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@selzero@syzito.xyz
OK, so does anyone still have questions over the dismantling of USAID?
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Left Handed, Plant-Based*, Old School Greenie,
Androgynous Demisexual / Dyke, She / Her / Hers / Herself etc... But I HATE Labels.
Eternally Curious, mainly Science, Art/Classics, Ecology, Archeology & History, Wild Flora & Fauna.
Wild about DOGGOS!
Not me but close:
Phranc's "Dress Code"
k.d. lang's "Luck In My Eyes"
Cass Elliot "Make Your Own Kind Of Music"
Shirley Bassey "I Am What I Am"
My philosophy: Life's too short for this shit & so am I; grow the fuck up or fuck the hell off.
I will judge you on how you behave, not who you are; like dogs do & I consider dogs to be far superior to humans.
The reason to stand up for EVERYONE's rights is not "they'll come for you in the end", but simply because it is the right thing to do.
*NOT a Triffid, Krynoid or Vervoid; I am MUCH more intemperate.
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@davidgerard@circumstances.run
Oh WAFS, Capitalism has just realised it was conned - again - and are starting to panic.
Collectively they are worse than fecking 2 year olds!
This will be worse than the last one.
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@jerry@infosec.exchange
Oh Jerry, my sympathies, you do a sterling job; you can do without this latest ... drama.
Would limiting the instance help*?
How long before it has to be FediBlocked?
I'll silence it again as a precaution, just saw a query from someone over there about a current SpamWave from there, I assume it's this RoboTrollWave.
*I don't care if it is the Flag for Masto, it's a colossal PITA for the whole Fedi.
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
Are you kidding?
Also, it's ketchup* in Butties, Gravy on a plate of chips, NOT bloody mayonnaise.
The real trick is stacking the chips properly.
*Or Brown Sauce if you're a weirdo
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@adhdeanasl@beige.party
Fix one onto a tripod stand?
@a@beige.party
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@anderseknert@swecyb.com
Unrealistic, the final button is smaller, proportionately and disguised.
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social
Damn they're cynical. What is it with cute wee furry bubbies & cynicism?
It took me DECADES to reach let alone pass that.
Double awww BTW.
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@netkitty@meow.social
Cats are always Free Agents.
Mew are freeer (?) than most being a NETKITTY.
I am honoured and lucky to have mew as a friend.
Mew know where the cookies are, help meowself.
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@eclectech@things.uk
Entirely understandable.
The Feather folk are normally associated with breezes, like staring at pictures of snow & ice - distraction.
Plus yon feather is cute.
On balance, blame it on the weather, I do.
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@eclectech@things.uk
A classic in a new venue - love it.
Best wishes for your Bank Holiday weekend.
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@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
Now there is an essential worker.
Tuckered out, awww.
Best contribution I can make is a link to an awful joke:
https://mastodon.social/@pleasestop/116596112910367452
@redsad@ohai.social @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online
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@artologica@chaos.social
Understandable.
Awww, Awww and oh yes awwwwwwwww.
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@artologica@chaos.social
Awww, hello.
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@Whiskeyomega@cupoftea.social
There are times I miss Spitting Image*.
But I doubt Fluck & Law would have managed to satirise the NPUK.
*The original, didn 't bother with the reboot
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@chris_radcliff@spaceup.city
Phew. I was worried about Vashta Nerada for a minute.
(edit) Awww
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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party
Awww, thank you.
Daphne deserves them and it must make you feel better too.
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@CordiallyChloe@tech.lgbt
Ah. Good news.
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
You've been on the sugar again, haven't you?
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
I did anyway and no I effing don't.
Well probably I loved he got topped by his own henchmen, poetic justice.
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
Has to be said: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Thank you for sharing.
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@eclectech@things.uk
Short version: Awww.
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@amiserabilist@beige.party
Awww, Awww, Awww and BASTARDS.
Respectively.
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@newsthump@mastodon.online
Given the more obscure Tell Alls from A&E, this is entirely believeable.
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@dgar@aus.social
Ah, Humpday evening.
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@Just_Tired@mastodon.world
It is more or less; brine conducts electricity, a lot of Maritimers are electrically active so...
At least the rest of Marine Life had the good sense not to try the land experiment unlike our ancestors. Maybe they were forced on to land in exile? Would explain a lot; especially as we know less about the Deep Sea than we seem to about near space.
