Wizards of the Coast has really been dropping the ball on a whole new segment of D&D players: Retirement Communities. You got millions of people all hanging out in the same place all the time with nothing to do. Get them into TTRPGs.
Make large print versions of key books, oversized high contrast dice, screen reader friendly books, market your stuff to elderly people, whatever.
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I don't actually have zero followers, they're just intentionally hidden. (Note, it will still show as a non-zero number on some instances due to weird cache effects or software not acknowledging GlitchSoc saying it's -1)
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Infosec.space Bot Testing:
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I want to buy an exploit kit that would hack any phone or tablet playing sound without headphones, and force mute it for the next few hours.
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It's okay to just keep your head down and live a quiet little life that doesn't hurt anyone from time to time. Nobody can healthily spend all their time and effort and energy fighting to change the world. You can just take a month or a year off and let others deal with it when you need to.
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Trans people and trans kids getting equal rights IS the moderate position. If you want the progressive position, you're going to need to give trans people free healthcare and college and housing and basic income. And cis and non-binary people can have that too.
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You got 88 in your username? You better fuckin be 38 years old. Otherwise you're getting the ban hammer.
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Everyone should name their sewage treatment ponds "Lake America" just to fuck with search results.
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If I won the lottery, I'd:
Do boring shit like buy a decent house and a mid price car
Make college funds for the kids in my family
Set aside $(years of life expectancy * middle class income)
Then blow $1MM per month filling mutual aids and charities until the money runs out.
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Maybe we just make a neighborhood where everyone has no lawn except for native grasses, they have to plant 20 trees on their property, and everyone agrees to ignore everyone else.
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I mean I'm already a far left ANTIFA athiest trans lesbian. I can't be Black or an immigrant, so I gotta do whatever else I can come up with that they hate.
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If you have a vampire problem, I recommend becoming ordained by the Universal Life Church. Then you can make your own holy water and use any symbol you want as your holy symbol.
https://www.ulc.org/
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@amy@spookygirl.boo The Het Agenda literally pushes that straight kissing content in fairy tails for children.
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The number of even seemingly smart people who believe shit about how getting the flu or COVID vaccine gives you the flu or COVID is way too damn high. Sure, it makes me feel cruddy for a day. But that's it. It's not an illness, just a side effect of keeping me from getting deathly ill...
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I fear for Gen alpha, who have lived most of their lives in a world where the most toxic men imaginable are the ones who gain more and more power and win over everyone else.
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God am I jealous of countries that have snap elections. It would truly be a dream to have a campaign that only lasted a month or two.
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And of course, none of these trans sports bans have any nuance. You have trans girls who were on puberty blockers as soon as they hit Tanner 2, and have NEVER had T levels above cis female levels, and only ever had an E puberty. They're bioidentical to any of their cis peers. Literally no reasonable arguments to be made of any advantage. But they're being banned all the same.
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Me playing video games: Wow, having an IRL heads up display would be so cool!
Pervert glasses invented
Okay, horrible people having heads up displays sucks, actually.
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@PalmAndNeedle@norden.social The fae constantly "misgendering" trans eggs.
"Greetings, young lady. I know not why you disguise yourself as a young lord among your people, but I suppose you have your reasons for it. Never fear, I will respect your deception amongst your own, but you need not hide behind such illusions with me."
Egg: ???
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Use your sprinklers to consecrate your home and water your garden at the same time.
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I was doing CrossFit when I started HRT. Before HRT I was solidly above average for the men in the gym. Within months of starting HRT, I had dropped to being barely above average among the women.
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If a trans person gives a fae their true name, but later transitions and finds their new true name, are they supposed to contact the fae to get their records updated?
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I know there's cat cafes, but where's the place that I can take a nap in a big pile of puppies?
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It would have to be kinda annoying as a musician that has their peak in their early 20s, and then spend the next several decades touring and playing basically the exact same fan favorite set list.
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@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social Ahh good, you're a puppy girl. That means you want tummy rubs. If you were a cat girl, that's a trap.
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Small in the grand scheme of things but goddamn is having stitches on the roof of your mouth annoying. My tongue keeps wanting to dig at them.
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US History of Ethnic Cleansing
I'd heard about the Trail of Tears back in history class, but the other day I read more about the horror that was the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Removal_Act . Literally ethnic cleansing and genocide of tens of thousands of Native Americans whose nations had sovereign treaties with the United States in the US South. The fact that we still have Andrew Jackson, literally a President of mass crimes against humanity, on our $20 bill is an abomination.
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When your pup is laying down asleep, wakes up, slowly stands up, walks 1 foot away, then collapses back down and promptly goes back to sleep.
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@401matthall@mastodon.xyz We should literally cede Oklahoma to Native Americans. They can decide whether they should be a US Territory or a state or an independent nation.
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I'm very glad that somehow I missed out on the whole KDE kerfuffle. I don't need more FOSS drama about a desktop environment I've not even used in over a decade.
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@foolishowl@social.coop The edgy vigilante who is above the law to Seek Justice - cool in fiction. IRL, they're a serial killer.
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@trashheap@tech.lgbt @djsundog@fedi.reclaim.technology Yeah, but the answer to that would probably start with launching an RPG at Sam Altman.
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@codemonkey85@mastodon.social Oh the recipe calls for 3 cloves of garlic? You mean 3 heads of garlic, right?
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I'm not even picky about coffee. Drip Folgers and some $10+ fancy pansy pour over coffee literally taste the same to me.
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@Sempf@infosec.exchange That's just the preseason. The ACTUAL season starts November 4th.
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@celestiallavendar@icedoatmilk.coffee @PalmAndNeedle@norden.social "Ahh, yes, I was totally tricked by the fae ... Oh woe is me ..."
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@celestiallavendar@icedoatmilk.coffee @PalmAndNeedle@norden.social I mean, sounds like a good deal tbh.
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@PalmAndNeedle@norden.social @celestiallavendar@icedoatmilk.coffee I mean, have you SEEN what rent is like in Neverwinter these days?
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"And this one is a full bodied Merlot with notes of plum and roses ..."
Look, can you just give me whatever the cheapest Merlot you got is?
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@DeliaChristina@sfba.social Sometimes they're intentionally doing provocation bullshit like this with someone filming it to try and paint themselves as the victims and get people arrested and shit.
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Maybe I can throw myself in the trash bin and get all of those garbage collected.
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