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hometown 4.5.18+hometown-1.2.1making music, games, zines, occasional drawings, miscellania
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every day I wake up & roll a d6 to see if one of the cats has coughed anything up on the floor somewhere
when will the AI fans finally leave me behind?? leave me behind, already! you keep promising
bookmobiles are rad but when will the public library finally build a mech
FOMO is so silly tbh. there's way more cool stuff going on than anyone could even know about, let alone participate in
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Sylvester Graham: I've invented these crackers specifically to eradicate lust and sinful inclinations
The Devil: now break them in half & put chocolate & a roasted marshmallow in the middle
dudes will claim to be a "Simple Plan" & then go on to release 6 studio albums, 3 EPs, 20 singles, 2 live albums, AND a video album
have they done a formal proof for math rock yet or is it an unsolved problem type situation?
garlics have succubus energy cause they're dressed in layers of seductive white silk but underneath it all lies a stinky little witch who'll haunt your dreams & drive you mad with longing
bringing back the 3.5mm audio jack is no longer enough. i expext my next phone to have separate L/R quarter-inch audio outputs
need to declutter but can't afford all those expensive shelves and containers and drawers? try storing everything in One Big Pile. One Big Pile, the zero-cost life hack that can freshen up your space in no time! try One Big Pile today
just an FYI that after this 4th of July fireworks will not be cool for celebrating things anymore. the next big thing to do on special occasions will be Sitting In A Circle And Talking Quietly Amongst Yourselves
fedi inspo influencer: today we're defederating from all the negative energy and stress
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getting this instead of a fingerprint reader on my next laptop
my theory is that every one-syllable word is a type of fish, we may just not realize it yet
i die & the lawyers open up my will. it's 734 pages. I've willed each of my fedi posts to a different person
the only truly secure method of age verificiation is an 18-year load time
mall store called "The Internet" so you can say stuff like 'I got this shirt from The Internet'
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@nina_kali_nina@tech.lgbt pretty sure I had this growing up, on one of those game pack CD's called "Galaxy of Games"
desk with 5 computers, 7 monitors, and an automobile stick shift (with clutch) that switches the keyboard & mouse input between devices
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every time a fedi poll ends the winner becomes the new president or constitutional amendment or what have you. until the next poll ends
all lawn power tools look like they belong on a warhammer 40k mini
measure once, shame on you. cut twice, shame on me.
Us Weekly vs Them Magazine
barcode? is that some kinda speakeasy thing
taking my shoes off & throwing them in the lake
me: how bout I go slip into something more comfortable
my DM girlfriend: hmm, give me a Charisma check
I read "This Is How You Lose The Time War" today -- it's nice. Poetically written, emotional, sweet. would have been cool to've gotten to read it when it was originally released encoded into a smattering of errant snowflakes that fell on a frozen pond in wisconsin during a cold spell in 1837
a farmer is taking his rock, paper, and scissors to the market, but he must cross the river to get there, and his boat is only big enough to fit himself and one other object per trip
I love random generators & random generator bots. If you think about it, they're kinda like the opposite of genAI. They mash together some random prompt & then send it out there for us to bring to life with our imaginations
ah the noble orca. one of the few animals whose name Swedish Chef can pronounce perfectly clearly
in my remake of the X-Files the Smoking Man will eat baby carrots instead of smoking. they will call him "The Baby Carrot Man" except for Mulder, who will call him "Baby Carotene"
math rock
english folk
art pop
science jazz
history punk
gymcore
music-fi
healthwave
post-industrial tech
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it's like that old philosophical thought experiment, posited by plato, perhaps: "if nash could hire an assistant to let them focus on the important things, would the assistant pick up the free cookies at the business meeting, or would nash?"
a resume is just a dating app bio for jobs
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the other thing about absolutely enormous, heaping, falling out of the bowl salads is that's probably actually just one serving of greens
ideal feedback loop optimized UI design with nothing but 1 big button (which does the statistically most likely desired task) and 3 words (whichever 3 are statistically most likely to be helpful)
a death cab for every cutie
someone stole both wheels off my bike today at the kc streetcar stop >:|
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they spritz each issue with a little bit of his essence, like the fashion magazines do with perfumes
bikelist
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures I heard they were the first ones to experiment with a ratio of >1 Stimulus Value per Selection Number