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@w_b@mastodon.world
mastodon 4.7.3Cranky old guy. Rarely posts. willing to reply. Following few.
Willing to provide snarky replies. Will boost job searches
Profile pic is Fresnel lens on a lighthouse.
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Joined November 06, 2022
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
I took Latin in high school. Only thing I remember is:
Latin is a deadly language
Deadly as can be
First it killed the Romans
Now it's killing me
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@alice@lgbtqia.space
In the 70s, elementary shop teacher showed us this but my recollection is that it only had the projections at the end, not the double set in your video.
Maybe that was their "upgrade" to improve security.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
I'm not a vet, but I have slept with five dogs. Repeatedly.
Then there was Three Dog Night
https://americansongwriter.com/behind-the-band-name-three-dog-night/
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @jaj@mastodon.social
He wants it to honor up in in January 2029
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @jaj@mastodon.social
Why do you think he is building his bunker?
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
Umm yeah. Not seeing that. I still don't see the stem of the glass.
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I worked with a brunette that would have given those blondes a challenge.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
And they take away your citizenship and ship you off to a country you've probably never heard of.
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What's a Sunday? Other thana delicious ice cream based treat? I have 7 Saturdays each week .
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I helped an attorney pull a scam on the appellate court which required double space for submitted documents. Larry would always exceed the allowed page count and have to cut lot of what he wanted to include.
First I got him to use proportional fonts which give more characters per line. Then I showed him how to set line spacing to 1.8 instead of double.
As far as I know, he never got caught.
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Penetrated by a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social he probably was. Just making a point that the Internet did not exist as we know it then.
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Did the neighbor sit in my lap and kiss me all over?
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Are you going to kick him off the bus Karen?
Not me!
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@alice@lgbtqia.space
I just noticed that the outline of the collection of hearts is another heart. So cool.
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They keep talking about abortions being performed after birth. Is 80 to old?
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I hope he left the sugar out of the lemonade. It would serve the sourpuss Steve right.
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We already have serial numbers, assigned at birth.
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@Longspeak@bardicperspiration.club @alice@lgbtqia.space
I had to go back and look to see what you were talking about. I too was checking out the tattoo.
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Me wondering where the bird feeder is. I didn't have a bird feeder.
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@JeffGrigg@mastodon.social @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
Long skinny, hairless tail, it's a rat
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I used to work with the bald one many years ago.
So glad I left working for lawyers about that many years ago.
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Seems neither combatant had a sword in their possession.
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All valid choices, but sometimes pasta takes too long and rice is even longer.
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