Low Quality Facts

Obviously.

Wise words from a wise man.

Oh, you think it's a bad thing that Trump is constantly falling asleep during meetings? Well guess who else sleeps all day long. Babies, that's who. That means President Trump has the energy of someone 79 years younger than him. Checkmate, liberals.

Norse mythology stole the idea for Thor from Marvel.

Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following: -respecting cops. -upholding the patriarchy. -saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.

Update: The leopard has eaten my face.

That's crazy.

That's so interesting.

Disclaimer: I do not encourage that you smoke cigarettes, unless you're a Venus Flytrap. If you are one, please smoke away.

I've always suspected.

Is this the best shirt I've seen today? Yes. Is this the best shirt I've ever seen? Also yes.

That makes sense.

We made a comic about a volcano.

I can't believe some people still think this pin is negative. It's a rainbow, for Christ's sake.

That blows my mind.

Trick or Treating used to be so simple. You'd knock on a stranger's door. If you were pure of heart, they'd reward you with a hot dog. If they deemed you unworthy, they'd kill you.

This kitten is the total opposite of AI, which says "I don't feel shit!!! But I pretend to know things!!!"

"Hey, that octopus is holding a lot of guns that aren't glocks." Okay? Kevin Bacon is probably holding something that isn't bacon right now.

Because cats have nine lives, they actually becomes nine ghosts when they die.

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Other things people don't know about Frankenstein: -The book was originally written in braille, and was not translated so that non-blind people could read it until 1986. -The monster was going to wear a hat which a rat hid inside, but this was edited out after Pixar threatened to sue.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Very heroic.

Gavin Newsom supporters are going to be so confused when the presidential debates begin and they finally learn that Gavin Newsom and Gavin Newsom's witty social media manager who regularly SLAMS Trump are not the same person.

I can't believe people are actually celebrating the death of Dennis Hastert just because *reads literally anything about Dennis Hastert* Oh. Carry on then.

Have you ever heard that black cats are bad luck? That's because Europeans used to believe gypsies could shapeshift into black cats, blending into the night to easily pick your pockets. It's a bonkers racist superstition.

I love Ryan Gosling.

Perfect, just in time for Avatar 4.

I hate papayas.

We made a comic about a mayfly.

Case in point: Encountering a random bone could be a bit unsettling but finding a random pile of skin would be fucking terrifying.

Same.

That blows my mind.

It's a dumb take, but far from her worst one.

That blows my mind.

Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.

We must ban yodeling.

Seems wasteful.