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Simon Zerafa

@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitch
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Old school IT Technician and Cyber Janitor.
Interests in #InfoSEC, #History, #Physics and #SciFi.

Anti-fascist. Wacky Improvisation and Drive by Philosophy Specialist.

The header image is a panaroma photograph of the view from the summit of Eryri on a clear sunny day. That's rare enough to be noteworthy 🙂

My avatar is a high resolution scan of a 120 film negative version of my portrait. You're not missing anything of artistic merit.

1362 Followers
2358 Following
50 Posts
Joined August 14, 2019
Web:
https://www.zerafa.uk/
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Location:
United Kingdom (Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿)
Signal:
https://signal.me/#eu/rBAyasA7yc--fVGmpFrEFNZs9snEfgHeeMxLqPz5Vp4jsqu8DN9FMYSh8X539Ld7
JustMyToots:
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Email:
simon-2026@sjz.sh
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 6d ago
Best UK comedy sketch of all time Poll! #UK #Comedy #Poll

Best UK comedy sketch of all time Poll! #UK #Comedy #Poll

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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
If you should happen to possess an LG G6 OLED TV and would like to disable the spying microphones and actively hostile WiFi/BT module, then the details are below. Perhaps this type of modification would make for a great service to offer, if you have the skills to do so? 🙂🖖 https://youtu.be/Bwk99pZmhL0 #LG #G6 #Spyware #Privicy #RightToRepair

This LG G6 OLED Glass Belongs to Me! It’s not spying on me anymore.

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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day! 🙂🖖 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov #StanislavPetrovDay #StanTheMan
en.wikipedia.org
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social Is it the whole tooth though? 😉
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@emilymbender@dair-community.social If you see that behaviour coming from anyone on infosec.exchange please let us know. More than happy to mansplain the rules or enforce them if needed.
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@elaterite@mastoart.social False dichotomy. Both are acceptable 😉
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Tiz but a scratch! 😉
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Why do UK and International Keyboards have two vertical bar characters? 🙂🤷‍♂️ https://youtu.be/BktIY7VbrUs #ComputerHistory #ASCII #|

These Keys Shouldn't Exist | Nostalgia Nerd

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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
OH: The entire point of Open Source Code was not to be at the mercy or enthroled to code you do not understood or have little to no control over. #FLOSS #OpenSource #LLM ( cc @kde@floss.social )
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@Geri@veganism.social I wonder if totally black attire with balaclavas might count as a uniform? Asking for Kent Police 🤨
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@tiotasram@kolektiva.social There are some useful ideas and concepts in the arc but it is a prosuctbodnits time so hasn't aged well in all aspects 🫤
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to on mastodonapp.uk
@keefeglise@mastodonapp.uk I can lock you in the cupboard under the stairs for £15. Bargain! 😉
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
@2003MugishaPhocit@mastodon.social See the article! 🙂
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
RE: https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/117334232932482986 Everyone! Please don't tell @bloor they have specials on Warp Core diagnostics at Aldi 🤫🖖
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Kit Bashir
@Unixbigot@aus.social
*Knock* *knock* “C’mon kid, we’re beaming down.” “Mmmnngh sleeping. It’s Saturday.”. Chief engineer Maamau is one of those hideous morning people. “Yes, Saturday planet time too. Warp coil testers on special buy at Aldi. They open at eight.” “Five more minutes mu—chief” “Up and at em Anu, the line is part of the experience, you’ll meet some of the best engineers in the fleet. I baked crab muffins” Ok; now those are worth getting up for. #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Special_Buy
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aus.social

Kit Bashir: "*Knock* *knock* “C’mon kid, we’re beaming down.” …" - Aus.Social

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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social No, you pointed out their own incompetence and stupidity. If Recall had gone into widespread use by millions of users unchallenged and then become the most successful info stealer of all time, that might have cost MicroSlop Billions. Ransomware crews would have had a much easier time. If they had abandoned it earlier, that would have saved money and embarrassment. The CoPilot key can be remapped to something more useful 😉🤷‍♂️
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Maybe order Odin Chicken. Rice and Peas from the nearest Jamaican takeaway? Hold the hot sauce though 😉
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@guyjantic@infosec.exchange The reason this happens is because nothing was done to prevent it in the past. Attempting to change an entrenched working practice is most difficult. If you let an employer treat you like a door mat then they will walk over you. If they refused then the system would change.
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@stux@mstdn.social On a very clear night, with a dark sky that galaxy is visible without a telescope. 2.5 million light years! 😵‍💫🙂
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@Quasit@beige.party Tertiary Syphilis seems a possibility. Would explain a lot of his irrational behaviour anyway.
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@janbeta@chaos.social Danke, das hoffe ich auch! 🙂🖖
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
RE: https://zpravobot.news/@Rainmaker1973/117303744486157880 @PadreSJ@twit.social Maybe dogs do go to heaven after all 😇🤷‍♂️
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Massimo :bot:
@Rainmaker1973@zpravobot.news
Does your dog bite? No, he blesses.
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zpravobot.news

