vozer

fuck off.

imagine if windows required you to wait 24hrs before you could install programs outside of the MS store.

your phone is a computer, and this is an anti-competitive move that has the intentional side effect of incentivizing consumers to install apps from google instead of other markets.

“you can’t do this!”

“but i’ve always been able to do this!”

waits a year

“fine, but now you have to wait 24 hours because because because i said so!”

“oh! well in that case, i guess it’s not so bad!”

everyone that is happy about this is an easily manipulated buttbrain

this image makes me happy on so many levels

the cute loading art is the only reason i open krita

bite your girlfriend
bite your boyfriend
bite your s.o.
bite your close friends
bite
bite
bite
*bites you*

this image of chris vaping has done more to motivate me to quit nicotine than any book or health warning ever could

anypony wanna spend the night

Good News: Women are also fucking morons

xbox gamers are an oppressed minority :\

anyone wanna play some retro games with me

yo why my friend have a model of the app store logo wtf

here i go, making bad decisions again

i love how Melee, Brawl, and Sm4sh 3DS all have an exploit that allows for access to homebrew software

fucking disgusting

you ever scroll down to far in your photos and accidentally remember a time in your life where you used to be consistently happy

Nintendo Cuts Switch 2 Output by Over 30% on Weak US Sales [Bloomberg]

its almost as if young people with the most disposable income who cant find a job or have one but live paycheck to paycheck in this economy dont want to spend half a grand + 70$ per title on something that isnt necessary in their life

Bloomberg Article: https://archive.is/k7LYj

what?

waifu

thighs.

wish me luck

let’s watch the amazing digital circus

when i was a kid, i asked my dad to get me animal crossing 3ds, and he just kinda looked at me holding the box in the game store. he then asked, "is this something you really wanna play", and in my heart i knew i wanted this game because i saw youtubers playing it. but not wanting to look dumb, i said no

...eventually i acquired a copy of it, and ended up loving it a lot.

Guh... Must Be A #Monday 🙄

of all gaming companies to set lower prices for their digital releases of titles, i didnt think it would be nintendo.

60$ for digital and 70$ for physical

link: https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/about-nintendo-switch-2-game-pricing/

kinda wish more artists on bsky would fedi bridge

make everyone angry by saying "RIP the mac pro this was my favorite model <3 i used it for watching pewdiepie as a kid i got it for my birthday"

kisses your nose

crawls onto your chest and makes myself comfortable

please adopt me

vr hentai sucks

crazy that in order to get the folder size in windows Explorer you need to use Everything as an extension or some other 3rd party mod

RE: @vozercozer@vozer.cafe

i thought dogs got married too bro 😭 i was a fucking idiot

oh wee i like my horse
my pony
my horse

i’ve been kinda mentally exhausted these past few days, sorry if i’ve been low energy recently

why the fuck does the guy in this nintendo commercial sound like they have him at gun point while he reads his lines

head hurty

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i havent kept up with cosmic desktop development in awhile, is it mature for everyday use?

i’ve had a lot of family stuff happen for the past few days. i am so tired. im nervous. i’m stressed. im trying to push through. i’m sorry if ive been off

i love you friends

holy shit wait fruit love island is yuri ?

WOOF