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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈

@bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
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Joined mastodonapp.uk back in Nov 2022. I have a 'backup' a/c on mendeddrum.org.

Oldish bloke, got to retirement age in 2024. Now retired, due to the old line about "when it stops being fun, stop doing it".

Anyway, old-school coder. I've worked with everything from punch-cards to Perl, via machine language and microcode, C, C++, SQL, etc, etc. Now a happy Linux user on Garuda.

Getting more radically 'left' as I get older. I despise all racists, homophobes, Nazis, etc.

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2w ago
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@Nonilex@masto.ai Read a bit more about the story. What Denmark apparantly actually did was dig out an old treaty that they *already* had with the US from 1951, change the date to 2026, and add a bit about China and Russia not being allowed, which they would never have been anyway. TOG thinks he won a great diplomatic victory. What he 'won' was something he already had. He is an utter cretin.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2w ago
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@padraig@mastodon.ie I'd probably start with most of 'the Alices'! @alice@lgbtqia.space@Alice@gram.social@Alice@beige.party (are there more?!) Also, there's a hashtag #FollowFriday which can be an excellent resource.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1w ago
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@X31Andy@mastodon.green @kibcol1049@mstdn.social @PopTarts@gaygeek.social @confusedMiddleAgedDad@mastodon.social @tiggy@mastodonapp.uk @Fasgadh@mastodon.scot I am weirdly pleased that such a thing exists. Can't figure out how to actually use it yet, but that'll be me and adult beverages, I'm sure.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1w ago
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@PopTarts@gaygeek.social @confusedMiddleAgedDad@mastodon.social @tiggy@mastodonapp.uk @Fasgadh@mastodon.scot @kibcol1049@mstdn.social ??? Unless I'm in stupid-mode, that would be 'distance per distance', no? Now 'furlongs per fortnight' is well attested as a valid velocity measure, I believe!
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "Hey dude, hold ma beer and watch *THIS*!" Bubba's funeral will be held in 2 weeks, as is normal after such stupidity.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1w ago
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@screwturn@mastodon.social @alice@lgbtqia.space @koalou@lgbtqia.space @h3mmy@lgbtqia.space I think a trickster god of ambiguous gender would work splendidly!
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago

Sent to me from The Other Place. I did actually laugh out loud.

#pachinko

mastodonapp.uk
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social No. No. If you're saying what it seems you're saying, then I *absolutely* disagree. You don't 'pack' a court with yes-people who will do what they are told. You ask other judges to privately elect the most curmudgeonly, contrary bastards they know to those senior positions. *Those* people will tell the government to 'go forth and multiply' when the government deliberately tries to break the law. This is why the fash-sponsored press in the UK called the High Court Judges 'traitors' when they told Boris to fuck off with his illegal prorogation of Parliament back in the Brexit days. The press barons hated that they didn't call the shots. In the US, they absolutely do. And this is why the Judiciary, the Executive, and the Legislature *must* always be separate - if you want this 'democracy' thing to work.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Nah. You've already got most of that baked into your 'Constitution' and the 'Amendments'. It seems that the problem is, you don't have enough people honest enough or brave enough to enforce those provisions, and make them stick. Just like the rest of that 'Constitution', you've let the fash ignore it for too long, and now they will do Whatever. They Want. I think you are now at that point where either you get rid of them immediately (probably with guillotines), or you, and probably all the rest of us as well, are fucked.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 3w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I would add "...and stop making your Supreme Court judges political appointments". Let senior judges elect other senior judges.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @spytfyre@mastodon.scot

Certainly in the UK this is true.

US only really 'helped' the UK in WWII using the Lend-Lease Act, and we finally finished paying that stuff back in 2006[1].

What seems clear is that the US rarely does anything which is not directly in their own interests.

Any UK politician today who banged on about "The Special Relationship" between UK and US, would be laughed at. Really.

Now all the boomers who remember those times are dying off, it's almost 'helpful' that the orange shit-gibbon has reminded an entire new set of generations about what the US is all about.

Naturally, opinions vary. Bracing myself for USAians telling me that without them, I'd be speaking German, or some such.

  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lend-Lease?wprov=sfla1
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@johncoxon@wandering.shop Yup. As soon as us pesky humans die off and go away, the Earth will be just fine. Gaia will sort it all out, when left in peace.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@kagan@wandering.shop @overholt@glammr.us I like your idea. Now try it using a book you know well. Might be 'interesting' to the IP lawyers arguing against the AI rip-off.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago

Saw this in a vid just now and laughed out loud!

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago

Oh Goddess. I just found a 'story idea' in my notes, that either I stole from someone, or came up with myself when 'refreshed', no idea. I reckon it could fly, with a lot of work. Unless someone here steals it first, which would also be fine!


Voyager has crossed into the Oort Cloud in, what 2300yrs or so.

In the meantime, some lovely passing aliens have found her and given her a new power supply so she can focus her antenna and transmit to us again.

She contacts Earth. Hilarity ensues.