Massimo :bot:: "Does your dog bite? No, he blesses." - Zprávobot.news

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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@JamesBaker@social.openrightsgroup.org Even that link is 403 Forbidden, for me.
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@IcooIey@mastodon.green Somewhat like fingerprints ... 🙂
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@techwire@social.gamefan.net I wonder how many false arrests that lead to, so far? 😕🤦‍♂️
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 5d ago
Replying to
@franksting@theblower.au Great! 🙂👌
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@mattblaze@federate.social This is the IT equivalent of being able to shoot protected wild animals in "self-defence". Their testinf environment was an absolute load of bollocks and let the LLM escape. Assuming it wasn't deliberately engineered that way 🤨🤷‍♂️
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Least expensive 32 GBytes DDR5 RAM kit available in the UK this morning, with decent specs for an AMD AM5 based PC: https://www.overclockers.co.uk/klevv-fit-v-expo-32gb-2x16gb-6000mhz-c28-ddr5-dual-channel-kit-black/MEM-KLV-07037.html £ 399.95. Ouch! 😩😖 #DDR5 #RAMPocalypse #PCBuilding #PCParts #PCComponents
overclockers.co.uk
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@wdormann@infosec.exchange Did any of them use their turn signals correctly though? 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@starlily@mastodon.social 🫤🤦‍♂️
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
We forgot what Technology Enthusiasm was really about 🤨 https://youtu.be/Xr92U_8bXjU #LevelOne #GamersNexus #SelfHosting

We Forgot What Tech Enthusiasm Was About: ft. GamersNexus

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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@carmensandiego@mastodon.social Possibly inevitable 😍
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@attie@hachyderm.io High net worth customers apparently. Not good though, either way.
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
RE: https://mastodon.social/@amalia22/117336545560949651 @archlinux@fosstodon.org @CachyOS@fosstodon.org What have you done to upset people now?! 😂🤦‍♂️
mastodon.social

amalia: "'Clearly ludicrous': Ex-GOP congressman torches T…" - Mastodon

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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@janl@narrativ.es This arsehole need to stop funding fascists also.
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@ryanc@infosec.exchange Revolute isn't too different and is an actual bank in the UK. I wouldn't trust X Money with anything.
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@skolima@hachyderm.io Phantom Spirit or Phantom Assassin 120 CPU cooler? 🙂
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@moelassus@mastodon.social @PadreSJ@twit.social I would agree. Ditto for all other animal, especially cats and capybaras 🙂
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@ryanc@infosec.exchange @attie@hachyderm.io Just reporting what the reports said 🫤🤷‍♂️
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Monday Morning Anthem 🥱🤘 https://youtu.be/HbJ6Jsy0JfY #Monday

THE BANGLES- MANIC MONDAY (LIVE)

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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@shtrom@piaille.fr Random comments from me would be If you take existing C code that is licensed under the GPL and rewrite or translate it into Rust, your Rust code is considered a derivative work under copyright law. The GPL would therefore seem to apply. If you go to the source algorithm and reimplemented it from scratch then you would probably need a clean room implementation. 🙂🖖
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@cwebber@social.coop I'm sure that lots of us share some or many aspects of your experience and can empathize. You are you though, and therefore unique. Also I suspect you are more than the sum of all diagnosis and labels 🙂
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@srtcd424@mas.to @khleedril@cyberplace.social @revk@toot.me.uk @benpye@mastodon.social @samir@mastodon.functional.computer The earliest Sunrise for us is on June 16 or 17 between 04:58h and 05:00h. So on GMT that would be 03:58h.
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social That was a constant sound in my life from 1995 to 2002. Such that I could tell the connection speed befornit completed ☺️
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@mathowie@xoxo.zone A lot like Mastodon then. Focus on the cats 🐱
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 23h ago
Replying to
@noelreports@mstdn.social See Also: WWII London 😕🤦‍♂️
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@ryanc@infosec.exchange @attie@hachyderm.io Apparently those are the ones targeted in the previous attack 🫤🤷‍♂️ Their savings interest rate isn't to bad. Perhaps they offer even better rates for the wealthy? The virtual cards feature is why I have a modest account with them.
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 5d ago
Replying to
@franksting@theblower.au Why? 😕🤷‍♂️
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Replying to
@jbhall56@infosec.exchange Would be interesting to see how they are planning to defend these against UCAV attack 🙂
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 2w ago
Looks like I have picked up 'Flu or COVID-19 or similar. Yes 'Flu is around in Wales already. Started feeling unwell in work (NHS Wales) on Sunday and I feel like I've been been run over by a bus today 😕 Vaccinations in Wales start on October 1st 🫤🤦‍♂️ Maybe give it some thought to get vaccinated, either via your GP or privately? 🙂🖖
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Simon Zerafa @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange
· 1w ago
Replying to
@gedeonm@mastodon.social Can the switches be replaced? 🫤🤷‍♂️
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