours sleep last night so idk maybe it's cool that I have kinda just slept for 4 hours and might just fall asleep again.

Mmmmm bland.

Carrots, a singular large potato and an ammount of lentils... (lentils cooked later on in the process).

Dang 30p Lee (Anderson (Reform was right fr)).

#food

What next?... #Trump leads and impeachment against himself to further distract folk from the #EpsteinFiles ?

Idk man. #joerogan sounds kinda woke here ngl.

Others: "You needs get more realistic expectations of where you want to see yourself in the future."

Me: "Omg say no more.... this (but gender reversed.)"

If Jimmy Savile was convicted today....

Would he be behind bars OR would he be perceived as a victim of the woke agenda?

#JimmySavile

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Hmmm so I think I've been depressed for the last 2 days.

(No one come at me and tell me I'm a poster or nothing, fuck off, don't gatekeep depression)

Anyway first day of the week I've been out and I woke up in a motivated happy mood cus I was meeting a friend who invited me to a small craft based group.

She said they'd be like 4 other people and there was 6 other people and like no big deal whole thing was enjoyable.

But I just got "everyone is better than me." Vibes.

Aww no I think I have a crush on a woman and idk what to do about it and idk if she likes me 😅🫠🥲

Ayyy third hand-made hat compliment of the night...

I am on a roll.

Does the name "Yvonne LaCroix" sound French?

Totally forgot if I named the character in my story and knew it had to sound French...

Ngl kinda sounds like shitty designer perfume or like posh sparking water that comes in cans.... 🤔🤔🤔

Edit: dang just realised LaCroix does not sound like it appears and is an American soda company??

Dang anyone else realise police detective Jap in Poirot is in a-ha's Take On Me music video.

Shit fucking wild.

Edit: damn also directed by Steve bannon

If someone has like 10 mins and would like to give me feedback on this chapter of a new story idea I would be very grateful 😄

It is going to be paranormal/ fantasy romance where someone inherits a house something seems off. And it just ends up being kinda cute and gay.

https://www.wattpad.com/story/409963491?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=TessiaEliseKirkShaw

#writing #story #fiction #novel #writer #creativewriting #wattpad

Not to sound as though a dumbass but it is insanely easy to accidentally fall down stairs.

Edit: 'cus I think I broke a finger.

Not to be all conspiracy-ness BuT....

What if #kitkat stole from themselves and made up a bunch of shit to remind people that kitkat actually exists?

Before a week ago how regularly did you think of kitkats?

The fact no one got caught too....

#conspiracy #conspiracytheories #conspiracytheory

@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party @Kalshann@mastodon.social i do?

Why do you hate #JimmySavile ?

But love the #bbc ?

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So omg look the same place depicted on stamps from the years 1925 to 1936

Do "hidden hashtags" exist?

Hashtags you add to posts that no one but you can see... sounds pointless but...

Say I said some shit about someone and then I realised they joined mastodon or were going to hear of my account. I would probably not want them to know of the shit I said.

Imagine if I could mark every single shit talking post so I could easily delete them all at once.

Yah know like "#deleteIfIEverThinkAboutGettingEmployedByTheGovernment".

So obviously incomplete yet this is half of the first chapter. Was gonna write more but I gotta get at least a little sleep cus' I have stuff early today.

Just tell me how it sounds. I do actually have the entire story in my head so I do know how it end etc etc.

The setting is maybe the 1960s.

#writing #story #wattpad #fiction

https://www.wattpad.com/1621015020-starlight-chapter-1-incomplete

Imma say it...

Blondie is hotter that than Dolly Partitions.

#petehegseth I know he's bad (veterans charity miss appropriations or somthing. Etc etc.)

But is he "in the #Epstienfiles" bad?