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Andrew Pontious

@apontious@dice.camp
mastodon 4.7.3
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I’m here for pictures of your #CatsOfMastodon. Yes, yours. Yes, here too.

And pictures of your... #TTRPG, I guess? Yes! Tell me what you're doing, tell me what you love.

I'm starting to vet my new followers, after seeing too many that seem like bots/AI. Having no posts = dealbreaker.

I know most of you won’t wear a mask, because you haven’t been. But you should. #CovidIsNotOver

499 Followers
311 Following
50 Posts
Joined May 27, 2023
Blog:
https://apontious.com
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 2mo ago
Looking for #CovidCautious folks in #SanFrancisco or the #BayArea. Finally deciding to just...ask on the Fediverse, see if there's anyone online. Suggestions also appreciated for other hashtags to use for this. #CovidIsNotOver
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@nova@lunar.place Fierce cuddly predator fuzzy baby baby.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@dicenbuttons@mastodon.social @PhoenixSerenity@beige.party Spoiling cats is one of the most therapeutic things a human being can do.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@N01100010@zeroes.ca I've gotten "are you sick?" or variants, including from an unmasked doctor I was seeing. Dogs in my building invariably bark at me.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange @jerry@infosec.exchange Soooo many people running Mastodon instances with holes in their jeans!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 6mo ago

Star Trek: Voyager is just Star Trek: Lower Decks played straight.

Same ridiculous plots, but treated as if they're serious.

Like Zero Hour! was the preceding, dramatic version of Airplane!

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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@curiousrobot@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange I mean, it smelled good and juicy!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Lana @catdad I remember reading reports about this kind of thing being why Russia, a much larger country, was having trouble winning a war with Ukraine: because corruption had hollowed out the military and its resources.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange @instantiatethis@keyboards.social Also my thought.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@JenMsft@mastodon.social After failing this test over and over (and over and over) I only get sweets in single-piece packages, one at a time.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 2mo ago
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@giflian@techhub.social And your cats don't have thumbs!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 4mo ago
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@StarkRG@myside-yourside.net @catsalad@infosec.exchange I mean, she’s probably gonna have fangs….
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@pheonix@hachyderm.io @catdad@ohai.social Yup! I mostly find out world events from someone I know mentioning it on social media, anyway.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@dan @giflian Nature’s heated blanket.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@anakin78z@mograph.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange A lot like the story TTRPG Stewpot.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@catsalad @chillybot Sorry, I'll be needing more proof. Like a video with the sound turned up.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@tantramar@zeroes.ca "’Sup."
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@FritzAdalis @catsalad Good long life for the chaos gremlin.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@theodorable@social.glennfitzpatrick.com @jodystillwrites@toot.community Keep us updated! 😄
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 6mo ago

RE: @danmccullough@ecoevo.social

The replies to this are also hilarious.

ecoevo.social
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@bcasiello@floss.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange @StarkRG@myside-yourside.net Gotta say, I was not expecting *this* off-the-cuff joke to be what started a thread. 😂
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca I wonder what cats must think about our constant struggles to photograph them.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 4mo ago
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@sinituulia@eldritch.cafe Impossible to resist!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@nova@lunar.place A hunter corners their prey....
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@dan613@ottawa.place @StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca Helping my mental health just looking at them.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
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@TywyllSeren@spacey.space @StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca Alt 1: *work* it, *work* it! Alt 2: You're gonna knock that thing over! Alt 3: Cats are always so funny about trying to look dignified afterwards
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dramypsyd@ohai.social Hippo Birdie, Deer Ewe, as Sandra Boynton would say.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@instantiatethis@keyboards.social Right!?
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@cmconseils@mastodon.social One side the humans, the other side the ID4 aliens
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
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@piquant00@mastodon.online Such a cutie.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@KydiaMusic@mastodon.social I can tell the long-time cat owners by whether they have something to complain about. 😂
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 7mo ago
Replying to on mas.to
@Gustodon@mas.to @catdad@ohai.social That’s what I thought it was!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@nova Big stretch!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@stevegis_ssg @SRLevine 😋😋😋
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
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@milla @futurebird Neat!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@solveig Happy flöof.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@BadExampleMan@mstdn.social @raika_amaris@mastodon.social Girl (cats) just wanna have fun.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange @curiousrobot@infosec.exchange They did say a *BIG* bite...
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@courtcan Way to go, penis!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@EricIndiana Making sure the pot doesn't call the kettle black!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@orangelantern 🍕🍕🍕💤💤💤
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@stephaniepixie @giflian I mean, we teach them how to act by how we react. Even if it's to teach them "make trouble and I'll pay attention to you", lol.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 6mo ago

The bears have taken over my timeline and it’s great.

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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@freddiejcat @sindarina D’aww what a dapper cutie.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
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@tantramar @sindarina Egg-cellent
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@futurebird@sauropods.win The next day after I heard about the California redestricting effort, I got a placard by some earnest-sounding organization full of quotes from patsy Democrats — and maybe Schwarzenegger? — bemoaning the lack of principles of it all. They were all ready to thwart it with the usual dirty tricks. Glad it failed!
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dan@discuss.systems @alice@lgbtqia.space
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@exocomics@mastodon.world @sarae@ecoevo.social One of the benefits of living without other human companions is that you can leave the bathroom door open.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@sarae@ecoevo.social @ohmu@social.seattle.wa.us @exocomics@mastodon.world Venting their displeasure, presumably.
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Andrew Pontious @apontious@dice.camp
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@atax1a@infosec.exchange @giflian@techhub.social This occurred to me as well when I saw that post, yeah.
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