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Graham Perrin
@fuzzy@beige.party
Internet wanderer with a wobbly front tooth. Cat named Pickle. BSD Cafe was my first real home in the Fediverse. It seems that beige.party might be my second. If my tooth falls out: I'll put it under my pillow, in the morning it will emerge as a butterfly – or a household appliance of your choosing. Make a wish for it. Profile background: Maple Color (Erin Hanson, 2019).
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Joined January 25, 2026
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@KatS@chaosfem.tw oh, I had completely forgotten the lu part of Desilu!
How Lucille Ball Saved 'Star Trek' But Lost Her Studio (Exclusive) | Woman's World
Cc @lawyersgunsnmoney@mstdn.social @Lana@beige.party
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@thisismyglasgow @GlasgowLive
Dear other country up north
That's bonkers.
Also ridiculously beautiful.
Please tell the five inanimate barely visible flecks of colour at the end of the road, and to the left of the human onlookers, to:
― go home before it gets dark
― have a nice cup of hot chocolate
― get their mummies and daddies to hire a video from their local prawn supplier (screenshot attached, maybe you can find a franchise in Glasgow).
Yours sincerely
The south
shivering slightly
fan heater in vicinity
visualising traffic lights on a sofa sipping hot chocolate
#SilentSunday #Scotland #Sussex #snow #Glagow #street #short #Portland #prawn #video #hire #VHS #Google
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@KayJanes@mstdn.social @Jorsh@beige.party tell Anna thank you, for capturing my teeth and mood so accurately.
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@emilymbender I don't believe that there should be a single word, but which one word would you use (instead of "powerful")?
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@hteasley@mastodon.scot is it really necessary to insult bacon by comparing it to SpongeDon SquareTrump?
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@knownasrose @alanstanley when it sped past on my timeline, at first I thought that colours had been reversed.
Then I thought, oh, no, it's a genuine scene with an impressively dark sky in the background. Then …
wow.
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@Shdwdrgn to each her own.
I prefer small aliens. Preferably 4' tall, or less. I like making egg sandwiches for them.
@golgaloth
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Scientists have uncovered a previously unknown feature of cell death that reshapes how the immune system identifies and clears dying cells. …
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@Nigel_Lake the harder I strive for clean, fresh water from the mountain streams of my Mastodon accounts: the more often I find myself in effluent.
Whilst I can't easily explain the paradox, I can do something about the effluent.
#paradox #Fediverse #Mastodon #engagement@tchambers
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@jgg also, the oven gloves are colour-coordinated. So unrealistic.
#fashion #cooking #passwords #apocalypse
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Dear @MsDropbear42@blahaj.zone
I find difficulty visualising big cows in Earth orbit with little astronauts inside for longer than, maybe, twelve months.
Sincerely
East Sussex
PS our cows are normal, thank you very much.
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden
Uppermost at (the first pinned item):
― Please do not wrongly assume that I am pro-AI.
There's a link to a post in Mastodon.
I have satisfactory reasons for blocking in cases such as yours.
Also relevant: the second pinned item.
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@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange will the rotundity not help me bounce when I touch down in the ocean?
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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Jesus Christ was also misunderstood, Masayoshi Son tells investors
https://www.ft.com/content/d01fe70a-598f-4e6f-becc-2a002d6187b8
@zenkat@sfba.social
Cc @dev@discuss.systems
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VINTAGE HOOVER CONSTELLATION TV COMMERCIAL TERRIFIC SUCTION POWER
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