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"there's a specific sense of impending doom that comes from getting the triz fave" - wuff hexx
"triz... invented words" - sabrina
finally got my pr card! i'm officially safe to remain here indefinitely!!!
1. there exist both ryan adams (american) and bryan adams (canadian)
2. there also exists ryan reynolds (canadian)
3. this implies the existence of bryan breynolds (american)
the thing is that as a society we should probably continually reevaluate the harms done by gatekeeping vs the value of expertise and the harms done by allowing amateurs to practice specialized pursuits. but "fuck it all to the ground let whoever do whatever guided by a talking wikipedia simulator and the power of friendship" is a fundamentally unserious attitude. you are a rube for elon and company, witting or no
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it's one hard drive full of hentai, michael. how much can it cost, $100,000?
DOCTOR HARDMAN: spit it out, new guy, what do we have
DR. FLOPSWEAT LICKSPITTLE: elderly patient in her mid-30's presenting with acute chyron in her lower third. iv is thready, pulse is thoracic, and we've already given her 10 cc's of stat
HARDMAN (jaw set): give her. the good drug
ADMINISTRATOR PENNYWHISTLE: i thought i told you we can't afford good drug. give your patients bad drug or i'll hang your scrubs from the highest yardarm
HARDMAN: lickspittle, do it
PATIENT: wait i want bad drug
having eight beers #🍁maxxing
please do not conflate me with other patricias online, it could go very poorly for me
studio exec: ok george, we have a senator character who runs on a progressive platform but then votes to put his constituents in chains and force them to build cooling towers for the ai megamind. what should we name him
george lucas: john fetters-man 😎
my calais girlfriend, trained on $100,000 of imported sex arses,
"centre"-right parties love to get baited by their quiet-part-loud coalition partners into sticking their dick in a spinning blender. it keeps happening
woke up feeling like a white female mamdani
the thing is that dialectics are good, but they are also bad, and therefore perhaps also a secret third thing
the question is what are they going to call the referendum? albexit? berxit perhaps?
i would like to take back all the times i said stuff like flying or invisibility to answer the question "what superpower would you have, if you could choose exactly one?"
instead i wish i could write a song with the same blend of nostalgia, yearning, hope and wistful despair as john k. samson
me last wednesday: hello dr's office. i need to refill my prescription that has no refills left. do i need to make an appointment or
dr's office: no you go to the pharmacy and they fax us, are you stupid or something?
(i sumbit a refill request to the pharmacy)
pharmacy app today, may 6: we will review your request by may 2 :)
me: hey so uh
pharmacy: oh yeah your doctor never got back to us
(i call dr office)
dr office: we don't do refills by fax, you need an appointment. are you dumb?
xanga? i hardly