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Joined April 27, 2022
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ed sheeran's entire tour telling him to kick rocks is pretty funny
They’re calling it Little Tikes Landlord Edition
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we have to shut private businesses down until we figure out what the hell is going on in there
The “AI companies engage in Fear-Based Marketing and outlets like ours need to stop falling for it” to “AI Company says AI to kill all humans?!?!” circle of news
can't believe it's already been 10 years since Persona 5 invented jazz music
Godzilla Minus Zero is going to be the first R-rated Godzilla film ever?
always exciting to log on and see the big red "UPDATE IMMEDIATELY" security banner
they're mad that the movie The Odyssey is not historically accurate, as opposed to the epic poem The Odyssey, which is also not historically accurate
The Wolverine devs really saw all the “Focus, M” memes and criticism over the last couple years and said “that sign can’t stop me because I can’t read”
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@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party i'm so psyched
if I see one more person sharing that entirely fake “the word stakeholder comes from driving stakes in the ground to steal indigenous land” etymology I am going to lose my entire damn mind
(chapelle show opening voice) chappell roan
It's extremely funny that they announced, today, that Stephen Root is in GTA VI when this came out over a year ago:
https://youtu.be/VQRLujxTm3c?t=10
Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2
ooh Dakota Fanning criterion closet
it's Philip Seymour Hoffman's birthday today. i'm always thinking about this line reading and wondering if it was a happy accident or a brilliant decision on his part
https://youtu.be/Wviu7dilFg0?t=80
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@smeschmesch@mastodon.social happy to have this conversation with anyone who has actually been diagnosed with out-of-your-mind-ness, but otherwise I will not indulge performative concern trolling from dinguses going out of their way to get upset at nothing
first thing I saw Sam Neill in was Jurassic Park like most ppl my age, so i just thought of him as "the jurassic park guy". few years later i saw Dead Calm and realized he was actually like, a really good actor
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old Liberal Proverb: It's a great idea to move right to attempt to attract swing voters that don't exist while alienating everyone on the left half of the political spectrum
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Hi this is Misato Katsuragi and I’m in the Criterion Closet today. First thing that caught my eye, Wong Kar-wai, In the Mood for Love. What a picture. You know,
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investors upon being told the sky is blue: 😲
Wes Anderson’s all-white Criterion Closet fit is giving Wes Anderson’s Willy Wonka
All week the Fake News was saying Mitch McConnell had an aneurysm and now it turns out Lindsey Graham beat him to death 🙄
boy you’d never believe this guy was German eh
inflation ain't just a fetish in Egypt
is you is or is you ain't my constituency
RIP Lindsey Graham. Sources say he had diarrhea real bad and then slipped on the diarrhea like a banana peel and fell down 7 flights of stairs covered in the diarrhea. My condolences to the many male escorts for whom he represented a steady paycheque.
Absolutely no shade on the intersex community but I’d never seen the intersex pride flag before and saw it completely devoid of any pride-adjacent context and my first thought was “is that a wario’s butthole flag”
"vore", or "vtubers of yore",
just found the greatest video of all time on bluesky
lol is that good
the only “Reels with Ray Ban Meta” I want to see are ones where the wearer gets their shit caved in by a baseball bat
might fuck around and replay Witcher 3 or Mass Effect LE for the umpteenth time
search is dead and gmail is going to talk. banner day for google killing whatever vestigial affection it had left
bird watcher checklist but for spotting penis varieties
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@carithlee@laserdisc.party i was trying to think of a good spotted dick joke, thank you
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@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party pam param. pam pam param.
this "AI makes it look like you're sitting in the stands at a sports game" trend might just be the dumbest thing yet
lmao the Vegas H̶y̶p̶e̶r̶Loop trip from the downtown hotels to the airport really has to be seen to be believed
https://youtu.be/e7vFCP3PtuA
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ok, true
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@ruben lmao who said that? absurdly incorrect and historically ignorant take on their part
so we need a straight West Ham win, Spurs loss next week for the funniest thing to happen