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Rizzmaster Zero

@desertgoalie@mastodon.social

mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows. #travel #coffee #goalie #hockey #rocks #guitar #solar

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Joined March 29, 2023

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

America: We're building a new mall and some old building is in the way and we need to tear it down right now with extreme prejudice. Australia: We're building a new mall and some old building is in the way and I know what I'm about to say is crazy but hear me out. (Builds mall around old building and turns it into a museum, tops it all with glass dome.) #australia #travel #melbourne

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Found this photo from about 4 years ago. They're still best buddies. #catsOfMastodon

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Aw, yeah. There's nothing like rain in the desert. #arizona #weather #rain

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

I have a bunch of DVDs and I'd like to rip them to a hard drive, connect it to my TV and watch them without using a DVD player. Any of you have tutorials, suggestions, warnings, etc.? #television #physicalmedia #dvds

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Some interesting options that might get me to dump my Kindle. #reading #literature #books

https://flip.it/H0r3dg

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

A barista at my favorite local coffee shop pulled off an impressive fern in my macchiato. That's not a lot of space to work with! #coffee #espresso #latteart

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@trickykat This is so terrible and I 100% love it.

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

I'm rooting for the Montreal Canadiens to win the Stanley Cup. It's time for the cup to go to a team from Canada. #canada #hockey

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@susankayequinn I'd like to see more people take action if they're concerned. Example: Way too many people let their cars idle with the AC blasting in drive through lines. Or even when they go into a grocery store. Small actions add up -- in either direction, unfortunately.

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Just saw someone refer to Hegseth and Patel as the Liquor Cabinet and I'll never stop laughing. #uspol

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@bradley@techhub.social Awesome, thanks!

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@petes_bread_eqn_xls@mastodo.neoliber.al I'll check it out. Thanks!

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social Honestly, he's lived a life of consequence-free privilege and greed. And the pinnacle of power in his mind is to be able to send people to kill and die at his whim. That's something he's never had before, and he's hooked on it.

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

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@manlycoffee@techhub.social I hear ya. I love soccer, but can't stand FIFA. Same with hockey and the NHL. Ugh.

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 17mo ago

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@palomakop I've never seen anyone else use the word "computermancy," but I like it!

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

OK, here's an idea: Redecorate Trump's bedroom to look like some sort of important briefing room. Have a bunch of his stooges go in there with him every night and go through some fake agenda. Pass out some binders. He'll fall asleep within moments ... and not get a chance to rage-post throughout the night. Turn out the lights and let gramps get some Zs. #uspol

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Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Oh, look! The GOP is rebranding!

Rizzmaster Zero @desertgoalie@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@TerryHancock@realsocial.life I unfortunately don't have a Linux device at the moment. I keep waiting for my wife to get frustrated with her Windows laptop so I can put a mint distro on it. But she swats me with a rolled-up magazine every time I get too close to it!