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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitchPrivacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ InfoSec 〰️ DFIR 〰️ CISSP 〰️ 黑客 〰️ Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)
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#Android #AntiAI #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #GenX #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #NeverSlop #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3
❝The year 2022 never existed❞
@catsalad@infosec.exchange@justmytoots.com
🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse
31975 Followers
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Joined November 11, 2022
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RFC draft: Meow
https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-meow-mrrp-00.html
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Fall time drip
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I have a great need for a 3D printer now.
RE: https://mastodon.world/@weathermatrix/117399695569991825
🌀 oh boy...
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Perks of being a cat
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Sometimes you have to remind humans who's the boss of the house
I have my own secret Signal chat group now!
(and by group, I mean just me)
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How to Negotiate a Pay Raise
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Sorry, we don't speak hamburger around here... 🇪🇺
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Fun Fact: If you have a Mastodon account long enough you get tenure and can't be blocked
CatSalad still can't be sold.
29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who give do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad 
AI-generated contributions are not accepted.
...is such a beautiful thing to read in a project.
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Even 1 second late can be fatal!! 
#NeverSlop when #SomeSlop walks in the room
🎨by evelyhs
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Hey, can you keep an eye on this for me? I'll be right back.
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Tag yourself
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Are you challenging me?
MEOW~
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Hangy debuff
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@ButchH11@twit.social That's a fine loaf right there! 🍞
"Can you explain this hole in your résumé?"
Oh those are hole punches for my Trapper Keeper!
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w/117354399908091855
Look, I'm not saying this had something to do with allowing AI slop, however...
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RE: https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@stefano/117354014226641780
Sure glad I moved my main workstation to Debian. 
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@cheeaun/117314310960284024
I don't like it. "Favorite" should be renamed to "Meow" 😾
Quoting
👀👀👀 “Redesign: Update "favorite" wording to "like"” https://github.com/mastodon/mastodon/pull/40647
!ask @admin Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow??
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@dan@discuss.systems Thank you, Minion :3
Choose your fate!
Choose your fate!
Our AI agent* will destroy the world!
* my tail
** get my fur wet
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@coolandnormal@aus.social @alice@lgbtqia.space The briefly lived LIVE GATORS course
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@federicoschonborn Well, Pixelfed 
has this AI policy now, which is wondeful!
@pixelfed@mastodon.social
has this AI policy now, which is wondeful!
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@kimapr@ublog.kimapr.net I apprentice it!
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🚨 FEDI HACKED 🚨
Dear Fedi and Mastodonians, we have fully compromised the timelime. Engage with us with cat pictures or we will leak your account background banner. 
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@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social "You can't say AI is useless! See? We're a threat to humanity!"
bnuy time!