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Ganondalf

@Walruths@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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The shitposting account for @firekeeper

Lemmy Fight-Club Member:
"I agree, however you are wrong..."
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- Linux Lover
- Junk Wizard
- Cat Enthusiast
- Kindle Liberator (we flip on ebay!)
- Boats > Airplanes, but it's a vibe opinion at best but I feel it strongly either-way.
- Can un-break pasta (but only if it apologizes in writing)
- Watched too much TV and too many Movies, now only wants Books, and has developed an insatiable appetite for Cinnamon.

26 Followers
106 Following
50 Posts
Joined April 30, 2025
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@Tutanota@mastodon.social boy, the used phone market is about to go bananas.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@xs4me2@mastodon.social @pvonhellermannn@mastodon.green Don't worry too awful much. The Earth will be completely fine and easily recover once we're gone.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@contrasocial@mastodon.social @xs4me2@mastodon.social @pvonhellermannn@mastodon.green Oh, I want no mistake made, here. I take full responsibility in not successfully ending the actions taken by the selfish, profit-seeking oil barons and politicians ruining our planet. As responsibility goes, we're set, but that really wasn't in question. As for what to do now, I'd say do everything you can until you can't, optimisic or not, good outcome or not. Less pain is always better than some.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@davidgerard@circumstances.run "Shocked, shocked I tell you!" >Bitwarden dips a toe into evil >Framework secretly was >Murena doesn't care about security >Proton answers US Subpoenas >Keepass starts using Ai >Porkbun's site is full of trackers (always was, admittedly) Haha, thank goodness nothing's happened to Brave browser /s (Waterfox still rules) Please tell me Tutanota is still based.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social @Natsura@catgirl.center *stops editing Bumble* "A joke!?"
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@LoganFive@beige.party *looks inward* -a kitten with a propeller hat and a mouse on a unicycle "...good enough"
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@luciedigitalni@aus.social It's really good, I'm a out 1/4 of the way through. These sociopaths are unhinged. They shouldn't manage a Denny's, much less a social media website.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@Strandjunker@mstdn.social He doesn't work for it. The bureaucracy is an excuse, not an obstacle.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@jef@mastodon.social "eww, that's America?" ~ Everywhere that isn't
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@xs4me2@mastodon.social @pvonhellermannn@mastodon.green We are 'the ancients' in some faroff society's scifi novel.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@xyla@shitpost.trade "My phone says I'll have the lamb." Sir this is a Wendy's
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@luciedigitalni@aus.social "We’re about to travel to the one country in the world where there’s an open arrest warrant for Mark Zuckerberg. And Mark thinks this is the time to show us his fake gangsta handshakes." 😐
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@axnxcamr@mstdn.ca @contrasocial@mastodon.social @xs4me2@mastodon.social @pvonhellermannn@mastodon.green Very much so! Don't stop your efforts, by all means. Less pain is always better than some. Always care for the coming generations.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io Coffee, black. "Sure thing, white"
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@Gorfram@beige.party @LoganFive@beige.party Yes. They're currently eating some Asimov lol. They persist on good vibes.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@marco@mastodon.skup.in @signalapp@mastodon.world "Health Xmppector" come right in!
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@ChrisHolladay@mastodon.social @evacide@hachyderm.io "When the entire assembly is chopped down with an angle-grinder and bashed in with a sledgehammer"
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io @TechTangents@dialup.space >"What a bunch of losers" >Ai It's probably just like, one or two, really. The rest are all Ai losers.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@dallo@pouet.chapril.org Days since Microsoft fucked up: 0
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@arthfach@social.arthfach.com @davidgerard@circumstances.run You weren't here for the Graphene / Murena war? Here's a link to some of the rubble: https://www.androidauthority.com/fairphone-murena-software-response-grapheneos-claims-3579637/
US Fairphone OS devs hit back against GrapheneOS security claims
Android Authority

US Fairphone OS devs hit back against GrapheneOS security claims

The team behind the Fairphone's software in the US has hit back against security claims made by GrapheneOS developers.

