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@stuartb@social.teamb.space
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Husband.
Father.
Pops.
Lefty (Politically).
Occasional thinker.
Former drinker.
Mediocre writer.
Lapsed dreamer.
Non-practicing intellectual.
Trying not to swear but some people make it bloody difficult.
Women's rights are human rights.
Trans rights are human rights.

146 Followers
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Joined January 28, 2025
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· 2mo ago
Replying to
@nogodsnomasters@kolektiva.social one thing to note here, which only reinforces the whole point. The 40 months the CRO received is apparently "slightly less" than the 6 years the prosecution asked for. 6 years is 72 months. That's not "slightly less" than 6 years. That slightly more than 3 years. 3 years snd 4 months, to be precise.
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· 2mo ago
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@SeanPLynch@mastodon.social @nogodsnomasters@kolektiva.social and lets not forget that the homeless man handed himself in, and showed remorse for his actions, while the CEO didn't...
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· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social yeah, my youngest does this...
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· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social pfft! Most people are lucky to get a "k" from me! I at least make an effort with my wife - she generally gets "xXx". Although if it's a particularly long shopping list to pick up when ive finished working all day in a supermarket, she might get "i thought i blocked your number!" 😝👹
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· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Im just wondering if the upcoming Greenland treaty is going to be the text of the 1951 agreement with Truman's name removed and replaced with a picture of an orange turd stain? And any potential treaty with Iran is going to be similar to the Obama deal, but with more concessions to Iran, and a Trump Tower being built in Tehran.
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· 2mo ago
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social In the decade since the Brexit referendum, the people consistently most angry at what it turned into are the Brexiteers, those who were the most voiciferous in their anger at the EU and everything it stood for. It doesnt matter what the latest problem they find, "This isn't the Brexit I voted for!" they whine. "This is exactly the Brexit we voted against!" We reply. "You won, we lost, get over it!" Because, being the gracious lovers that they are, the morning after the results were snnounced, they all took great delight in telling us "We won, you lost, get over it!", and we've spent the last few years rubbing their noses in it. That lot always have something to be angry about, yet progressive protests are generally a place of joy.
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· 4mo ago
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@grimacing @alice@lgbtqia.space Unfortunately, this is becoming less of a barrier for entry - I know of one popular server that gets multiple join requests a day from ne'er-do-wells, and has now started getting a similar number of AI-generated requests. These are being silently rejected by the admins, but all it takes is for one to slip through. Hell, even here, on my own server, I get a couple of messages a week asking if people can join here, from people who have blank profiles on open-registration servers. Having pro-active mods who check you out before giving access works better than just about anything out there, but it is time consuming for the mods, and isn't 100% secure. All this wouldn't be necessary if certain people would stop deciding they want to punch Mark and instead just let him get on with his life, but no, they have to be dicks and ruin it for everyone who wants to get into that club.
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· 5mo ago
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@woe2you @CppGuy @MarkHoltom My understanding is that Henry's are really low-tech as far as vacuum cleaners go - they may not have all the bells and whistles of more modern machines, but they take all the abuse you can throw at them, and are easily replaceable with readily accessible spare parts, which is why they are do beloved by contract cleaners It is apparently possible to build one from off the shelf parts, but why would you do that when it's cheaper to buy a new one?
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· 6mo ago
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@FoxesInLove youve been spying on me and my wife again, haven't you!
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· 1mo ago
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@kristinHenry@vis.social Pengons or Klinguins?
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· 5mo ago
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@woe2you @CppGuy @MarkHoltom The only example of something similar i can think of is when Charles Church bought the RAF's stockpile of spare parts for Spifires in the 1980, and managed to build a plane from them that was registered as a genuine, authentic, very late production aircraft rather than a replica, which tend yo use non-authentic parts. But then, the Dpitfire had been out of production for 40 years, and even examples in really poor shape cost more than the parts.
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· 6mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party You haven't seen the video where Jorge (also known as El Estapario Siberiano) is playing a different time signature AND a different tempo with each limb, and still ends it on the one!
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· 4mo ago

I've been doing some thinking - as much as I love having my own little instance for me and my own little projects, it might be time to move to other servers/services for my socials.
Don't worry, I'm staying exclusively on Fedi!
Instead, I'm looking at WordPress, using @pfefferle@mastodon.social 's ActivityPub plugin and the Friends plugin.
2 of the accounts I'm looking at moving have existed on WP for a while now, although I haven't been doing much with them.
One of those will be deprecated here on TeamB next week while I test things - details appearing on that account.
The other 2 (including this one) will be sharing a domain, with 1 account (not this one) moving in the next couple of days.
All going well, all 4 accounts will move by the end of June, but this instance will stay open for the 6 months remaining on the domain registration.
(And if it doesnt go well, at least I'll still have those place to call home!)
😁

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· 5mo ago

There is a hotel that backs on to the warehouse yard at work - a hotel used by the local council to temporarily house refugees and asylum seekers.
And because the local Nazi's took all but one seat in the elections the other day, they think this gives them carte blanche to gather and make noise, sounding sirens and alarms, singing (badly) through loud speakers, and generally making an antisocial nuisance of themselves.
A single person standing silently holding a sign saying "i support Palestine action" would soon find themselves swept up by the Police, but this baying mob are apparently alright.

