War and Peas 🧿

Brokeback Mountain 2

He broke the system

Praise the Lord!

humans are chumps

Ahoy!

Borgus needed this

A friendship can be sincere and transactional at the same time. Ask a cat.

Couples who haunt together, stay together.

Decades of Linda

Walk Away

Happily Forever After

Black Thumb

Back to trombonin', Mike.

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This comic was banned on Webtoon for nudity

How to Befriend a Fly

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Unbeknownst to many, cartooning is one of the most dangerous jobs out there. Forget wading in sewage, or repelling off a mountain, or welding a bridge pillar underwater: try spending one day with us down in the cold, dark, joke mines...

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We know you like the comics or you wouldn’t be here. We tackle life’s big questions: Why are we here? Where do we come from? And why do worms make us so horny?

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"People crave storytelling, but they live in a world that clouds their ability to enjoy those stories. People are empathetic, but they are persuaded to believe that societal trust is dying." Jaskaran (The Social Juice)

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