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Jyoti Mishra

@Jyoti@mas.to
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I'm the bloke in White Town

"Pleasingly blunt" - @Rycochet@furs.social

https://about.me/jyotimishra

Don't be a dick. If you're impolite, I'll just block you.

If you're offended by the word 'cunt' - do not follow.

NSFW, follow at your peril, Beril.

#Indian #StraightEdge #Trotskyist #Genderqueer #Polyamorous #Musician #Immigrant #SouthAsianDiaspora #UK #Derby #IndiePop #AlternativeMusic

SEARCH ME - tootfinder

#fedi22

@jyoti@mas.to@justmytoots.com

2783 Followers
221 Following
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Joined July 27, 2019
Music:
http://www.songwhip.com/white-town
Twitch:
http://www.twitch.tv/bzangy
Blog:
http://www.bzangy.com
White Town:
https://whitetown.co.uk/
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 1w ago
Never forget, THIS is Zionism: https://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2024/8/13/israeli-protesters-rally-for-the-right-to-rape-prisoners That's right - protesting for the right to rape prisoners. That's Zionism. That's Israel. #IsraelIsATerroristState #BoycottIsrael #IsraeliWarCrimes #FreePalestine #CeasefireNow #StopTheGenocide
Israeli protesters rally for ‘the right to rape’ prisoners
Al Jazeera

Israeli protesters rally for ‘the right to rape’ prisoners

Protesters, politicians and TV commentators in Israel are defending the right of soldiers to mistreat prisoners.

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 4mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
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· 3mo ago
Well, that was a fucking ride.
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago
Boosted by @cstross@wandering.shop
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

same, Hulk, same

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 2mo ago
This is what it feels like lately. Meanwhile, the SD cards I use in my cameras that used to cost £14 are now £38. The exact same card.
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 8mo ago
Boosted by @troberts@theblower.au
2026 in a nutbag.
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 9mo ago

SEASONS GREASONS!

#SeasonsGreasons #IdLoveSomeoneToComeDownMyChimney

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

Please tag the comic artist and I'll add credit, came creditless.

Comic by #ChrisMcCoy

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· 3mo ago
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 7mo ago

Advice for all you writers out there.

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

If this doesn't make you incandescently angry, you might want to remove that boot from your mouth.

https://www.downtoearth.org.in/governance/untaxed-wealth-hidden-offshore-by-richest-01-surpasses-entire-wealth-of-the-poorest-half-of-humanity-oxfam

"The amount of untaxed wealth hidden offshore by the richest 0.1 percent exceeds the entire wealth of the poorest half of humanity (4.1 billion people), according to a new Oxfam analysis published on April 2, 2026, ahead of the 10th anniversary of the Panama Papers."

#AllBillionairesAreEvil #YesEvenThatOneYouBootlick #EatTheRich

Untaxed wealth hidden offshore by richest 0.1% surpasses entire wealth of the poorest half of humanity: Oxfam
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Untaxed wealth hidden offshore by richest 0.1% surpasses entire wealth of the poorest half of humanity: Oxfam

The amount of untaxed wealth hidden offshore by the richest 0.1 percent exceeds the entire wealth of the poorest half of humanity (4.1 billion people), accordin

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 7mo ago

This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/not-pounded-by-t-151721004

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 3mo ago
I was just gonna post a mean thing, born of exasperation. Then I thought - naahhh, fuck that. So, instead, please enjoy one of the best things humanity has ever produced, #DavidThorne and his spider-drawing-payment exchange: https://27bslash6.com/overdue.html
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

blah blah blah "As a middle-aged white man, I am uncomfortable when science fiction are not about ME" blah blah blaaaaah "woke" blah blaaaah "tokenism" blah blaaah "I like Iain M Banks apart from the politics" blahhhhhhhhh

#ScienceFiction #FullLuxuryQueerSpaceCommunism

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

Amidst all the headlines, remember this: Israel has just voted in a death penalty that ONLY applies to Palestinians.

If anyone else had a death penalty that only applied to one race, what would the West be calling it?

THIS is how biased our media is. Zionism is fascism. Openly.

