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@irina@critter.cafe
a bun 🌷 in love with her fox 🌻 and cat 🌺 
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i reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit i have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on
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Joined December 31, 2024
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💬 pronouns:
she / her
🌏 locale:
australia (utc +10/+11)
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:eggbug_tuesday: cohost:
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🏔️ codeberg:
favourite soup:
jess' lamb stew, w/ drop dumplings
the entire universe of stargate only works because 10,000 years ago the ancients decided the best way to document their work was to carve the manual into stone on the side of the computer
good practice for all developers
the four genders: the his, the hers, the theirs and the hares
ok, i've got my icon pack polished up just enough to make public! it's still a work in progress, and there's a bunch still to be done - but if you want a windows95-themed icon pack with colourful folder icons and a bunch more stuff, check it out!
check it out on codeberg!
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@xkeeper.net if i put a rock on my lawn to stop people parking there, these are the people who would drive into the rock at 60km/h and complain it was somehow deliberate sabotage
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@kirakira@furry.engineer logging me out every 38 seconds protects my account by preventing anyone with adhd ever issuing using it. unfortunately that includes me
it's been six years and change, have they started making new Radiant Control toasters yet or what?
a decade ago, anything gen z did was attributed to "millenials" because people assumed it meant "born after 2000" instead of 1980-'95. now, anything gen α does is attributed to gen z, because people assume it just means "the youth with their devices and stuff"
looking forward to being gen x's replacement in ~30 years, where nothing anyone in my age bracket does is correctly attributed
a programmer, some time, somewhere: oh, here's a neat way i could do this!
another programmer, elsewhere, later: i will not rest until whoever responsible for this is drawn and quartered
tis the time of year when the trees have more cockatoos and corellas than they have leaves. love it
the natu of judgement
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@foone@digipres.club and you must not by inaction allow someone else to become not silly
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@vozercozer they are continuing to defend it in the comments instead of using their newfound power to google stuff to. find the problem
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@thomholwerda
In coordination with Don Ho, the creator of the original Notepad++, I'll be evolving the branding of the macOS version
very funny response to being told "stop using the name and logo immediately"
you ever think about how weird it is that australians call the less populated parts of the country "regional" or "the regions".
"where do you live" "oh i live in the places"
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@woe2you @0xabad1dea oh, the official name is surely USB-G 8.1 4x6 Gen7.2 SuperDuperSpeed Plus Extra, but who uses the official name anyway
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@nixCraft "llm distributed by ubuntu snap" is incredible linux-user ragebait, couldn't have come up with better myself
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@rebane2001@infosec.exchange to me it looks like they're moving from stripe to only taking payments via the Orb That Watches Me Sleep
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@ifixcoinops even something like a pihole is immediately "track which websites everyone in the house has visited, and see every device on the network" unless you choose to turn off the logging
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@blinry those alt text filenames are a fun and useful feature! i think a combo could be good sense, either [post-id]-colourful-circles.jpg or [timestamp]-colourful-circles.jpg - that way it's both in some useful order and readable as well
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@jcoglan @whitequark most often here there'll be one, maybe two showings for the property (shit-out-of-luck if you can't make it that day), then assuming the property isn't hellishly bad the agent will get a bunch of offers (all done through one of a few truly awful web platforms that take way too much personal info) and the agent picks one of those at their leisure.
usually unless you make the highest offer you won't even get your application looked at (some of the web platforms tell you if they looked or not...)
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@graste "copilot in viva glint" is just throwing syllables at the wall and adding "copilot"
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@Jirikiha@raphus.social @pseudonym@mastodon.online you're in luck:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Limpr1L8Pss
What's the deal with the popcorn button?
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@jsr similarly, Bowling for Soup's "1985" (released 2004) would now be about the far off year of 2007
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@jgamble lmde is the backup plan if the ubuntu base doesn't work out long term, if memory serves
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@TerryHancock@realsocial.life @futurebird@sauropods.win there's a technology connections video with the information you seek: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Limpr1L8Pss
What's the deal with the popcorn button?
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@FurryBeta@shark.community @tretron@bark.lgbt midnight on wednesday is wednesday night - it's technically ambiguous, sure, but i think you'd get a similar 98%/2% split because most people understand that you're talking about "wednesday night, at midnight"
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@the_wub@mastodon.social @sundogplanets@mastodon.social spacex already deploys 20-60 satellites per launch - and this is the same delusional management who think they can turn around launches in a day or less, so the bottleneck would (in their eyes) be building the satellites themselves
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@RaffKarva@sunny.garden @Codeberg@social.anoxinon.de "Where code can run free" has a very similar meaning, but a fun pun of code "running"
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@mynotaurus@floofy.tech this is one of those things that's still a little baffling that they didn't sell – at least as an add-on – with the machine
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@tretron@bark.lgbt @FurryBeta@shark.community at least for the question in the poll - it's not bias, it's just like, the actually correct answer? it's not subjective
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@tofu@is-a.cat @andrewt@mathstodon.xyz they're typically threaded together, and can be worn as rings (sometimes called "trinity rings", "russian wedding rings", or "fidget rings")
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@PupWrafie@bark.lgbt @tretron@bark.lgbt there is no "0" with AM/PM - imagine an analogue clock, and you swap AM/PM every time you hit the 12.
noon is 12PM, because most of the hour is after noon.
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@jcoglan @whitequark it's completely normal in Australia - some places have rules against the real estate agent asking if you'd like to pay more than someone else, but as far as I know it's still legal for you to make and for them to accept a higher-than-advertised price
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@tretron@bark.lgbt i thought about it more - i think my point is that it's objective, as in it's not based on a subjective opinion, but it's still ambiguous, so it's best to be clear (or just use 24hr time)
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@tretron@bark.lgbt if there's some confusion if 00:00 or 12:00 (24hr) is "12am", it's resolved as soon as it hits 00:00:00.01 (12:00:0.01 am) or 12:00:00.01pm - for every use case where it's not important enough to use 24hr or UTC, you treat 12:00:00 the same as 12:00:01 - it's pm
this is primary school stuff in countries that use am/pm, so looking it up I'm surprised the US government standard was backwards for so long (2008!), but it seems like at least governments are all on the same page now
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@glennmagusharvey wine comes with its own clone of minesweeper, so, yeah.
...sometimes the icons that get made are the ones that are easy to make