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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@geerlingguy@mastodon.social >looks at FranEnder 3, wires strewn about, allen keys hither, thither and forth. >screen that worked, surely, at some point How can Bamboo even dare attempt to improve upon perfection such as this? If I can't print with soul, I don't wanna print at all.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@noodlemaz@mstdn.games @xs4me2@mastodon.social @pvonhellermannn@mastodon.green >was Your pessimism is in your wrist as well as mine is. It isn't an argument, it's the ending we all chose, whether from inaction or lack of care or both. All you can do is the best you can for the ones still here. Be glad it's that much.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@Viss@mastodon.social @cR0w@infosec.exchange "ze glowies!"
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange You guys work here too!?
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@cadellin@mastodon.gamedev.place @cazabon@mindly.social @lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org @monkeyninja@10base2.dev They don't need to force surveillance on us. Some willingly pay $100+ for the privilege.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@cazabon@mindly.social @lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org @monkeyninja@10base2.dev Even easier, have their TV/Printer/toothbrush(at this point fml) connect to another in the vicinity that is connected. If two people in an apartment have a Vizio TV and one is disconnected from the mesh... well, in this scenario, they both are, via the other. ...if one company were so evil and inclined, that is, hypothetically speaking.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@djsat2@mastodonapp.uk @signalapp@mastodon.world @david@social.piconet.work >the police are perfectly trustworthy /s?
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange "We suck!" no need to tell me twice, there, microshit.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@ArcMother@kolektiva.social @luciedigitalni@aus.social @democracy@newsmast.community Anna's has it too, in any format one likes.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@bwana@discordian.social @Tock@corteximplant.com @flesh@transfem.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run >Firefox alt-right capture That's actually a bit further fucked than I was originally prepared for. I know they're flirting with Ai, but that's about it.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@elvira@girlcock.club @davidgerard@circumstances.run Rescinded and edited out, waterfox is still cool (imo) https://www.quippd.com/writing/2026/02/02/fifteen-years-of-waterfox-alex-kontos-on-independence-ai-and-the-future-of-browsers.html
quippd.com
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@ashy@equestria.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run Sarcasm... sorry, need to read the room and toss an /s on there.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social "huh, lemme google something re- yep, that's a thing."
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social "Alright newhire, here you go."
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@OpenMediaOrg@mastodon.social Obligatory XMPP mention, awaiting regulatory response.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@QasimRashid@mastodon.social "Blue Republicans"
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@a40yostudent@iosdev.space @chx@chx.contact @elementary@mastodon.social @dr_marmelade@hachyderm.io "Don't use Fascist state funded Ai, use Autocrat state funded Ai." ...Mistral gets a soft pass.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social Debian isn't an operating system. It's server firmware for IT geeks. You don't actually use your computer to do any real work. You just keep the system stable. It's the life mission now because the packages are too old to be relevant in 2026. You have to feed it 'flatpak this' and 'flatpak that' just to keep up with modern standards due to outdated repositories that conflict. It's cute, but some of us actually need to run modern python code or browse without checking a wiki first.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago

In honor of Amazon day, cancel your prime membership.

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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@evacide@hachyderm.io Some melodramatic post-hardcore, a 24 case of beer, and at least 20 roman candles and a lake at sunset. You'll feel better about whatever it was by the end of it.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@briankrebs@infosec.exchange Google since time immemorial:
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@wendythedruid@thistlenfern.org @admiralwonderboat@mastodon.social I didn't directly connect this to Ai, more... slop in the "bullshit" sense, more like, propaganda, bot accounts, fake news etc.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social _eyes narrow_ "Did a human write this?" /s
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@paninid@mastodon.world Controlled opposition.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@andypiper@macaw.social @_elena@mastodon.social Turns out the only thing the EU dislikes about US social media policy is that they don't own it themselves. They're just fine with spying if it's their eyes doing it.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@jacqueline@chaos.social *stops turning a wrench* "My president is a pedophile..."
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 2w ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social *looks at ublock origin* my god, it's... blocked, lmao
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange >they then go right back to using it anyway.
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Ganondalf @Walruths@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@Jyoti@mas.to *laughs in anarchism*
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