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Andrea Junker :verified:

@Strandjunker@mstdn.social
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Contemporary Artist & Nomad: Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling. Traveling along my German grandmother’s roots. Mover: Strong voice against Trumpism.

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Joined November 06, 2022
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 1d ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
The fact that the President of the United States suggests Iran should nuke Los Angeles and San Diego and we’re supposed to pretend it’s perfectly normal, everyday stuff shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
Growing up with the phrase “Wikipedia isn’t a valid source,” only to end up in a daily life where everyone says, “Just ask ChatGPT.”
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
On this Labor Day, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Job applicants are using AI to write resumes and prep interview answers. Companies are using AI to screen those applications and conduct initial interviews. We’ve officially automated both sides of a process meant to measure human connection. The irony is genuinely unreal.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 2w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Imagine needing validation so badly that you threaten to tear down another President’s memorial unless they put your name on it. The level of fragile ego it takes to pull a stunt like this is genuinely unhinged.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
I find it absurd that the em dash is now widely perceived as an indicator of AI use. I have used it since childhood; it is part of my writing style. Sometimes inserting a brief aside within a sentence, at other times emphasizing the conclusion of a thought. In any case, I use em dashs deliberately, and I am absolutely certain that many other writers do the same.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
On the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, the greatest threat to the safety and security of Americans is the President of the United States, together with his entire cabinet.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
President Obama killed al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. Donald Trump invited the Taliban to hang out at Camp David on 9/11, freed 5,000 of their elite fighters from prison, and tried to kill Mike Pence. We should never forget that.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
The cockroach, out of hatred for the ant, voted for the insecticide. They all died. Including the cricket, who cast an invalid vote, and the fly, who did not go to the polls at all. America’s political landscape in a nutshell.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
“An army of gray-haired women may quietly take over the Earth.” Gloria Steinem spent nearly a century teaching us how to be our truest, fiercest selves. Thank you for leading the way, for listening, and for never backing down. Rest easy, Gloria. We’ve got it from here.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Why is the burden of “not letting the team down” always placed on overworked employees, instead of on management to hire enough people?
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 1mo ago
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was practically engineered to break MAGA brains. American-born (sorry, no “go back” card), ridiculously credentialed (MD + Oxford PhD), explains policy like a normal human, and takes zero crap. Good luck finding a script for that.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 1mo ago
Men often believe that a woman’s greatest fear is loneliness. They are completely wrong. The greatest fear is getting married, having children, becoming a maid, and being trapped in a miserable life with a loser by her side.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
Generation X (1965–1980): • Ages 46 to 61 • Looking somewhere between 29 and “none of your business” • Didn’t grow up sheltered — we were basically turned loose outdoors • Independent at 10; still refusing to act like adults at 50 • Our childhood would make a modern parent group chat implode Which is why our internal mantra remains: “It’ll work out. I’ve got this.”
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago

This Juneteenth, we should remind ourselves of two facts:

1. Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
2. Those who prevent history from being taught are plotting to repeat it.

It’s as simple as that.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

In history class, I never understood how “advanced” civilizations could collapse. It just didn’t seem plausible.

Anyway, I’ve seen enough. I get it now.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

On this 82nd anniversary of D-Day, remember: The way we wonder why Germans didn’t stop Hitler is exactly how the rest of the world views Americans and Trump today.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago
Forgive me for sounding like a broken record, but we are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Gotta admit, I’m glad they’re stripping Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center while he’s still alive and coherent enough to feel the burn.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 5mo ago

The wildest thing about the release of new files on UFOs is that Donald Trump was mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
Trump just admitted on camera he doesn’t know ball, called the ref “suspect,” and bragged about pressuring FIFA to overturn a red card for “our best player.” Absolute clown show. US soccer is cooked. Disqualify them immediately.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

This is easily the saddest time in American history. The absolute worst people are systematically destroying the country, and our system is completely failing to stop them.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago

Imagine if Republicans had even half the balls of E. Jean Carroll, Stormy Daniels, Christine Blasey Ford, Anita Hill, or the Epstein survivors.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

If, at the end of this dark era, we actually have a Democratic president again, there is one thing they absolutely must take to heart:

F*ck forgiveness.

