Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Second Breakfast At Tiffany's #Audrey

Home again, home again, jiggity jig. I hadda go get fish sauce. On the way home, I came across Leila"s cousin again. Greetings were exchanged. #NotOurCat #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

😜 10 seconds later...

@energisch_@troet.cafe @everton137@social.vivaldi.net Bild ist KI. Ich hab diese Kisten auch noch nie in Deutschland gesehen. I call bullshit.

Finished with errands, chillin' at the Curvy Wurvy Timey Wimey Fountain. 😜 The #FuckNazis bench had sunlight streaming directly in my face.

😜 Tit Bits! #Audrey

Recommend blocking/defederating nicecrew.digital. (troll farm) You will not regret blocking/defenestrating nicecrew.digital.

@appassionato@mastodon.social Everything is fine. Keep shopping.

@ravensrod@mstdn.social *waves eyestalks*

Out for ice cream.

@svelmoe@hachyderm.io @RickiTarr@beige.party Trickle-down only works if you treat the rich like piñatas. #PiñataTheRich

@theorangetheme@en.osm.town When debugging was literally getting moths out of the computer... @ids1024@mathstodon.xyz @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

Nice clavicles. #Audrey

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A cool, gray morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, which supposed to turn into a hot, too bright day. All kittys are fed. All of 'em. Meds have been consumed, and I await kick-in. It suck having a built in alarm clock. I'll probably back to bed when I fonish my tea. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: TBD. Also, Mitch McConnell is still dead.

Looking ahead at tonight's offerings... a new season of The Masked Singer starts tonight! Heute | 20:15 | ProSieben | The Masked Singer https://tvspielfilm.de/home/tv_program/epg/6a8c8af7207c32108acb8004

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A late morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace, but not because I had a long, restful sleep. Oh, no! 🙄 Cats are fed. Meds are consumed. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: TBD

*static* #RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace... while it's cool, the humidity is outrageous, and even 18°c is sticky sweaty. Kittys are fed. Too soon for meds, but I'm ready. Oh, yes. I am ready. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck FIFA. #FuckFIFA Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: TBD

Not a dead cat! #Leila #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

For the night is dark, and full of terrors. #RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

🤣🤣 Well! That was a disappointment. It pattered a little on the sunbrella, I got a dozen or so water spots on my shirt, and done. No cooling was accomplished. 🙄 It also bumped the humidity. There may or may not be a follow-up in a bit. *sigh* The coldest summer for the rest of our lives.

Where is your god now? #RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

FATALISTIC, SIMPLISTIC (Tick Tick Tick...) It's bearable outside This will change shortly As the sun rises higher It already sears where it hits We're supposed to hit 40 100 for you Fahrenheit folk This coming Thursday Another spike in deaths The old, and the frail Collapsing In the deadly heat The coldest summer for the rest of our lives You're going to hear that a lot Because it's true There's talk about "the tipping point" There's mention of 1.5 degrees We've slopped over that edge One and a half degrees Doesn't sound like much, does it? One and a half degrees But nature isn't linear It's all Fibonnacified logarithmical and fractal Sea levels are rising Ice Caps are melting Storms are getting worse Floods are coming more frequently Weather patterns are changing The base of the food pyramid withers On a geologic or ecologic time scale This is all happening In the blink of an eye My models all say Too Late! My models indicate my few remaining summers will be uncomfortably hot Thermal runaway, with deadly heat And hungry If I live longer than another decade Tho this could come quicker Depending As always, I must stress I'm not an environmental scientist And my math is questionable At best #PoultryCoroner

@zer0unplanned 🏴‍☠️ I downloaded it, not stream.

Gah. 🙄 I tried to watch the new Odyssey. I made it 22 minutes.

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A gray morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Consider this proof of life. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #PiñataTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: Whatever.

Call me! #Audrey

#Audrey #GloveTalk

Meds have kicked in enough to consider going back to Dreamland. We have unfinished business to attend to.

@ravensrod@mstdn.social *waves eyestalks*

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt I suspect a coyote was involved. Here, as well. Meep meep

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. A chilly morn at the ol' Imperial Palace: it dipped into single digits overnight. Kittys, meds, blah blah blah.

@zer0unplanned Where do you usually go for torrents? Chances are they have it.

Wets fall from the sky! 💧

@MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online Ransom?

Ahh! 🔔The bells! 🔔 The bells! 🦇 Batshit crazy throughout the land! 🔔 Ahh! 🔔 The bells! #Quasimodo 🦇 #BatshitCrazy

Nice clavicles! #Audrey

@Goettinderjagd@norden.social Holz.

@ravensrod@mstdn.social *waves eyestalks*

There ain't shit on TV. That is to say, there's nothing but shit on TV. We're "watching" Auswanderer Sucht Liebe (Emigrant Looking For Love) because it's the least meh. It's either this, or Gladiators - Die Show der Giganten, which is a reboot of early 90s American Gladiators, with washed up steroid enhanced athletes competing in games against average somebody or others. Afterwards is Bauer Sucht Frau: International.

@ganbatte@ohai.social *waves eyestalks*

*whistles innocently* #RoundSideDown #Blasphemy

@ravensrod@mstdn.social *waves eyestalks*

🐙 🫧 🫧 🐠 🫧 🦞 Installed skid stickers in the bathtub. 🐟 😜 For safety. 🦀 🫧

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I'm still alive. Neener neener. Kittys, meds, blah blah blah. Donald J Puppyfucker raped children. Everything he does is to distract you from him and Jeffrey Epstein raping children. Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй! #AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles. USA is a Nazi shithole. Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit. #CompostTheRich #Luigi ישראל היא מדינת טרור. 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Today's agenda: Impress the ladies. 🚽

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping. Another apocalyptic morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. I must away shortly, before it becomes too warm.