#FreePalestine #IsraelIsAnApartheidState

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 1mo ago
RE: https://social.vivaldi.net/@HalleAndert/117073834069300285 Roon because it's built for music geeks.
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Quoting
🇩🇪 𝕳𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝕬𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖙
@HalleAndert@social.vivaldi.net
Do you guys still listen to music files locally on your PC? If so, what player do you use? Feel free to comment on which file formats you play and whether you adjust the sound to your liking using an equalizer. #music #audio #player #multimedia #software #freeware #entertainment #equalizer #sound #mp3 #amp4 #m4a #flac #winamp #aimp #vlc #mpc #foobar2000 #playlist #microsoft #windows #linux #apple #macintosh To play music files, I use:
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

#HappyGoodFriday

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· 5mo ago
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 7mo ago

What's this in mah belly button?

MINUX LINT?

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 5mo ago

Watching our ruling class trying to do Zack Polanski like they did Corbyn is fucking bizarre.

Fascist gentiles like Stürmer claiming the only Jewish national political leader is anti-Semitic?

What are they gonna manufacture next?

I reckon they're gonna escalate. You wait.

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

DO you think one day someone will re-master #GameOfThrones so the dark scenes are actually visible?

Or was that ending just so awful that no-one cares any more?

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 7mo ago

I'm amazed how quickly supposed leftists start waving the flag for a war STARTED by... ISRAEL AND THE USA?

Really? Are you fucking goldfish? Have you NO MEMORY WHASOEVER?

fuck me

#StopTheWar #HandsOffIran

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

RE: @AccordionBruce@mastodon.social

ME for a start!

I'd still be on OS9, which was the sweet spot for music making.

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

RE: @inthehands@hachyderm.io

The same as streaming The Smiths or Radiohead or Nick Cave - you are free to give money to Nazis, genocide-enablers and TERFs but I am free to tell you that you are DIRECTLY funding harm to other people.

Why do people want to throw money at these ambulatory tumours?

Fucking hell.

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 3mo ago
If you hear anyone moaning about the recent #Apple price hike, please make it clear to them that this is *entirely* because of people paying to have ChatGPT lie to them or creating buckets of AI slop for their unfunny Facebook posts.  #RAMageddon #AISlop #Capitalism #CapitalistHellscape #ClimateChange
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

RE: @Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems

I have this great new thing I'm gonna sell them. I call it a "lanyard."

I reckon it'll catch on!

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 7mo ago

Confused why we appear to be on the edge of WWIII?

https://marxist.com/trump-prepares-for-war-with-iran-down-with-imperialist-aggression.htm

#Iran

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 7mo ago

RE: @mdsumner@rstats.me

Surely just some Play-doh and an old copy of Hustler would have been enough to keep the mad fuck distracted?

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

Israel celebrates new racist death penalty, the US routinely involved in double tap war crimes, Western media whitewashes an ongoing genocide.

Coming this summer from Hollywood:
MORE TENSE THRILLERS ABOUT SWARTHY ISLAMIC TERRORISTS. AAIIEEEE! JIHAAD! KILL THEE WESTERN INFIDELS!

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 2mo ago
This is how the West ends up arming, funding and culturally approving a genocide. From the news to Hollywood to video games, the entire Western media has drowned us in Islamophobia for the last four decades.
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 7mo ago

this could be us but I am not a beetle and you do not exist

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

I love music.

https://bzangygroink.co.uk/archives/2026/04/08/dan-romer-the-luck-is-ours-alone/

#AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #DanRomer #Soundtrack

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 7mo ago

#StopTheWar #HandsOffIran

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tero@rukii.net I think @gregeganSF@mathstodon.xyz covered a lot of that back in '97 with this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaspora_(novel) Add a dash of this as a bridge to then: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaspora_(novel)
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

I think I'm okay and then I see a pic of Olga Kobzar and I start weeping.

#SoBeautiful

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago

RE: @gmh@mastodon.social

PLEASE if you're an average iOS user like me, and not super geeky, you need to read the excellent thread below.

DO NOT UPGRADE to 26.4 if you can avoid it.

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@marknovakusa@mastodon.nl Well, I nicked it from Tumblr, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 7mo ago

LINUX

PEANUX

CLINIX

MINIX

These are the top OSes powered almost entirely by Rhynchocyon petersi farts.*

*I will brook NO argument. **

**I said NO arguments, sir. GOOD DAY! ***

*** GOOD DAY, SIR! 🎩

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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 40mo ago
Replying to
@KV1NN4@tenforward.social
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk Yup, I agree!
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jess@blop.social WALK? IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Jyoti Mishra @Jyoti@mas.to
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@jozeldenrust@social.sdfeu.org oouchhh!
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