Our country will only unite behind criminal prosecution and prison sentences, before eventually, slowly, beginning to heal.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago

Silly me for thinking nobody could out-corrupt FIFA’s Sepp Blatter, but Gianni Infantino really said, “Hold my beer.”

Peak corruption.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

I need someone to explain to me exactly how Mamdani manages to sidestep the very bureaucracy that other politicians always blame for their inability to get anything done.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
Honestly, I’m just not feeling the 4th of July this year. Hard to celebrate America when SCOTUS is out here crowning a convicted felon and rapist king; especially one who openly plans on never leaving the White House. Anyone else struggling to find the spirit today?
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
UEFA finally figured out Infantino is full of it. Absolute shocker for anyone who slept through the last decade.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

1. History isn’t there to be liked or disliked.
2. History is there to be learned from.
3. History offends you? Even better. Then you’re less likely to repeat it.

It’s that simple.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
Decades later, catching Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse” or “Holding Out for a Hero” on the radio still gives me full-body chills. That’s the power of pure, unfiltered talent. Thank you for a voice that never stopped moving us. Rest in power, rockstar. 🕊️🖤
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 5mo ago

This Mother’s Day, let’s remember: Woman didn’t come from man’s rib. He came from *her* womb.

One of patriarchy’s biggest lies is naming the father as the life-giver.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
Imagine hosting the FIFA World Cup and the Olympics just to prove your country is too authoritarian and xenophobic to actually let the world in.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Two more American lives thrown away. All to open a strait that wasn’t even closed until Trump attacked Iran. There is no strategy. Just body bags for a manufactured crisis.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago

Looking back, the transition from Obama to Trump was basically trading an iPhone for two styrofoam cups and a string. Unreal.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

No snark, I genuinely don’t get it. Trump is one of the least masculine, most juvenile public figures out there. He’s needy, whiny, defensive, terrified of strong women, and visibly intimidated by powerful men.

How does his base spin this into the ultimate “strongman” image?

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
The ballroom is a fiasco. The reflecting pool is a fiasco. The inflation is a fiasco. The federal deficit is a fiasco. The Iran war is a fiasco. So please remind me again what makes Trump such a “winner”?
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
You have to give Trump credit: He promised no Iran deal without complete capitulation. He delivered. He just failed to mention he meant *our* capitulation.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal with Iran?”

Trump: “Not even a little bit. I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.”

The “Art of the Deal” is apparently the “Art of Not Giving a Damn”.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
“When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Climbing the Empire State Building antenna just to drop this quote is wild. Message received, NYC. Loud and clear. 🗽
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

In a short span of time, both King Charles and President Xi showed the world what a laughingstock Donald Trump is. Republicans are either gluttons for punishment or too dense to notice. Probably both.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
Unable to stand up to Iran or Israel, birthday boy Trump is out here starting beef with the Weather Channel. We are officially living in the stupidest of all timelines.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago

So, how long until Trump covers the Reflecting Pool with tarps, just like the Kennedy Center?

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago

Obama’s Iran Deal > Trump’s Iran Deal

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
Well, it’s neither the one we expected nor the one we hoped for — but you take your wins where you can get ’em.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Hunter Biden coming out as an eloquent, charismatic, and brutally honest shitposter was not on my June 2026 bingo card.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Welker is missing a shoe because it’s in Trump’s ass.

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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
We don’t always get back what we give. But it says everything about who we are.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
Expecting Trump’s personal lawyer, Todd Blanche, to act in the best interest of the U.S. as AG isn’t optimism — it’s weaponized self-delusion.
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Andrea Junker :verified: @Strandjunker@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
Imagine attacking Dr. Fauci while cheering on Trump. Check yourself.
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