Probably just senility anyway; tends to bring out the bigotry more than booze does.
@futurebird@sauropods.win
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@InsiderTreat@infosec.exchange
Because I can't maintain the facade of serious / pissed off for long.
or
I Shitpost Therefore I Am?
or something else. It's late, i'm tired, really must go to bed.
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@http_error_418@hachyderm.io
Noone succeeded in stopping the 2000 Act being passed and, using the enabling and less obvious clauses, expanded.
The whole shitshow regarding these issues shows who the real terrorists are; using the definitions being employed to pot the protestors for life in effect.
It has led to the elimination of the right to protest anything, compulsory ID, the sale of PII including biometrics to the Broligarchs...
I would say the initial war is won/lost.
The longstanding Cold second Civil War is heating up rapidly.
The real reason for the HRA was to try and cut the Strasbourg Court out of Human Rights issues in the UK, not make it easier for claimants.
The only appeal possible now is to Strasbourg as all others within the UK are blocked.
@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us
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@trtmn@masto.trtmn.io
This was ever in doubt?
Awww BTW.
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@anon_opin@mastodon.social
I use a double wall wallet for mine.
So I prefer decently squared handsets.
Badly designed tablets are a PITA too as I use a rigid case for mine.
Plus HTF do you get a halfway decent glass screen protector on one of those?
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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party
Go make a fuss* of Daphne and take her for a long walk until you get shot of it.
*Add a few headpats for me please if neither of you mind.
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@astridpoot@mastodon.social
Ah, designed by a lover of ratatouille.
YKK zippers too, class.
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@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange
Ah. Brit here so I miss the nuances.
@transworld@masto.ai
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@anon_opin@mastodon.social
They'd just rewrite the lyrics or choose an even worse tune.
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@peterw@aus.social
Yup, that works in the song.
Also - so feel that sentiment at the moment.
Best of luck.
Hope it went as well as could be expected.
(Just noticed the age of the post)
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@nocontexttrek@mastodon.social
One way to cover a fart I suppose. Unless it's silent but violent...
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@transworld@masto.ai
Alberta I could understand, but Quebec?
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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party
Awww, she's looking grand.
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@Nonilex@masto.ai
Hmmm, failing to notice the rest of the world has gone off petroleum and by-products to an increasing extent.
Even gas is falling out of favour.
Thanks Donnie, you've given the Green Revolution the kick up the arse it needed. Shame you're too dimwitted / demented to realise it.
Land Routes can be established for everything else I think.
Next up: Water Wars!
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@rawenwolf@meow.social
Everyone's different. Looks fine to me.
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@stux@mstdn.social
Always the same, never fix the actual problem, just use it as a cover for fascist creep.
Opponents of basic security: :blobcatpuffydoublefuck: :catspuffyzoomfux:
@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu
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@stux@mstdn.social
OK, but doesn't narrow it down much.
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@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk
Quick, stock up on the Grouchos!!!
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social
Looks like a Ray or Shark in the first, something hungry trying to eat another cloud in the second.
What?
If you present clouds hiding animals i'll notice.
I'm sure @eclectech@things.uk would notice others there.
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@eclectech@things.uk
Yes, that's a better description of the one I found.
More a large claw than a swishing tail.
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social
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@gknauss@mastodon.social
And the dog's evidence at the inquest would be they were just trying to ensure you made a fuss of them en route to wherever*.
Only ever had one dog (a large GSD) and then in a bungalow.
They are definite trip hazards; so hard to tell if they have homicidal intent or it's just a different order of logic.
*Ridiculous as it would slow you down feeding them; but dogs keep it simple or hideously complicated.
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@pluralistic@mamot.fr
I still can't believe RTD gave that f1ckwit a cameo on Who in his first stint as Showrunner.
I don't care if it was done as piss taking irony!
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@netkitty@meow.social
I try, but I like being nicer to mew.
:ablobcatheart:
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@CordiallyChloe@tech.lgbt
Awww. Did you get them a bird feeder & bath?
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@jpaskaruk@growers.social
Absolutely
and
Food usually; if it's a treat, involving chocolate or maple syrup ideally.
respectively.
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@redsad@ohai.social
Oh I pity Masto users. You miss the reactions on Misskey & Akkoma.
My reaction isn't there, just added it: :wolfparty: