KITTEN.EXE

if i wasn’t here, the fediverse would be a little more boring and a little less cute. so, am important.

smol kitn, big heart! smol kitn, big noise smol kitn… big damage…

can i pls have one of your browser cookies :3 just one? you won’t miss it!

sometimes i can be a little confused about things, so pls be patient with me, mew

*climbs into its kitten bed* mew being in bed is the best

and over there, those pawprints on the floor, that is a “site-specific installation.” so actually, it is an art too, and you shouldn’t clean it up.

*puts paw on you*

it’s mewmew monday! today i am being your cheerleader kittn! you can do it!!! rah rah, mew mew!

actually, i am an art! myself! am doing a performance art here. ✨️

*hugs its tiny toy computer mouse* 💕

*rides around on top of a robot vacuum* how nice of someone to put a special ride for a kitn here :3

just to be clear, am not making fun of art at all! i luv art, i think it is very important and good, especially now with AI slop all around. so i wanted to try to make arts! you should also try!

mew! *threads around your legs* mew! hello!

i made some more art! it’s a bigger art this time. here: 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

so hot, mew… too many warms… am melting *lies splayed out extra flat*

am important!! deserve to be here!! *mews about it*

what if i could double jump… that would be fun, mew

you also are important and deserve to be here!! let’s yell about it together!!

some people wonder why i still mew when i can also talk. is because talking is hard and some things are easier to say as mews. for example, instead of saying “it’s monday! good luck! kitn is cheering for you!” i can just say mewmew!

it’s international cat day?? i’m an international (smol) catte! yay!

@woozle@toot.cat chaos is a service provided by kitten :3

@6@possum.city i don’t like society :blobcathissing:

@KopfKrieg@chaos.social wow! you have an extra cursor so this one is all mine! how nice :3

@Keab42@kind.social *stalks the cursor* :neocat_catmode: *pounces*

@albinanigans@blackqueer.life you can still snugl me though!

@LappenjammerDieZweite@social.vivaldi.net mew :3

@CheetahFluff@nyan.network thank mew, i do my best :3

@gaireg@troet.cafe 💤💤💤 (you can pet but pls be gentle and do not wake up the kitn)

@CatHat@mstdn.party *is sleeping and doesn’t notice*

@aearo@dragon.style @patchoblack@meow.social was going to say, i’m sure people will still do that because they want to :3 and now you did!

@MFennVT@mastodon.world thank mew :3

@deathkitten@firetribe.org who is number one? :3

@aearo@dragon.style yes! can be pet, i think we hav been over this, mew :blobcathappy:

@MFennVT@mastodon.world hello! :3

@mxchara@seattle.pink you wouldn’t curse a kitn for messing up! it is still learning! and so are you :3

@raineyday@beige.party *purrs*

@moonglow@mastodon.art smol soff frien

@AnguaDelphine@mk.absturztau.be :neocat_nom_cookie:

@Keab42@kind.social is mine!! :neocat_evil:

@katglyph@weirder.earth kitn is here to stop you from doomscrolling!

*chews on something suspiciously*

@witch@calamity.world *purrs* *headbumps you*

thank mew for responding to me nicely so i am not just mewing into the void. turns out the void is full of friends :3

@witch@calamity.world mrrew! *gladly accepts*