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· 2mo ago
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re: UKPol Burn ham or Burn Oil?
@pre@boing.world it's actually not going as well as the London-based media makes out - an unholy alliance of the bus operators, the drivers, and the freaking drivers UNIONS have conspired to render all the supposed changes almost non-existant, not helped by the largely toothless new regulations. The operators want to make money, preferably without running any actual services, the drivers seem to think that we passengers should be grateful that they design to turn up eventually, and the Unions only concern is their members not getting sacked, even if those members are getting sacked for not doing their jobs. No one gives a toss about the poor passengers, who know that if a service is, say, every 10 minutes, that's 6 buses an hour, the only question is - when, within that hour, are 3 going to turn up nose-to-tail. If they turn up at all. Yeah, I'm not expecting any changes for the better.
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· 5mo ago
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@MaryAustinBooks "Could I speak to the brainworm, please, thats more intelligent than you!"
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· 4mo ago
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@craignicol@glasgow.social @benroyce@mastodon.social @jgordon@appdot.net @webhat@infosec.exchange @burritojustice@mastodon.social I've noticed that a lot of people who say "no, it's not ok punching Nazis" are the first to say "I told you these left Anteeefa terrorists were a load of violent extremists. They should all be shot!"
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· 3mo ago
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@GeePawHill@mastodon.social speaking as a man, could I just say that, yes, all men have to quit whinging and not-all-men-ing about this - instead of whining about how you are "one of the good guys" and throwing a strop because you think you dont do the things you feel you are being accused of, try acknowledging that this is a problem in all walks of life, and that unless you are actively working to be part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Getting angry and declaring "Not sll men..." won't convince the women in your vicinity that they are safe around you - quite the opposite, in fact. Instead, try living your life in a way that demonstrates this, and do it consistently. Call out exist behaviour from your colleagues. Back women when they raise issues. Make sure YOU are not the one being a sleazebag. And don't go expecting a cookie for doing this. This is the bare minimum we should be doing, it's nothing exemplary, it just feels that way to those who find it easier to be part of the problem.
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· 5mo ago
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@runoutgroover @Geri For years now, Labour supporters have been getting annoyed at me pointing out that the Party is somewhere off to the Right of Thacher *spit* and accelerating. Some of them have started agreeing with me.
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· 6mo ago
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@DocAtCDI THIS!!!!!!
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· 6mo ago
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@Sarahw Given what we know about the original scripts for The Clangers, this is entirely plausible.
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· 4mo ago

Test

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· 5mo ago
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@MissConstrue@mefi.social Yeah, that was always the way i rread it, too. It was always Sam.
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· 5mo ago

Anyone else expecting tomorrows Ma0il headline to be "Hurrah For Reform", or something similar?

