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I overheard someone mention that they were glad that I was taking the time to help a man at work. I asked why, and I found out that everyone has been sending people to me, for the reason that I never yell or raise my voice or express irritation with people. Around the office I’m known as the guy you send the dumbest people to, when they’ve done something unforgivably stupid, because I don’t make them feel bad. Is that something to put on my resume? #watercooler

When you buy a copy of a book you love, do you try to get the same edition as the one you first read? Even if that was a cheap paperback? #poll #bookstodon

@revndm@queer.cool @germ@deletethis.lol @SunnJax@tech.lgbt Ah! I’m glad it wasn’t worse, those trucks are awful!

@thezerobit @hannah Like /r/AccidentalRenaissance on Reddit

@jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al Each joke sounds the same. I could make one up right now. “Clarence Thomas destroying the Voting Rights Act is madness. It’s nonsensical. It makes as much sense as hamsters sacrificing a Venus flytrap to appease their lizard god.” cut to a photoshop of hamsters with a plant on a stone altar “You weren’t thinking of hamsters with pagan rituals before watching this show, but now you are! Now you are. And that makes more sense than Clarence Thomas destroying the VRA.”

@tezoatlipoca @petergleick You buy it, of course https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Gold_Card

@desertgoalie@mastodon.social HandBrake

@JTinMI@fouroclockfarms.club @georgetakei@universeodon.com yeah, some deplorable people consider this “promises made, promises kept”

@jcphoenix me too

@drahsturgis sounds like academia is a family business for the John E. Kramer lineage

@lowqualityfacts considerate drug dealer cutting drugs with vitamins so their customers get essential nutrients

@ZachWeinersmith I guess that’s “stage 2” of those Baudrillard simulacrum memes

@Findingspress The analysis includes 1,585 cyclist injuries requiring medical treatment. Overall, injury risk was lower for e-bikes than for conventional bicycles. Seasonal variation was considerable, and the reduced risk associated with e-bikes was not evident in winter. 😲🤔 #BikeTooter

@arichtman 😲 @MisterMadge

@nash@labyrinth.social @hannah@posts.rat.pictures no scientist has dared to reach 7

@notjustbikes is it a weird perspective or is that Canadian flag as big as American flags at car dealerships?

@stefan@stefanbohacek.online surprised this wasn’t posted by @onpaperwings@typo.social

@sjvn@mastodon.social thankfully we got rid of the system that was so easy a child could understand it, and replaced it with USB-C cables that can be incompatible with USB-C devices

@vwbusguy@mastodon.online it must have been nice to have a president who was not only soberly weighing the issues, but who could express himself clearly and eloquently.

@MLE_online@social.afront.org what a nice color gradient

@jalefkowit@vmst.io straight to hell

@jasonrush@social.horrorhub.club @mookie Ally Sheedy!

@michelestrider@mastodon.social Cult.

@tenzochris@mastodon.social you and me both, pooch

@simplebits delightful!

@vwdasher @Basmitharts Polaris GEM e4

@gleick@mas.to what an intense picture. Love it

@senj@surf.cyberspace.club way back in double-aught-one week ago :withered_wojak:

@glamfrenzy if anyone knows it’s @artandtechnic

@mwichary Y2K Ready lol

@stina_marie what a cool bookend!

@jwcph @siracusa Must be that “courage” they keep talking about

@stina_marie @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@toot.community No relation to last year’s movie Good Boy?

@vga256 G4 Cube, hands down

@martincrownover@mastodon.gamedev.place 😍

@robinhouston 133 billion generations!

@ljwrites@writeout.ink beautiful and functional! 🤩

@mossmann@mastodon.social 🐐 wouldst thou like to morge continvoucly?

@MLE_online@social.afront.org yikes I never want to meet that person

@nonfedimemes@wetdry.world ah, like the end of Neal Stephenson’s The Diamond Age

@MLE_online@social.afront.org I don’t know the difference

@repeattofade@tootr.co so far Rosemary (Dale Dickey) and Patricia (Kate O’Flynn) make the show fun

@samlitzinger journalists: people who get paid to have parasocial relationships

@redrummy@ohai.social big fella!

@MLE_online@social.afront.org do the colors indicate something about the clay’s composition?