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computer security person at a place. former helpdesk. they/them/tay
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Joined November 04, 2022
I admire IT people 20 years in who still run home labs. It's like coming home from the egg salad sandwich factory, hearing, "what do you want for dinner, honey?" And saying, "same thing we have every night: egg salad sandwiches."
Oof I just realized you can see the work paintless dent repair did on my car if you're wearing polarized sunglasses. Visually it's kind of akin to the different magnetized zones in metal. Wonder why that is
Happy 10 year anniversary to the Microsoft bae intern email. 🥳
HELL YES TO GETTING LIT ON A MONDAY NIGHT WITH HELLA NOMS AND YAMMER BEER PONG TABLES
Yes, I set a reminder for this.
We should have an annual Year 1995 day at work where we do stuff like open the kimono and eat our own dogfood
VPNs can't hide you from God
Holy crap he got it
The haters stole my last one, but I know I had to do it to 'em, so I bought the exact same thing again. Step tracker. Bluetooth time sync and phone finder. Casio ABL100WE. Ask your parents.
Sorry I'm making something of my life at an arcade unlike you losers
What half of you would be driving if you had the spoons to make one
Ghostbusters Corvette playing the Ghostbusters theme song in my Sunday night adventure around the city
Quake III Arena was one of the only video games ever released for Linux.
RE: @josephcox@infosec.exchange
Not your hardware, not your girlfriend.
Hmm
Dear lord this is the most exhausting PS2 game I've ever installed.
HAHAHA
YES
Fun Fact: Your WiFi access point needs to know what country it's in because of important laws about specific radio powers and channels and other functionality. It can be super-complicated! For example, DFS detects radar pulses and switches frequency for safety.
https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/wens/wireless-regdb.git/tree/db.txt?id=HEAD
You may think this is silly, but USB-based malware is absolutely still a thing in some countries.
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I'm doing a new kind of social media promotion, where you pay me to take down my crappy promotion for you
The arc of the shaft is long, but it always bends towards the fluffer
This absolutely BANGS on a real soundsystem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9BLMNn0PrQ
Great example: Try to generate a "pregnant plane," something a 5-year-old could draw, and you'll get nothing from an AI model.
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Strangely, based on this post's performance, Mastodon appear to be by far the users most familiar with the female body.
Be suspicious of people who don't have a meaningful relationship with their car. Spending that much time that intimately with something of such essential service to their life is supposed to inspire identification and fealty.
Does anyone have an infographic of which kind of furries can breed. Like a mandalorian chart.
I have to report Obsession is as devastatingly good as everyone is losing their minds over. Even if you think you've seen spoilers you really haven't. Long to explain but see it in a REAL theater IMO. I was at a 12:05AM show and was still packed.
POV: Your girlfriend realizes you're the person her parents said you were
If you have old unique video games you can sell them on ebay for good money sometimes.
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This was before AMV's to get your pussy licked to
What is specific advice useless to almost everyone but would've saved you a lot of money?
(Based on a situation that is gonna cost me a lot pointless to warn other people about)
It never occurs to Europeans that maybe Americans don't need to take vacations from freedom 🇺🇸
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@Brynawel@mastodon.social it's not a video game but yes
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@ghostoverflow256@mastodon.social not mine don't know source
@da_667@infosec.exchange don't be acquired
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>AI researchers build something they know will hurt people
>infosec chortles
>"I would have the fervency of belief to stop myself creating a cycle of destruction"
>stands up new Active Directory forest
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I personally would have told the police officer where John was because humanoid hunter-killer robots aren't real.
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@GuillaumeRossolini@infosec.exchange no this is from the accidental deactivation when someone went rogue
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@GuillaumeRossolini@infosec.exchange this is fromyears ago