does british linux have an innit system
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no1 math hater
sona's name is ashley (/also kira, it's complicated)
more sanitized/tech-focused acct: @abstractedfox@hachyderm.io (encouraged to follow this one if my main acct has too much going on)
older fedi acct: @chrisisgr8@tech.lgbt
she/they/it/that
言語: english (native), german (you can try but it will be bad), japanese (助かれない)
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"you type fast" i have to type fast or i can't get the thoughts out before the buffer gets cleared and they get replaced with different thoughts
wake up and smell the VECTORS🐊 and get ready to touch😳 those HOES AND COLUMNS because it's time for 🧮🧮LINEWHORE👄 ALGEBRA📐 send this to n of the baddest m-dimensional SLUTS 
from your SYSTEM OF FREAKQUATIONS 😜 and if none of them are a linear combination of each other 🙈🙈🙈🙈 that means you're a BAESIS 
😜💥 💦 if n of them send this back👉 👈 
that means they want to show you their ROW SEDUCTION 🫣🫣🫣 if none of them send this back😱😱🪦 that means there is NO HOELUTION 
from your SYSTEM OF FREAKQUATIONS 😜 and if none of them are a linear combination of each other 🙈🙈🙈🙈 that means you're a BAESIS 😜💥 💦 if n of them send this back👉 👈 that means they want to show you their ROW SEDUCTION 🫣🫣🫣 if none of them send this back😱😱🪦 that means there is NO HOELUTION youve gotta be the biggest newbie ive ever seen
youve got ads all over your screen
as an aside are u actually supposed to understand the "proof in case u were wondering" part of the math class. once they start getting all Let Fuck Be An Element Of The Bitches i zone out
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is this one of those situations where the autograder is this nebulous thing every professor assumes someone else looks after but in real life it's a pentium 4 in a closet that hasnt been opened since 2003
another intern i met yesterday asked why my pfp in the company chat is a fox and i said "i just think theyre cute :3" lmao 
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i heard someone yell "im walkin here!!" in the other room and the jersey part of my brain lit up like a manchurian candidate activation
because i believe in neutrality and hearing out all sides i think the Generate Strong Password button in browsers should have a corresponding Generate Weak Password button
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there's still a part of my brain that doesn't believe they turned javascript into a general purpose language. like javascript goes in the browser
a guy at this gym asked how many sets i had left on a thing and im like do i look like i have any idea how many im supposed to do
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idk what it's like on mobile chrome or safari but in my experience the entire mobile web is this gelatinous mess sliding around like a sandwich with too much mayo on it and everyone with stakes just acts like it's not like that
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"it's 'afab': assigned female at bemani" - @dragonminded@chitter.xyz
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alternatively: surely there are enough furries to start a VPN
the sociology minor is feeling very likely yeah. it actually is out of genuine interest but i also need to be able to tell people what im studying without coming off like a cs student (derogatory)
capitalism is so dumb. "u have items left in your cart" yeah thats because i didnt buy them. idiot
picturing a fedi but it's food. and like all the catgirls and robotgirls and girlthings and furries are really autistic about gourmet cooking
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like you have one input that simultaneously manipulates two disparate interfaces! why would this ever seem like a good situation to stay in!
i like how this implies america ended this year
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a new friend complimented my no bar play :3 and this one would have been a pfc if not for a pad moment!!
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@dalem@mastodon.bsd.cafe me lmao
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@timnitGebru@dair-community.social is that bad
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badminton?? i would play goodminton💯
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oh ok actually mobile firefox does let you turn this off. ok that's a start
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@Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems
104 year old candidate who sided with aids in the 80s: vote blue no matter who
three socialists win a primary: these wretched voters should just stay home if they hate our party so much
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oh right i designed this tshirt too :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d3cv-5pE0 every now and then i gotta return to spongebob walk cycles
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@doskel@masto.doskel.net yooooooo!!!!!!
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that song had hella gallops too and i still kept it tight. i was Robbed
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@arichtman@eigenmagic.net idk what icemoonprison is but yeah i have this written down in my "perfect web framework" daydream notes
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@0x2ba22e11@unstable.systems oh! we're innovating
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@Rairii@labyrinth.zone @soatok@furry.engineer when this happens everyone's gonna find out like 6 months after it went up
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@doskel@masto.doskel.net honestly it's amazing that it hasn't already. what do people do to make these self-destruct proof?
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@deersyrup@yiff.life someday i would like to understand the things u do with graphics (compliment)
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@gewt@social.treehouse.systems omg this rules
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git my status if you git my status
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@arichtman@eigenmagic.net the success rate for this is gonna be some "99% of the time it works 100% of the time" shit lmao
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@jenniferplusplus@hachyderm.io the anthropomorphicizing is insanely good marketing. even people who have a relatively level head about them seem to lose the whole "statistical engine" thing once it's made to resemble a person
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@jenniferplusplus@hachyderm.io claude code must feel like a fool right now
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"name a problem that can't be solved by marriage" "climate change"
"everyone is a software developer now" ala "everyone can buy a gun"
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@vateo@meow.social incredible presence
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what does it mean if i can get a little shock from letting my skin Very Gently touch this one spot on my framework