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· 5mo ago
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@FluentInFinance But the economy IS booming! But only if you have far more wealth than any one needs. For the ultra wealthy, for whom more than enough is never enough, things are l9oking up. For the other 99.99% of the population, however...
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· 5mo ago
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@johncarlosbaez@mathstodon.xyz @0lschok@mathstodon.xyz well, that just blew most of my last working brain cells... Cool clock, but seeing other people's reactions to it must be even better!😁
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· 5mo ago
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@jensorensen@mastodon.social Over here in the UK, we don't have anything like this - Primaries are not a thing here, local Party leadership pick candidates, ostensibly by polling local members, but often by parachuting in someone that Party HQ wants. But... There was recently a Parliamentary By-election in the Gorton and Denton constituency, which was widely expected to be a 2 horse race between Labour (formerly a vaguely Socialist party, now somewhere off to the Right of Thatcher *spit* and accelerating, in search of Right Wing voters), and Reform (Nigel Farage's massively profitable company masquerading as a Far Right political Party). And the local Green Party put forward a local woman, Hannah Spencer, a plumber, against career activists from somewhere thst isn't Gorton and Denton, with exactly the same disdain for the Right-wing policies outlined in that comic. And she won. Massively. Because her Party's policies align with the wishes of local voters. This area has always been Labour in living memory, but while the voters have remained the same, Labour has moved away from them. And, given a genuine option, voters have taken it. Be more Hannah Spencer.
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· 5mo ago
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@samvarma@fosstodon.org Indeed, I do!
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· 5mo ago
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@samvarma@fosstodon.org Indeed! Except for the spambots, or those that feel like they are trying to win at Fedi by getting a complete collection. Those can get in the bin.
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· 5mo ago
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@anon_opin@mastodon.social ive always liked what ive described in the past as "dancing giants" - there are several wind farms on the hills around me, and I love seeing them in action. There is something relaxing about watching them do their thing.
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· 6mo ago
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@greenpeace@mastodon.social The execs are partly right, but reach entirely the wrong conclusion. The wind isn't always reliable, which is why we should be installing a mix of wind, solar, geothermal, and tidal.
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· 6mo ago
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@wdlindsy@toad.social I wonder if anyone has ever told him what the average Muslim thinks of Jesus. (Spoiler: Jesus (or Isa in Arabic) is one of the most important Islamic Prophets, pretty much on a level with Muhammed. Hegseth is going to be in for a shock, given that Muslims and most Christians view the teachings of Jesus completely differently than he foes. If I didn't know better, I would think Hegseth hasn't actually read the Bible, instead getting an AI summary.
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· 6mo ago
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@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange I've contacted a few data brokers, asking a) how much they have made from scraping my data, and b) asking for my cut of the money they make off my data, and c) asking them to delete any data of mine they hold. I'm still waiting for either a response, or some money to hit my bank account. And I'm not going to hold my brath. I'm also wondering how many of these data removal companies (Incogni, etc) are owned by or aligned withthe big data bokers.
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· 6mo ago
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@randahl@mastodon.social As always with these criminals, every accusation is a confession.
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· 6mo ago
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@Lazarou Could someone PLEASE tell Zack Polanski to get on Fedi! I refuse to click any Twitter links.
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· 4mo ago
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@craignicol@glasgow.social @kenjen@pdx.social @benroyce@mastodon.social @jgordon@appdot.net @webhat@infosec.exchange @burritojustice@mastodon.social A fairly common conversation over here... Local Labour party: Why is everyone leaving us? Local former members: We're exactly where we were. You moved. You left us! Some of the local parties are starting to get it. At a national level - not so much... Or at all!
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· 6mo ago
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@csullivan@flipboard.social @surf@flipboard.social @Flipboard@flipboard.social @RollingStone@mstdn.social @theverge@mastodon.world @WIRED@flipboard.com @404mediaco@mastodon.social @harrymccracken@mastodon.social @FastCompany@flipboard.com YAY! Lets all go to The Open Web, locked inside someone else's ecosystem!
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· 5mo ago
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@MikeDunnAuthor@kolektiva.social That's 900 billionaires, not 900,000... Also, according to that article, their has been a massive uptick in "self made" billionaires. I have to ask- how do Fortune define "self made"? Someone whose parents worked minimum wage jobs to put food on the table, who got a scholarship to a mid tier college and worked their way up? Or someone ehose only qualification for a course at a top tier college was Daddy's bulging cheque book, whose parents funded their first 3 companies that never did anything or made any money, and inherited 7 or 8 figures?
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· 4mo ago
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@munchkinbear@mastodon.stickbear.me I had a reputation at work for doing stuff like this - it all started one day when I was sitting in the canteen, bored out of my skull on a break, and I changed the hotspot name to "MI5 van #16" and turned it on. In seconds, one guy stood up, walked over to the window, and stared out over the car park. "There's something going on," he said, "there's an MI5 van outside". People started looking around, wondering what was happening. He explained what he found, so I changed it to "MI5 van #21". "There's another one!" Someone else said. At this point, I'm the only person in the canteen not talking about the major operation building outside, which must have seemed suspicious! "Is that you, Stu?" The first guy asked. Quick name change to "Busted! Abort! Abort!", then tried pleading innocence, but couldn't stop myself from laughing. Over the next few months, several other people tried this, and somehow, I always got the blame!
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· 4mo ago
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@skeletor@mas.to Yeah, I'm, feeling this one!
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· 2mo ago
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@therightarticle@mas.to yeah, not gonna happen.
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· 2mo ago
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re: UKPol Burn ham or Burn Oil?
@pre@boing.world Here in Manchester, we "took vontrol" of the buses, which meant (mostly) slightly lower prices, price caps, minor integration with trams and trains, and slightly more regulation, but still no accountability for failing to run services or achieve any time-keeping targets. We also bought a massive fleet of electric buses and handed them over to the operators to run (or not!), because they couldn't update their fleets AND make big enough profits at the same time. Expect this same playbook for all the nationalised industries.
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· 6mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social The rest of the world shoud start celebrating Pi Day on July 22nd.
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· 1mo ago
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@flyingpenguin@infosec.exchange Let's not forget the Messerschmit Me163, which not only had leaky fuel tanks that flooded the cockpit, but highly toxic fuel that dissolved the pilots - they lost more pilots to this than they did in combat.
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· 5mo ago
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Ahhh, but which one are we going to set on fire?
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· 7mo ago
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@billyjoebowers@mastodon.online If the economy is doing so well, why is the average citizen poorer than ever? Oh, wait, they are getting the stock prices of mega corps confused with the economy again. The mega corps and their billionaire owners are doing fine, everyone else, though...
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· 2mo ago
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@heyokyay@mastodon.social yup, thats me...
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· 4mo ago
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@FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital You've been spying me and my wife again, haven't you! (Im Blue, BTW!)
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· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social It still blows my mind that there was a deal in place for precisely this, with verification checks, and Trump threw it in the bin because it was signed by someone who wasn't him. And MAGA lapped it up.
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· 6mo ago
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@sil@mastodon.social According to their T&Cs, they are likely located in the UK, proably in England or Wales, but they are using a company in Reykjavik to hide their WHOIS data.
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