Miru

The reason it's hard to remember what you ate in the past is because the food is unloaded and so you're trying to reference a null pointer

Being put through all those hard candy machines would feel really good i bet.

Legalize recreational surgery

It's really annoying that blood can transmit diseases in it so well

Once I had a thought that ended in "wait, that's just string theory" and so I realized I was probably wrong about it.

Horny scientists doing G-string theory

Before and after HRT

Is there really no way to use a passkey in Firefox on Linux? We can use them on Android just perfectly thanks to KeePassDX, and store them nice and safe in our KeePass vault without needing to worry about stupid cloud bullshit or dongles that could die.

It's admittedly tempting to drop the "Chesapeake" singlet-sona outside of situations where one is needed, and to instead present as multiple people who work for the corporate entity of "moth.monster"

So, and I'm not trying to judge here, why did Game Freak decide to put the reverse harem hentai lizard into Pokemon

Alien who has a human racism kink, but doesn't really understand human racism, so they keep having oddly specific misconceptions about it

All shapeshifters are legally required to have a distinctive hairstyle which never changes

Slimegirl who goes out for a nice meal with you, eats a ton, and then afterwards pumps you full with the rest of the extra slime she just made from it.

I wish Transit App let me plan a custom route instead of just getting whatever they think is optimal. I have extra time, let me have fun

Viral new protein hack: eating out your slime GF before you work out!

Confused alien trying to figure out when the humans pupate.

Cropped memes are still funny to me

Girl who isn't allowed to leave the lab because it's a crime to release a genetically modified organism into the wild (it's fine though she doesn't mind)

You may think that if slimes can simply split in half, they'd reproduce asexually. But there's actually a lot of sex involved, it's just happening afterwards