Davey

everything i post is medical and financial advice

weather app says it feels like 69 outside but I went out there and my dick still feels unsucked

data center :blobthinking:

date a centaur :blobthinkingcool:

I'm small and my dick is gay

AI didn't invent hallucinating goblins. everyone does that. it's healthy and normal

my met gala post

:thinkerguns: gotcha. like bees to honey

there comes a time in the life of every vegan when one must simply enjoy a lunch of BEANS N' TATERS 🫘 🥔

it isn't my first one, and considering my luck in these rodeos I should probably stop now

I prefer practical, actionable feedback. instead of "beautiful" consider "would"

bert and ernie are raging inside me

I believe in two genders, and they're kissing. the other genders can watch if they would like

it's the one year anniversary of my mom's death today and my anxiety is through the roof. I already have a plan to deal with today that involves mostly comfort videos, water, and my favorite candy.

I might not have the energy to respond to everyone but if you could send me a cute pic or story about your pet(s) that would be nice.

thanks fedi, I love this wacky place

made spicy mushroom-broth ramen with mung bean sprouts and soy sauce pan-seared tofu.

looks real tofu-heavy but I'm tryna get more protein and it's so tasty with the spicy broth :chef_kiss:

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my ankle hurt for 2 days but the last 3 it's felt perfectly fine, and I'm flabbergasted. this is not what I was told my body would be like after 30. I had already accepted it was just Like That now