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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Stonehaven outdoor pool in October apparently. We must go

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Sleeping

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Holy pube balls batman

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I literally just filled two with diesel this very afternoon It's hidden well You won't find it

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Just address it to The fireplace C/O me Return to senderville

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Vet? Like With the gloves? Surely they'd be too into that

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @felis_catus_domesticus@toot.community The Spartans especially bad

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Skulls very hard to get an even edge Chalice very likely to wither you to death with that old guy in the cave Glass was mostly lead Tankard too, pewter Wood and leather germ city Horns just no, imagery my dear Wine flagon yes. It even has a stopper.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Yes And now I'm back from my break to dive right back in

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Seems their 50 is very much the same as their 25?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social And how you do maths Don't forget there are other ways

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Oh they imported that over here in the 90s We got better and it's no longer a thing

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social You hear from someone in the UK Look wider Scotland has had counter protests for the fascist scum in Glasgow that outnumbered them 10 to 1 they had 150 The sensible numbered 1500 that day Two of my friends went Their photos of the banners were hilarious Conspiracy nuts the lot of them As John Smeaton said to camera after some idiots in Jeep set themselves on fire outside Glasgow airport: "Dinnae dae yer terrorism in Scotland We'll jist malkie ye"

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Content warning please Vertigo sufferers like me just puked

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social They need to meet Scottish Lorne sausage Also known as flat sausage Also known as skwerr (square)

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Would be hilarious if he turned up at one of those live seance shows "I'm in touch with someone on the other side now. Their name begins with an M. Mitch. Yes it's Mitch. He wants us to know he's not gone to a better place. He's still alive... and they're not lying about it..."

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Wait Orville the duck* went missing after the puppeteers death... I think you just found him The green plumage is a bit gone but he still can't fly *DON'T SEARCH - it will cringe you to death

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social No Like banana Not a flavour that should be in anything other than a freshly unzipped banana And that's only if there's no other fruit to choose from Or you got cramp in both calves in the pool and had to pull of an impressive arms only but feet first on your back sculling type monstrosity to get back to the side, while screaming and eventually getting assistance from some nice helpful fellow swimmers I went into too much detail there but it's true

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Heights (Fucking dentist pushed me)

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social One farts worse than the other End Of Rossi Story

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME HEALTHY

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Or if they are At speed Not at station

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @felis_catus_domesticus@toot.community You don't BUILD things for cats They mock your thinking Just staple a cardboard box outside a window like they're not meant to be in it and boom job done!

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social That's no ORDINARY candle!! That's a vagina candle!

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 🎼 DON'T leave me this way I can't survive Can't stay alive Without your couch...

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "Learn to drive. Twat"

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Have you ever tried a carriage clock on your wrist, or even pocket?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social But after watching Bill Hicks, I believe they couldn't read the word Avengers

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social This is why I shaved my head at university

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social That's the G of GTF But seriously pumpkins taste of nothing. Have to add so much sugar Bad alternative to sweet potato and even those are a poor contender for the word potato Orange mush. Better name

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Would be funnier if the two were in a compromising but passionate post coital cigarette moment Sorry Vape

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Clown dentists are the worst

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Not to mention punishable by death With fire and other exiting words

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "Hey. Chat gpt. How do we "save humanity"? "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that"

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Man can't take compliment from another man. News at 11!

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Speaking with their mouths shut Like good little puppets

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social "My dear. You speak such excellent French"

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social They will be when the trade with Canada bypasses them By them I mean those that voted for it Not Scotland who voted solid remain

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Everyone else is embarrassed for you lot Like Just Euuuuuuuurgh

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Everyone with their own unique pattern shirt Like snowflakes Oh Wait 🫢 Or rubbing patterns Your left or their left?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social No Because Oh Jesus Christ Just you do you We will all cry on the sidelines

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Pumpkin anything can GTF

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social When it's unfinished and you look for the splat and chalk outline at the edge of the unfinished piece

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social How about your girl takes YOU out for drinks? Thank you for your attention in this matter

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Back in the day the carriage clock was the traditional leaving gift Then for a while some idiot pop band wore kitchen clocks around their necks like medallions I'm not kidding Don't search this It will cringe you to death