Codey McCodeface

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social "When people talk about just one of these, privacy or safety, they’re prioritizing the wrong thing, and what we have to prioritize as a country is compromise" -- Flock CEO "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange AI vendors are probably highly motivated to make AIs lean toward false positives.

1. The more people see AI-identified stuff, the more ubiquitous and inevitable it seems.
2. If it's any good, AI gets the credit.

If they could actually detect quality, you can bet that only crap would get identified as 'not AI'.

@dianea@lgbtqia.space @alice@lgbtqia.space low-level concern- strip EXIF data from uploaded pictures

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Them: Nice fursuit! Me: ... suit? Them: Eeeeeeeeeeew!

@eric@social.coop Now we want to re-hire those engineers at lower pay because, frankly, we're not as profitable as we once were.

@alice@lgbtqia.space @atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org At least a Hewlett-Packard fan can cool a motherboard.

@DailyHieroglyphs@archaeo.social “Waiter, what do you recommend?”

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @StarkRG@myside-yourside.net @apontious@dice.camp … or become a phlebotomist - get paid for what you do best!

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io Come for the news, stay for the math nerdery in the replies!

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange @nini@oldbytes.space I will not hit Submit

@luna@lea.pet I used the Microsoft®️ Windows Phone™️ highlighter set to take notes on my Microsoft®️ Windows Phone™️ and now I can't see incoming texts! Help!

@hewer_of_code Insert Captain America meme here

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se Only if the board is alkaline. If not, you have to drop baking soda.

@attoparsec@clacks.link "as long as our enemies come from THAT direction, we're good"

@nova@lunar.place Okay, I'm gonna take the picture now. Ready?

@dramypsyd@ohai.social There's always https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng The Trump Cabinet AI is ready!

@MicroSFF@mastodon.art If it won't print you call a priest to anoint it with holy toner.

@byteborg@chaos.social @wdormann@infosec.exchange “Your fazzair smelt of Java, and your muzzair was a C# library!”

@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org “You know the value drops in half the minute you stab it off the lot.”

@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us @w_b@mastodon.world @AnotherJen@mindly.social Were you counting the ‘sorry’?

@trickykat@beige.party Can confirm. I was born before emojis and I didn’t have a face for six weeks.

@sinituulia I am sans cat, which oddly enough is also my favorite typeface.

@ownlife@mastodon.social As soon as we can get it down to below 2cm thickness. And not itchy.

@sugar Ugh, I lost. I forgot to look at the frog.

@catsalad The Three Stooges in Orbit with Cats

@catsalad Meet Me in St. Louis with Cats

@catsalad It Happened One Night with Cats

@catsalad Home Alone with Cats

@lacroixboi@beige.party “I’ll take ‘What is AI?’ For $200, Alex.”

@ami_angelwings Endora, from “Bewitched”

@dramypsyd “Thank you, oh, and a bowl of toilet water, please.”

@antwhat@mastodon.social I use FreshRSS self-hosted on my NAS.

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange “Wait, does it have to be my OWN eyeball?” I ask the attendant as i rummage through my travel cooler.

@xyla@shitpost.trade @shadower@mastodon.social @rotopenguin@mastodon.social @tautology@infosec.exchange Lynne Murphy's book 'The Prodigal Tongue' does a great job explaining the AE BE differences and their history.

@hannah “Sorry we could only fit the front of the horse in the picture, the other half is in the Oval Office.”

@lexi@lea.pet "Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war." “Um, dogs, sir?” “Yes. Dogs.” “Sir, the purchase order just said ‘Four domestic animals commonly kept as pets’.” “Ugh, damned AI auto-notes. Fine. Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the… pussycats… of war. Sorry, Julius.”

@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange "Fine! Then you won't get to read my think piece about how you should all just shut up and do what rich people tell you to do. Have fun being uninformed, losers!"

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange Okay, due to, well, a couple of misunderstandings I’d like to apologize for doxxing Springfield Wine and Spirits mart.

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange "I swear this bridge is smaller than I remember."

@infobeautiful@vis.social New England: "Yeah, we just don't talk to anybody."

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange @ChrisHenrichs@norden.social 10 claps - engagement level: high. Noted.

@mhoye It could be intrinsic, say, a certain number of souls are needed per month to run the machines that produce pitchforks and red flannel onesies. Though you’d think that with all the fire around, Hell could go green and use heat pumps or something to generate energy.

@evacide@hachyderm.io "We *are* getting rid of the bad apples! Soon there won't be a single cop dumb enough to get caught!"

@maxleibman “Just think! When you don’t have to work you’ll have plenty of free time to invent, um, UBI, or I dunno, poverty or something!”

@huntingdon @jef Shatner (playing a beauty pageant emcee) said the top part, the contestant said the bottom part.

@shanselman@hachyderm.io if you knock, you never know who might answer!

@xan@xantronix.social Emergency ham