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Joined March 11, 2025
pronouns:
she/her
assassination coordinates:
Europe/Warsaw (UTC+2)
born:
yes
languages:
en-ca, pl, de, cs, fr-ca, uk
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i NEED a person who owns the winrar bag.
like, not in the romantic sense,,
i just wanna have a photo of it with the ikea rat plushie placed on top of it. i can arrange the details, ship the rat to you, pay for the shipping, whatever. i just need the photo
picrel
drugs, ?????
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pspsps what’s the best openstreetmaps client for ios? bonus points for using swiftui and even more bonus points for integrating with the system
edit: i have access to altstore pal and i can also install arbitrary ipa files if needed
hello from cde 2.5.3 running on solaris 11.4
zoom
mm,, a shower hotter than the hell i wish upon my enemies,, >///<
nothing makes me more confident than seeing a dozen people absolutely suck at karaoke but perform as if they’re the best 🙏🙏
oh also my partner just knocked all of the rat plushies onto the floor and did this
i hate pda,, like, you need a stylus usually, it’s either palm os or windows, the battery life is garbage and the screen is smaller than this post. literally a fancy address book
ai model performance should be measured in teraslops
can’t believe they invented reverse polish americans
encountering any type of ai-generated content should be opt-in
before you rush to ask me for a highly sophisticated and nuanced reason that accounts for both sides of the conflict, let me explain: i don’t like it 👍
clearly the heatwave is terrible because europeans don’t have ac, not because the temperatures are about 15 degrees (celsius) above normal
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@alreadydeadxd@infosec.exchange i do that!! however it’s me paying the money in question
hi if u support using “ai” to create “art” you can use your instance’s tools to unfollow me
devfops
fever dream
consider: meow
o boże ktoś przetłumaczył “kaucja” na “caution” XDDDD
OH: i wanted cock but they only had bepis 😔
Admin is an Eris apologizer
that’s a reason for adding to the bubble, not for an instance block
are americans okay
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@shadower@mastodon.social @rotopenguin@mastodon.social the “aluminum” in “aluminium” is silent
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@Nerdmaennchen@social.tchncs.de @glitzersachen@hachyderm.io @asha@fedia.social ur correct and all but could u fuck off with the ai generated profile picture
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@glitzersachen@hachyderm.io @Nerdmaennchen@social.tchncs.de @asha@fedia.social do you know how replies on fedi work maybe?
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go g-go g-go go go
gotta go fast gotta go fast
gotta go faster faster faster faster faster
tune to smash the twin towers to
i just took a shower because i was sweaty and i started sweating immediately after leaving the shower
aaaa 😭