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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @closeted_unionist@mastodon.social I thought the apocalypse would be cooler.

@maxleibman @Pettet8 Apparently rich people are motivated by being given money while poor people are motivated by having money taken away. Funny how that works.

@amin@polymaths.social only a 404 loads

@foone@digipres.club Does that make August Gay Sloth month? I can only imagine a whole month of Pride and Wrath will be tiring.

@maxleibman I always say that LinkedIn is the most honest social network because everyone is lying but also everyone knows that everyone is lying so it evens out.

@lnkvt @ionica you can observe quantum day but then you don’t know when it happens.

@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io honestly I think the US has the worst McDonalds food. Even UK was better.

@cabel@social.panic.com If this cut got any deeper we'd need John Cameron to fetch it back.

@timbray@cosocial.ca I approve of the repeated application of radical freedom to AI bros. In fact I would suggest steel toed boots in order to protect the delicate feet of radical freedomators.

@ky @lnkvt @ionica This is why all the Quantum day parties are always just a bunch of people who happened to be around.

@yakmacker@society.kalli.st @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social it’s ok they also don’t know what’s in the Iliad.

@schwa @joe So… Dune's empire is basically a narcostate?

@andrewnez@mastodon.social Wrong. GitHub Actions have GitHub Consequences. Just like if you GitHub Fuck Around you'll eventually GitHub Find Out.

@Gh0stlyM0use @Natasha_Jay it’s mostly the “wellness”/supplement industry. Most normies are somewhat receptive to crackpot arguments but quickly stop doing that when life or death is involved. Having modern medicine actually cure cancer reliably would greatly diminish their business prospects.

@grickle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLofIQXXw8w&pp=ygUvdGhlIHBlYXNhbnRzIGFyZSByZXZvbHRpbmcgaGlzdG9yeSBvZiB0aGUgd29ybGQ%3D

@samir Instead of getting a robot that does the laundry and washes dishes so I can spend my time being creative, I get a thing that fakes creativity so I can spend my time doing laundry and washing dishes. This is the most disappointing dystopia possible.

@samir Ok we're very much past the "walk down to the river and spend half a day" era of laundry but it still is a process that requires significant human supervision.

@joe@f.duriansoftware.com familiarity is far more important than consistency. And everyone seems to get both of those concepts mixed up. It’s important that it works and that it does so in an intuitive and discoverable way. Insisting on it being the same as some other thing shouldn’t be prioritized over any of those.

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange You never know if someone actually uses it! I wrote https://github.com/omv-libs/swift-identity a few years ago as an offshoot of something I wanted to do at the work I had at the time, then some time last year found that someone was using it at work and gave me a heads up that it ran into some issues with latest tooling. Got nerd sniped into 1: reworking it for the modern world and 2: Bringing it to my current job (it's been really helpful to clean up some of our old messes…).

@drahardja@sfba.social Synthesized Legally Offensive Pablum

@pete@mas.to @Infrapink@mastodon.ie @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud @tymwol@hachyderm.io It should also be noted that the people most in love with the bullshit-generating machine make a living out of generating bullshit themselves.

@jhwgh1968 @camertron He's popped around a few times through the years for this and that and been surprisingly normal about all of it.

@energisch_ @smeg the only problem with having baby elephants around is that you’ll also have very protective adult elephants around and you don’t speak good enough elephant to clear out any potential misunderstanding.

@pheeef@chaos.social I’m not sure whether Security or Boot leave me closer to home.

@kravietz@agora.echelon.pl @futuresprog@mastodon.nzoss.nz If you think the supply chain of renewables is problematic, you should check the supply chain for nuclear energy.

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I have this friend, Theseus. He can totally fix it if we get him the parts.

@gknauss She'd better not take the chair for granted 😒 (jk in case it wasn't obvious f those guys)

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Those early iPod scrollwheels were wildly inefficient.

@designatednerd@mastodon.social And in corporate America, they run Dye out 😉

@gwynnion@mastodon.social the same way they’ve ever cared about “antisemitism” really.

@augieray@mastodon.social r/asablackman

@emptywheel@mastodon.social both sides!

@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange this explains why it’s taking so long to electrify Caltrain.

@fionafokus@mystical.garden Often they are 1x engineers that make everyone else into 0.1x engineers.

@makeworld@merveilles.town Look I disagree with you about this very specific detail about the divinity of Jesus so I'm going to fork the whole repo and build my own church.

@samlitzinger They won't be able to defend themselves when Andorra invades with their navy.

@trwnh #NotAllFires

@NireBryce@hachyderm.io tbh my experience has been that after the age of move fast and break things comes the age of move slow and keep breaking things. Not really contradicting you there, but it’s kinda the part that infuriates me the most 😤

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt the writing room for 2020 season six isn’t even pretending to put in an effort anymore.

@chikl @mathowie it’s ok place is known to be a toxic hellhole to work at and most of the competent ones left a while ago.

@triz@normal.style Besides everything else you mention we should all keep in mind that "selling widgets" is a suckers game in today's hyper-financialized, rentier economy.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange if we make the hinges out of stone, a stonehinge then we get a Stonehingehenge.

@itsfoss Not as much as I hate people who use Comic Sans for their meme needs.

@foyglgezang@social.tchncs.de @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange no one knows how people actually work. Those who go study psychology at least admit to it.

@mergesort@macaw.social This does not help falsify my overarching theory that all the numbers are made up.

@catsalad I’m more of a coffee shop teleporter but that’s because I’m too bougie for my own good. But seriously at least once a week I wake up in the morning doing my thing and suddenly am in a coffee shop latte in hand. Must be aliens.

@MLE_online@social.afront.org I don’t know if I can deal with goatee-flavored candy.