Fishy
Professional Nerd. Amateur Human.
“Listen to Your Body” Is Terrible Advice for People With ADHD.
If I listened to my body, I would eat a 10lb bag of sugar, quit my job via text, and sleep for 3 years.
My body doesn't want "health."
My body wants Dopamine.
It is a toddler screaming for candy.
If I do what it wants, I will ruin my life by noon. #AdventuresInADHD
#ADHD
#meme
Hooman! Why do you put this in my way?!?
—Zelda, probably
Zelda is enjoying the cat house I purchased from IKEA.
#BunnyButtFriday #Bunny #ZeldaSugar #rabbitsofmastodon #bunniesofmastodon
Guess we know who the boss lady around here is…
They didn’t waste any time…
I need someone to immediately:
Walk into a room,
Take off their sports coat,
Hang it in the closet,
Put on a cardigan,
Have a seat,
Change their shoes,
& then speak very kindly to ALL of the adults in the US about what it really means to be a neighbor.
I need to start using this term more often:
📖 footgun (n.)
1. (programming, humorous) Any feature likely to lead the programmer or user to shoot themselves in the foot.
2. (by extension) An opportunity or object enabling someone to figuratively harm themselves; a pitfall.
Also a verb: to footgun — to shoot oneself in the foot.
Will smith eating pasta: the undeniable yardstick with which we measure AI’s progress.