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At this point, I will take a shitty stick figure drawing over an AI generated image any day. Put in some goddamn effort people.
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Jordi (Björnswäggle)
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Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. It has a black-grey-white-purple Ace themed border.
Header is a picture of a bridge in a lush, green park. I took it in Stanley Park in Vancouver, BC, in May 2023.
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This is from last night. They just kept coming, and they partied all night. #Animals #ElkOfMastodon
RIP Mary Morello, who was so supportive of her son Tom's passion for music, "Before Rage Against the Machine hit the stage at the Pinkpop Festival in 1994, Morello introduced them as the "Best Band in the Fucking Universe". [Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Morello]
She also founded the anti-censorship organization Parents for Rock and Rap.
🤘Rest in Power, Mary🤘
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@BenRiceM@mastodon.social
JK posted an upskirt image of a Trans woman on her Shitter account, which is sexual harassment. If that isn't someone's last straw, then they're not worth associating with.
I'm against capital punishment, but there are plenty of people who I wouldn't miss if they fell into a vat of acid.
I can't be nice about #AISlop. If you post AI art unintentionally, I understand, its tricky. Have the decency to take it down, or at least acknowledge your mistake and let others learn from it. But if you're doubling down on it with bullshit like "But the message is important!", then you get a block. You know exactly what you're doing. I don't have time for your horseshit. The planet is on fire and your shitty picture of insects voting is only making it worse.
Yesterday, I heard someone on the radio say that #FIFA are leaning into a feminist stance, and all I could think about was their president giving a peace prize to a rapist.
Borts
(Burlap shorts)
Imagine coming to the #Fediverse and demanding that nobody post pornography. Just think about that for a moment. Utterly untenable logic.
Standing by my rule that adult men using the word cuck are useless tools. It's an incel insult. Quit using it like it means anything that matters.
"Connected without internet"
THEN YOU AREN'T CONNECTED, YOU ASSHOLE COMPUTER
Reince Priebus is the one name that I have encountered in life that is completely alien to me. It reads like an anagram. Or an eldritch hex. Saxby Chambliss is a close second.
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
One of the trends I've noticed with AI generated art is an almost confident lack of consistency. You'll find details change or are completely removed from one image to another. Clothing patterns changes, accessories disappear or appear. Facial details vary to a sometimes alarming degrees. Landscape details and background items are inconsistent in nearly any group of related images. And yet, the technical output is almost flawless.
With human drawn comics like this, it's how the artist is trying to recreate the same basic image setting and not caring that it deviates a little bit that makes it feel organic. The imperfections make it so much more charming than anything a computer could shit out. And the clincher is the very human flood of emotions that last panel generates. This little handrawn comic makes me feel more positive emotions than a thousand AI slop images ever could.
If the Homecoming King contest has one senior who murdered 15 students, and you're surprised by calls to boycott... you are completely lost.
This is a toot about #Eurovision.
Get a Brit wet by talking about barge queuing, or get them to sweat by talking about queue barging.
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@Melezioh@mstdn.games
Misandry is just another extreme, like misogyny. Its basis is negative. True feminism and masculism compliment one another.
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@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social
Pube Goldberg Machine
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It counts as overheard if it happens in your head, right?
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Webmaster: uses BANISH on TROLL
He had a fartive gaze.
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@securedllama@infosec.exchange @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
They are literally streamlining slapstick comedy.
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@LillyHerself@mastodon.social @grickle@mstdn.social
I feel like it perfectly encapsulates the Grickle experience.
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
It's lunchtime and suddenly I really want to know what kind of accent you have.
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@HeavenlyPossum@kolektiva.social
For every person I hear talking about using it, I file them away in my mind as a potential case. It is becoming the norm so quickly that I suspect the backlash is going to be intense.
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@petrabrandstrom@mastodon.art
I love it. The childhood love of being a hero mixed with a resolute stance that only young children have. Nobody is more fiercely determined than a child. The shadow is nothing - the child doesn't recognize it as an adult would, doesn't feel it the way an adult does because she hasn't felt the full weight of the world and the true darkness. It is a mere obstacle, and she is there to remove it.
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@nsfwdaily@mastodon.social @alice@lgbtqia.space
Get the fuck out of here, you useless fucking waste of protoplasm. You're disgusting.
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
I've heard of this Europe. I have even spent time there. But I don't believe it's real. /j