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social OK, that's 'odd'. That's one software 'toy' I use a fair bit with no issues. I'm guessing you know what you're doing, so I'll follow along and see how it develops!
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social I've never seen that on a desktop m/c before. Good spot.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@Bene@fosstodon.org @warandpeas@mastodon.social ...and you are of course correct about the source of those horrors. I think you are also right that all of that awfulness, from whichever nutjobs, needs to be stopped somehow. One can hope, I guess.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@warandpeas@mastodon.social Erm, have we already forgotten Charlie Hebdo? Wiki: "Charlie Hebdo has been the target of three terrorist attacks: in 2011, 2015, and 2020" Shame how brief some memories can be.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@spellingmistakescostlives@mastodon.ie Bonus points if, when you cut them open, they squirt acid which eats through deck-plates.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@GMcByrne@bookstodon.com Good work! Hope it really annoys the neighbours 🙄
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@Anomnomnomaly@beige.party @dahukanna@mastodon.social Same here. It is funny watching these predictions coming true though.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@Sheril@mastodon.social OMG. There is *all* of modern science, right there!
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Ah, is that like "The Sleep Room" in Logan's Run?
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@MarioEijkemans@mastodon.social What a fabulous old building.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@mattrobbo@mastodon.social Not seeing a link to that in your profile? I'll give it a go, perhaps!
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange Yeah, the upside of the Dunning-Kruger thing is that I'm bright enough to realise just how little I know 😀
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club Great stuff. Sometimes I think we need more chaos!
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club Go for it. Sometimes when I was working as a coder, the module was so fkd up, the correct thing to do was 'wipe and start again'. Beginning to think that the world is getting a bit like that! And 'random' is often waaayy more interesting 😂
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@amras@town.friendmaterial.lgbt I like the intro very much. Hope that goes well. I'm an aging code-geek, and very much get how occasionally a 'fresh set of eyes' can help solve a problem. 😅 "I may have questions later"
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago

OK, OK. Rather silly, and fairly brief, 'shaggy dog story' which was forwarded to me from TOP (so no attribution), sorry about that.

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons"

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking tha law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party What if your instance got shut down? How do you move instances if you live inside it? 🤔
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social That kid is my new superhero.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Nah. Laser-pointers, and fuck up the cameras. Should work, but I've not seen comments on that lately, probably because no-one wants to get busted.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago

#TonightsChillOut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZEUjDoji3Y

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@libreoffice@fosstodon.org Hiya, the reason I moved away for a while was that somehow, if it ever got maximised, I could never get back to the 'normal' view. I *think* I've got a workaround now, so fingers crossed. Edited to say that I'm running Garuda Linux with KDE.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Oh, so 'beige is forever'? I like it. So after the Anthropocene, that server obvs won't have power, so we need like a inter-brain mesh network, right? Everything beige linked together forever. Or do I need to sit in a dark room and calm down a bit?
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@deviantollam@defcon.social The first attempt in that direction that I recall was Microsoft's 'Clippy', and we all know how well that went down.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago
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(Replying to myself: this happens a lot at my age. And right there is another philosphical rabbit-hole I want to jump down one night, but not right now!) After that sublime duet from Lakmé, I came across this. Part of my love for this comes from the fact that I was privileged to be in a choir supporting a performance of this many years ago at Bristol's (then) Colston Hall, now Bristol Beacon. https://youtu.be/W_kSfXbmwS4
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago

I recall my first reading of _Neuromancer_ a gazillion years ago, and thinking "I just need to upload myself into that and I could do anything!"

Now, the subscription fees would be stupid.

Nah. I'll just check out when it's my turn. "Come in number 4, your time is up!"

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 3d ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Well obviously, the concept of 'more nachos' not only implies, but indeed demands, 'more cheese', and 'more hot sauce'. Are you with me??!!!!!
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange That reminds me of conversations back in the #MeToo days, so 2018-ish? Some people and even some journos got antsy about how to properly dis someone without being sexist, so they can't call them a 'prick' or a 'cunt' or whatever. The solution was reasonable, IMO. If 'whomever' has pissed you off they are an 'arsehole'. Because absolutely everyone has one of those.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 3w ago
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@glitzersachen@hachyderm.io @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Seriously. And to this day, the average French person is staggered whenever the UK gov do something stupid and/or hateful that we are not all out on the streets setting light to shit. The last time *that* happened I think was probably the protests about Thatchers 'Poll Tax'. In France, if the boss looks at you the wrong way, the whole yard is on strike. (Not quite, but exaggerating for effect!)
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 1mo ago

I'm absolutely sure there are a zillion learned articles about all of this in Philosophy, or Neurophysiology, or whatever, but(!)...

When I'm having that internal argument with myself about this thing that I may or may not 'want' to do, *who* is the 'me' that is arguing with the other me, and *who* is the 'other' one? I mean, all these voices presumably originate from this big ball of fat inside my skull. Are there, like, loads of them in there?!

(And if, perchance, you happen to be an expert in this exact field, I (we?!) shall brace for a long thread!)

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange @farah@beige.party Ow!! Been there once - not a pleasant experience.
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago

Did I already do this one? If so, I apologise.
But definitely tonight's mood.

https://youtu.be/vh8z-Z85tSs

#TonightsChillOut

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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈 @bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Albert Pierrepoint quote: "It won’t bother you for long."
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