highly praised and little read

Yall need any 1970s communist org chart sigils

Just put my homemade cosmic microwave background rug over the baby’s crib

If you told me twenty five years ago that 2026 would feel like if douglas adams wrote cyberpunk i would think i’d be enjoying it more

I took a picture of this sign in 2022 and it’s gotten a lot less funny ever since

Too bad its never like “our ai agent went rogue and deleted ten billion dollars of medical debt”

About a month ago a actress came in and said she wanted to learn to actually knit instead of just making knit-like motions for a coming audition. We showed her the basics and she came back and said she got the part! and gave us some homemade banana bread. This is what busines success looks like

Many of you

The pediatrician said it’s good to start him out looking at books with lots of high contrast pictures

Dr Pulaski hating Data for no apparent reason gets more relatable every year

If ai is so good at coding why is every piece of commercial software i use getting noticeably slower and worse

See-through glasses.. will the wonders never cease

I know its something that ultimately doesnt matter at all but opening up a fortune cookie and getting nothing but ads for a fintech service is a sign that something has gone terribly wrong

As grotesque and obviously AI generated images start to appear on every single menu, poster, billboard, etc I’m starting to understand why the Amish are like that

Customer of the day

Rack em

Snagged a book printed in bernard shaw’s weird little phonetic alphabet

@mcc@mastodon.social my ai agent went rouge. It’s a sexy evil bat now

Learning that my favorite fancy chocolate bar is like the da vinci code of whole foods products

So far the only thing that makes the baby consistently smile is when i sing the roma ra-a-a intro from bad romance

Baby has discovered in the last 24 hours that he can put his fingers in his mouth and he’s all in on this exciting new technology

A very confused looking man walked into my shop today saying “google told me you guys take… food donations..???” I directed him to a nearby foodbank but its very cool to see that the entire world is now michael scott driving into a lake

The baby when i turn on the ceiling fan

Some of yall

I think wikipedia does this intentionally to taunt people with adhd. Like hold on tell me about the cat

Watching christopher nolan's THE ODYSSEY as it was intended to be seen (on my phone, with a screaming baby on my lap, using a pirated version that has burned-in spanish and dutch subtitles for some reason)

I don’t like that the sassy t shirt store is depressed

lol

Fiber arts girlies invented software and we should never have let anyone else make it

Day 32 of having a child and we’re already sending each other stuff like this

Hope they figure it out soon

A customer referred to using double pointed needles as “going blair witch mode” and i can see it

When you see a big ass sunflower you have to stand next to it. I don’t make the rules

Good day to post this technical drawing of a shofar i found at a thrift store last year

RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/116994028497632581 I was at a cvs a few days ago, and needed to buy a baby thermometer which was on one of those pegs with a lock on it, so I pushed the button to summon the guy to get it for me. And when he arrived instead of getting his key out he just ripped the whole item off the peg and gave it to me. "a lot faster this way" he said

Playing john cage for my baby so his developing brain forms an appreciation for the significance of intention as the basis of art

One thing they don’t tell you about having a baby is that sometimes they are born with an unbelievable amount of back and ass crack hair

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to the Roku Channel

What do you do if your baby looks like an elderly conservative who just found out about neopronouns

Charles Darwin owes me an explanation for why humans evolved underbaked ass infants that can’t do anything for six months but no marsupial pouches to haul them around in

I choose to believe that “gas town guy” is a fun collective fiction exercise. like mastodon’s goncharov

It’s insane the number of linens one 8 pound man can soil per day

@cinebox@masto.hackers.town @dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz regretfully i think this is art

@ranjit@friend.camp @publicdomainrev@mastodon.social i randomly found a tiny facsimile of this at a used bookstore in kyoto. It’s one of my favorite weird items

Every time the baby is about to do something really nasty he looks at me like this

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social ask me in nine hours

Like to the point of consistently printing the scary word in a different color

@PipGowenlock@urbanists.social i feel like In C would go hard for a baby