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JCPhoenix

@jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
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Train-brained 🚄
Gamer and Geek 👾
Terminally Online 🤖
Refuses to Touch Grass 🌆
Midwesterner in the Mid-Atlantic 🌽
:bi_pride:​ 🟥🟪🟦

Interests: Tech, Homelab, Formula 1 and Feeder series, IndyCar, Travel, Anime, Music, Politics, Sleeping, and whatever else interests me in the moment.

87 Followers
207 Following
36 Posts
Joined June 11, 2023
Website:
https://www.jcphoenix.com
Location:
Washington, DC
Pronouns:
He/Him
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 2w ago

The flatness of the Midwest. Land and sky forever. And also a Target.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 2w ago

It's already been a year??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4w ago

Today marks 2yrs with the government. Somehow survived all the bullshit.

They're taking our parking passes away. Again.

I fucking hate this job. Or rather, I hate my employer.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 3w ago

Asked for telework for one day because apartment maintenance is coming by to do some seasonal checks.

It was approved, but I guess middle leadership was reluctant to approve it, because they "thought it was something that could be done without the employee present."

Uhh, is it abnormal to not want randos in my apt when I'm not home?

Aside from my weeklong online class, I've worked like three days from home this year. Tf...

#bitching

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 3w ago

It's been 25yrs, a quarter of a century, since 9/11.

And we've all been worse off since.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 2w ago

It’s been more than that, Flighty. Either way, always nice to be “home.”

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 3w ago

My laziness knows no bounds on the weekends.

Sometimes even during the week.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4w ago

Where did my 4-day weekend go??

Surely, I didn't game and sleep for four days straight?

I need a do-over. I pinky-swear promise I'll game less this time 🤞🏽

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4w ago

Get fucked MO GOP.

Supreme Court rebuffs Missouri’s push to use new US House map backed by Trump in November

(Missourians, STOP ELECTING THESE PEOPLE FOR GODS SAKES)

https://apnews.com/article/redistricting-congress-trump-gerrymandering-house-aadd3c4e6cc3a2c8100756cb7b352289

apnews.com
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 1mo ago

Finished the "Legend of Heroes: Trails to Azure," which is the second and final entry in the "Crossbell Arc."

95hrs over 6mos. Between the two games, almost 200hrs. Talk about long.

Overall, "Azure" was game 5 of 13. Long-ass interconnected series.

Now to replay "Trails of Cold Steel" 1 and 2. Played both on the Vita back in the day.

#games #gaming #jrpg

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago

Cloudflare is gonna be the death of me. I think messing with and troubleshooting Cloudflare is actually more frustrating than doing so with Microsoft cloud stuff.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4mo ago

Everyday we stray further and further into Bizzaro World

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 3mo ago
Alright fess up: Which one of you degens is doing this? https://automaton-media.com/en/news/academic-researchers-of-chatgpt-thousands-of-fanfics-about-doki-doki-literature-club-characters-giving-birth/
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4mo ago

I got to learn about the Ubuntu recovery mode today and even use it!

Only because I bricked a production server and accidentally completely disallowed ANY logins to it.

Tbf...I was told to run a bunch of commands that would "secure the server."

For the last several days, the server was SO secure, that no one could sign-in!

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago

State govt should just do it anyway. Clearly listening to the courts is worthless in a red state. But since this is a blue-ish state, we have to follow the rules. Fucking stupid.

https://apnews.com/article/redistricting-virginia-congress-democrats-republicans-12a31037f3c9a94d3cb9fbcaaf84d94f

apnews.com
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4mo ago

Mmm, bean goo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R26Y6W-Lm00

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4mo ago

"Ballmaxxing?"

I don't know what's real anymore 😩

Why 'Ballmaxxing' May Be More Dangerous Than You Think

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/ballmaxxing-more-dangerous-than-you-think#What-are-some-proven-ways-to-help-enlarge-testicles

healthline.com
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4mo ago

This reminds me of something we used to build. Sometimes still do, but rarely.

What are they called again? It's on the tip of my tongue...

Oh! I remember! TRAINS.

California is studying futuristic 140 mph ‘bullet buses’ between L.A. and San Francisco

https://secretlosangeles.com/california-140-mph-bullet-buses-la-sf/

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago

I'm not a fan of John Oliver. Which is weird, because I did like Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert back in the day.

But there's something about how John Oliver presents things....it's turns me off.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago

It's only like 11:30a on Sunday, yet I'm already plotting taking a sick day tomorrow.

I have to start going back into the office daily. And I'm just not ready 😭

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago

Congressional GOP capitulated. Voice vote to fund DHS based on the Senate bill from like a month ago, without additional monies for immigration enforcement.

Should go to the White House for a signature!

Though the immigration money is still likely to come through, but through a separate reconciliation bill. If the GOP can agree amongst themselves.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago

RE: @newsguyusa@flipboard.social

"Felt cute, might delete later."

Smdh.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@LithiumRyanBattery@mastodo.neoliber.al if this happened under a Dem president, Republicans would be screaming this from on high to any passersby, while furiously masturbating themselves and each other into an orgasmic high never before seen. And the media would happily amplify this orgy directly into the brains of the median voter. Instead, I think I saw one article on this today.
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@officalmarkcarney@mastodo.neoliber.al It screams high school Homecoming, but I'm edgy. I mean, the weapons scream that more, but agreed.
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@petes_bread_eqn_xls Is there a video of this somewhere? I want see a video of this somewhere please.
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@vozercozer@mastodo.neoliber.al Where do I sign up?
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4mo ago

Don't understand Southwest's value proposition anymore. For routes I often fly, Southwest could be ≥$200 cheaper than Delta. Even like several months to a year ago before the strait closure.

Now? Like $50 less to equal price. And no saving on checked bags nor seat options. Bc SW charges for those, too, now.

Every market and route is diff so YMMV. But I bet it's not that different.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago

And the weirdness continues.

Though I have no one to blame except myself for playing these games.

Also, Japan.

#gaming #games #visualnovel

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago
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@petes_bread_eqn_xls@mastodo.neoliber.al A friend sent me one of Oliver's segments and it was weird because while he was showing clips of Rogan or like b-roll from some TV station interview, some audience members were laughing. Hard. But like nothing funny had been shown yet. Is Rogan being shown on his podcast inherently funny? Were they just primed to laugh? Probably because like you said, he just keeps saying weird absurd stuff. And it comes off like "HAHA IT"S FUNNY INIT HAHA LAUGH!!"
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago

@AwoogaGeneral@mastodo.neoliber.al you're missing the most oppressed: AI in games. Bots. People are always screaming for them to be banned. So sad

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@jenbanim@mastodo.neoliber.al yeah: Use Windows, scrub. can't figure out dark mode...lawl /s
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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4mo ago

Indy 500 and F1 Montreal Grand Prix at the same time 🏎️🏁

Was hoping the 500 would finish first, but so many yellows.

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 5mo ago

While the dialog in "The Hundred Line - Last Defense Academy" is better than what's in "Danganronpa V3," it's only marginally less wild. Wtf is this line...

#gaming #games #visualnovel

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 4mo ago

Is it weird I'm rooting for this guy?

He may make my life harder at work...But man, fuck Microsoft. With a rusty 10ft wide pole.

https://www.theregister.com/security/2026/05/28/microsoft-0-day-feud-escalates-as-researcher-threatens-another-windows-exploit-dump/5248085

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JCPhoenix @jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
· 12mo ago
Replying to
@hackaday@hackaday.social Then after that, I think I'd get the "You've got mail!" clip. Or I'd be like "Mooooom, I'm trying to get onliiiiiine. can you get off the phone please??"
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