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Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz
mastodon 4.7.2Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.
Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future. 
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Joined July 28, 2023
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"It's not a genocide though bruh"
Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "No matter how good the soap in the restroom smells, don't return to your date while sniffing your fingers."
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"When it was just between the Nazi and the alien, I knew where I stood, but I'm not sure now, the fox is kind of dapper though"
Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?"
I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."
These kolschs hit you after a while don't they, bloody hell.
Trolling scammers is not fun anymore, they are all AI. It's a lost art.
After the new surveillance laws, and the declaration that dissent is terrorism, I can confirm this is a DS9 post.
Oi you.
Yes you.
Stop doom scrolling.
Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem
Jan bunchonumbers is big mad at the Muslin invasion.
I would like to create a save point please 🫣
Benny The Life Advice Axolotl says "if you are ever feeling bad that you made a bad financial decision, remember, when Vincent Price agreed to do the voice work for Thriller he was given a choice between taking a percentage of the album proceeds or being paid a flat $20K. He chose the $20K"
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James Brown
Michael Jackson
Queen
Elvis Presley
No cheating.
Put those names in order of US number 1 hits they had in the 70s. I'll edit this post later with the answer.
ANSWER:
MJ had 4 US Number 1 hits in the 70s with Jackson 5, and 2 solo US number ones.
The other 3 had a grand total of zero in the entire 70s.
James Brown never had a single US Number 1 in his whole life.
James Baldwin in 1968, explaining that since we used the US as a dumping place for our convicts, we now deserve the presidents.
Judd Hirsch appreciation post.
Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.
I want to film a mockumentary in which I go undercover and expose that the AI industry is just an elaborate way to market Asian sweatshops, a whole floor of people sat at their PCs frantically typing as "Thinking...." appears on our screen.
"This one wants some python code now!!! Who knew python??" someone screams as the resident python expert jumps from his coffee break and rushes to help.
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
When you tell everyone they are not allowed to have proper socialist candidates with policies that benefit actual people, they have to have centrist candidates or you won't win elections.
Then you don't win the fucking elections.
What do you think is going to happen.
I hope the time comes when these neocon liberals have to downgrade to replica pearls to clutch. Soon please.
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@farbel@mas.to how about
Hear me out because this might come as a really extremist view for you. Sit down and hold on to something.
We expect politicians to be successful at politics.
Crazy right?
It would involve actually working for the populace.
Have I lost you?
If Putin murdered Graham, Trump is going to have a meltdown.
When you bought the Clacton by-election on Temu.
It's 2026 and vanilla GNOME desktop still smells like the library.
Not a single Fediversian got this right.
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@farbel@mas.to my friend. I'm not even American, I can't vote in your elections. If I could I would have voted for Kamala once for every schizophrenic personality I have.
You are ignoring the point I'm making.
You are out here trying to polish a turd by saying there is a smellier turd.
I'm saying. That doesn't work, has not worked, and only creates a political class made of turds.
Is that what you want? Because that's what you are getting.
Never underestimate the capacity of the Fediverse to find something to be butthurt, triggered, or insulted by, or failing that, find some way to gatekeep something.
If only we could harness this energy 🤔
MFers one of your PMs in the merry go round from last term was outlived by a lettuce.
Sit down.
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@Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie perhaps, but I'm not sure which voting bases between Nazi and Alien are more likely to be swayed by anthropomorphic canines. You'll be surprised how little canvassing has been done on this.
Every day I feel like Victor Meldrew.
So, we know Trump is selling pardons, letting out drug cartel people and ISIS people for $.
And no one is doing anything about it.
You would think that is enough of an "I don't believe it" moment.
But this guy "Boosie", paid $600,000 and didn't get his pardon....
... So is now suing.
Suing because he didn't get his share of the corruption.
How the fuck did we get here, how.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/boosie-paid-for-trump-pardon-money-back-1235594024/
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#DensBigAssFavouriteMovieScenes Number 6
- HAL being shut down.
HAL's voice slows down as Dave effectively puts a pillow over his face. The whole movie is a masterpiece.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@HakeemG/116893325923197974
"Perhaps we should pick candidates that are good at politics, serve the people, and therefore easily win elections? That would keep the fascists away wouldn't it?"
"WHAT A BUNCH OF PRIVILEGED EDGELORDS!"
Is it that they are trapped in perpetual mental serfdom? Maybe that's why they think wanting politicians that work for us instead of visa versa is "privilege"?
RE: https://mastodon.social/@Beggarmidas/116890602491339341
This brand of "it's the voters fault" rhetoric that places the burden of responsibility on the electorate, rather than where it belongs, on the political class not earning the vote, is why we have abandoned actual democracy and turned this shit into a pissing contest.
"You better start voting *properly* as we tell you, or else!!"
Dictating for democracy is like bombing for peace, or fucking for abstinence.
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@Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie I dunno I always heard they are cunning. Like Baldrick. Farage is a bit of a Baldrick.
Also, we don't know what his policies are. There is a whole song about how people wonder what he says.
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#DensBigAssFavouriteMovieScenes Number 7
Jaws. The table scene where Brody's kid is mimicking his actions.
Character relationship building with no dialogue.
We don't get scenes like this anymore. The algorithms won't allow it.
What if piers look like that because they are actually bridges to Narnia, but we are too cautious to take the leap 🤔
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#DensBigAssFavouriteMovieScenes Number 8
Pi Faith in Chaos Max installing the CPU the bankers gave him.
A brilliant movie that has always inspired me. I think this one is a bit personal. Computer nerds rarely got portrayed with any gravitas, so for my generation Max was a favorite.
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@Beggarmidas@mastodon.social @EdCates@mastodon.social how about, picking good candidates and winning elections.
A radical extremist new idea.
This is Mark Rutte the Secretary General of Nato, effectively nullifying the point of Nato.
Commiserations on the loss of Lindsey Graham. We know how you feel, here in the UK we recently lost a Queen too.
The status quo is not "human nature" it is designed and maintained through corruption and violence.
Tell them Paul Jav.
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#DensBigAssFavouriteMovieScenes Number 9
Tootsie, the live reveal and Bill Murray's response.
Throughout the movie Murray completely disregards the structure and any suggestion of a fourth wall, so sitting with us at the big reveal really lands.
This makes me sad (makes a sad face and points at cheek to draw attention to tear)
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@zer0unplanned @HakeemG@mastodon.social there are Russian bot farms where people are paid to interact on social media and spread this shit.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-exposes-sick-russian-troll-factory-plaguing-social-media-with-kremlin-propaganda
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@esoteric_programmer@social.stealthy.club you have not watched DS9 repeatedly? What are you doing with your life.
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@zer0unplanned @HakeemG@mastodon.social pretty sure at this point it's a Russian bot account, suspending it from the server.
I don't want to give the Boy George song any airplay, is it as bad as it is made out?
Both Putin and Trump have had their world reduced to high security holes due to death threats as a consequence of their war mongering.
Good.