Kobold Identification Programme.
Subject KIP-003
Bares resemblance to @Jencen@furry.engineer
Notes: shape and consistency may vary.
mastodon 4.7.3+glitchK.T. Aka Kestenan’s typoist.
Just an ADHD-riddled Kobold.
A dad and a husband. dyslexic and autistic too!
Wanted for crimes numerous in quantity and devious in nature under the following names:
Kestenan
Indi Goat
Mercury
And others.
Kobold Identification Programme.
Subject KIP-003
Bares resemblance to @Jencen@furry.engineer
Notes: shape and consistency may vary.
Kobold Identification Programme.
Subject KIP-004
May answer to @JasperSparks@furries.club
Notes: was overheard purring.
If you ever wondered what this kobold looks like in real life, it's something like this!
Kobold Identification Programme.
Subject KIP-002
Critter associated with @Bel_tamtu@meemu.org
Warning: impeccable colouration and sense of style. Seems nice. Too nice? Clearly a professional.
Kobold Identification Programme.
Subject KIP-005
Krll
Notes: Kobold anomaly, not prone to stealing socks, left or right.
Who is or wants wants to be a kobold?
I might recolour this as you...
I saw The Sheep Detectives.
I cried, lots. It was an emotionally brutal film
I’m a simple creature with poorly regulated emotions. Give me kindness and sacrifice in a cruel world, presented by animals and I will cry.
Constantly drying my cheeks with my hoodie, body shaking as I suppress sobs.
My kids laughed in shock when the credits rolled and they saw the state of me! XD
I've had two ciders, making me a little drowsy, I have maybe an hour before bed, and I need to write a DnD oneshot for tomorrow when I'm suposed to be DMing...
Going through my medical records, gathering evidence.
Doctors always get me.
AI is an amazing technology, if you understand it.
If you understand it you know that the AI being sold to you is a language model, a predictive text generator, designed to sound just plausible enough and just enough of a sycophant to sell itself to you. It’s not designed to do the task you want done.
If you want an AI that is useful for you… well, sorry, you probably don’t have enough training data or compute to make one that works for you.
The LLMs use ALL data to sound plausible… but do you really want an AI tool that that is trained on the comments section of the internet?