eviloatmeal, resident Death Stranding 2 apologist (arch, btw)

@ryanc Saw two girls at the store the other day asking chatgpt what cheese is supposed to go in lasagna, and frankly I think Poettering needs to stop this nonsense.

@cwebber@social.coop It's not "cutting costs" it's "creating value". Just like how buying extraneous things that are on sale is "saving money".

@eri@mk.moth.zone @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I'm sure you could jam a USB-C into any one of those 66 cursed holes if you tried hard enough.

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures Yarn store can have more bodega cat as a treat.

@ben@mastodon.lubar.me @kaye@cathode.church We want Communism Mode!!

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Would if I could.

@tael@yiff.life Because the LLM doesn't have follow-up questions.

@vantablack@cyberpunk.lol I'm leaving a voucher for one like here, to be redeemed as soon as I get off work and I can perceive boobs without the risk of getting fired.

@Kestenan Cathedral goblin...

@jwildeboer I guess it's been a couple of y... 2019 was seven years ago??!!

@JoscelynTransient You mean the fediverse?

@Elizafox @twinkle There's this new movie everyone's gushing about. I wanted to get up to speed, so I watched the prequel to it titled "Trailer" and I was very confused. It makes no sense. The narrative arcs are a mess.

@devlin It only took 39 practice runs to get used to it, eh?

@glassbottommeg It is, after all, a whatever-you-want fry.

@baralheia It must be whatever is in that humongous syringe on the floor.

@ariadne On the other hand, I'm in favor of firing the billionaires into space so we can have some peace and quiet around here for once.

I'll be in NYC on Monday the 20th of July.

If there's someone I should meet or somewhere I should go or something I should do in NYC, let me know before then or forever hold your peace! (Actually don't forever hold your peace. Do let me know, anyway, I'll have to go back to NYC again, eventually.)

@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems I, for one, am in the camp of the former ("please stop adding features").

@beyondmachines1 I'm going to sell them tokens to my new "low emissions agentic assistant".

@ireneista @adamgreenfield That is good advice. Does it also apply more specifically to the 915MHz ISM band in the US, which is what this seems to be talking about (i.e. Meshtastic and Reticulum over LoRa)? Because everybody here uses Meshtastic and it's all encrypted by default.

We made a GoToSocial! You can follow me over there, if you like: @eviloatmeal@floppy.peepee.party

@thio@mk.moth.zone Transport Cocoon.

@mikrotik It's really handy that they put six stripes on the end of the CAT6 so you can quickly identify it.

@eri Bottoms up and the top laughs.

@Birdbassador Speedhouse²: Hypercube

@Elizafox Next it's going to be "no quirkiness at pride".

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures That's a lot of pockets.

@cwebber@social.coop Hmm... So Bun is written in Zig, but they want it to be Rust... So they are trying to take off every Zig.

@gabu@chitter.xyz Of course it's small when it's not wearing its fursuit.

@privateger@plasmatrap.com Then, for dinner, we're opening a can of worms.

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures Now that's didactics.

@tael@yiff.life I think there's a big difference between a person with domain knowledge asking specific questions that may challenge your assumptions about your own ideas, and a thing that repeatedly spits out sycophantic platitudes and randomized code-shaped text indefinitely.

@christianp These darned pedestrians and cyclists always moving the goalpost! What next? They're going to demand bike parking that isn't buried in cardboard boxes?!

@jonn_blanchard I don't think anyone would object if you described... Uh... What, uh... What happens on Pornhub as "slop". 💦 So really they are the same website.

I may need to just import my whole follow list to my other account. I'm just slowly following the same persons one by one, anyway...

@hn100@social.lansky.name :NoHoneyWeHaveSurprisedPikachuAtHome:

@thio@mk.moth.zone That's every week for me when I put my heavy work overalls in there. I never know which corner of the room the washing machine will be in when I come back to empty it.

@aesthr A sticky bomb? :woozy_facebook:

@miru@mk.moth.zone I thought it went back on the object pool.

@th Maybe charge some batteries.

@sinituulia King Dedede, of course.

@Elizafox @BalooUriza Next it's going to be the 111? What happens after that? Does it overflow back to the 000?

@naln1@ak.angelstrapped.com @clarebee@mastodon.green Or maybe a slime mold of some kind...?

@cwebber Will the Metaverse version of him get its own AIsona? Or will the AIsona have a Metaverse version of it? And in either case, will the resulting abomination have legs?

@eri@mk.moth.zone Language isn't real. If what you say has the intended results, then you've languaged enough.

@ben@mastodon.lubar.me @hannah@posts.rat.pictures That's reserved for the "learn to lich" necromancy class.

@tay The "all values are hardcoded" to "literally everything is exposed to the plugin API" to "all values are hardcoded" circle of life.