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Ryan The Red 🖥️🚲🍺🏳️🌈
@redrummy@ohai.social
mastodon 4.7.2I like bytes, bikes, beers, and boys. I'm just not sure about the order. Lover of floofs. Leftish. Anti-fascist. Problematic. Transit advocate. Death to #CarCulture. OG @redrummy@ohai.social twitter expat. #AlaskaGrown #Biking #Tech #Queer #OptOut #Sheltie #WalkableCities
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Joined December 16, 2022
Location:
Dena'ina land, Alaska
Occupation:
PC nets maintenancer
Prefered Vehicle:
Bicycle
Religion:
Music
Whew. Work can fuck off for a couple weeks. NorCal family, here we come.
Yes, I'm a basic bitch.
In searches for "bike shop" in Grass Valley CA, Google maps keeps including "Bicycle Thief", which is in fact a pizzeria. Do I give it a pass on this one?
Gods I adore 80's Depeche Mode. Ignore the video. Close your eyes. it's all about the sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1mD-_DKHc0
Depeche Mode - Clean (Official Video)
Wait, Costco has a pet insurance discount?
Figo Pet Insurance has entered the chat.
It's a battle royale in my mailbox.
Well... Fuck.
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So, if the Pentagon fails its 9th consecutive audit, then the military industrial complex only gets 99.5% of its budget? Oh dear. How dire. Die in a fire.
https://thehill-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/thehill.com/homenews/house/5982387-biggs-pentagon-audit-ndaa/amp/
@cgt@social.vivaldi.net Oops, now you triggered the DM fan club feedback loop. What are your favorites?
RE: https://woof.tech/@konstruct/116915843157375751
I'm not het, but I DO love my bicycle.
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The average fedi user is an autistic queer genderfucked anarchist therian tech worker with 7 headmates in a polycule with headmates and other systems (this is due to a few outlying users offsetting the average)
The median fedi user is Josh, a cishet man who likes his bicycle
Open quoted postLovely day for a spring bike dog run. (Your mileage may vary.) But I think my floofy boy is out of shape. He's been sandbagging us. Alaskamutt don't care. She's good to go!
I like Austria and Switzerland. They aren't neutral in the sense of passivity, but aggressively so, as in, "Don't mess about our borders, because we WILL enforce that."
https://www.defensenews.com/global/europe/2026/05/13/austrian-jets-intercept-unauthorized-us-military-planes-two-days-in-a-row/
Austria was the fifth European country to close its airspace to U.S. activity related to the war in Iran, with the country’s vice chancellor, Andreas Babler, saying that Austrians want “nothing to do with Trump’s politics of chaos and his war.”
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@neuronakaya Corollary:
Anyone saying "(Phenomenon/Thing) defies physics" is about to get an earful from a physicist.
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@blogdiva@mastodon.social But it was hard for me to take Bill Pullman seriously in that roll since I knew him best for Spaceballs.
Freedom! It's after-work bike-to-beer-30 on the creek time, bitches! Happy Friday!
I miss these dogs already. Send me pics of them being cute while I'm gone. (Edit: That was supposed to be a DM, but still...)
TV news headline: "AMERICANS ON HANTAVIRUS CRUISE SHIP RETURN TO US"
Yeah, you're never going to catch me on one of those floating disease incubators, in *addition* to all of their other problems.
I didn't shower today. *sniff* I'd fuck me. Who wants in on this?
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@ekuber/116862896417510031
USA right now in 1 image. Happy 4th.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social Aside from the lack of alt-text, this is a piece of art lacking attribution to the artist, Josh Heller, so please do better in the future.
Have you ever had a former best friend that, despite numerous fights in an increasingly toxic relationship you want to exit, somehow thinks you're still best friends? It's exhausting.
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Or Open Space Tap Room in N concourse. Apparently HMSHost operates numerous venues across SEATAC. But THIS one has imperial stout for the same price as piss beer. Mmmm...
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@stufromoz@aus.social ...until NOW... (begins furious typing) ... I would never. Mostly just because I'm too lazy.
I have had Grass Valley Brewing Company's "Irish Getaway" red ale at several local establishments now, because GODDAMN, this is a good beer!
https://gvbrew.com/grass-valley-brewing-co/irish-getaway/
Hello again, SEA-TAC, every traveling Alaskan's second home. Too many Eskimo tails to count around here.
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@AncTreat5358@lgbtqia.space Oh, right, I forgot to mention he's also my ex. HAHAHAHAHAHA kill me.
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@s0@cathode.church I can't vote for the option I would choose because it's in the incorrect position.
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