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@redsad "Is there anything I, Alexander the Great, can do for you?"
"Yeah - get the fuck out of my light."
(Paraphrased)
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@nihilistnomya@aus.social It's not that folk are easily offended, but that bigots of any stripe are so easily offensive.
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@FeloniousPunk@beige.party @Lana@beige.party Nothing so graceful. He'll just order it to be filled with quik-crete and declare it as strong as the good old US of A.
/s
#sarcasm
Footers, just in case.
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@kahomono@infosec.space @alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space @nixCraft@mastodon.social Full back-up *before* running that command.
Silly me.
Nothing to see here. Really. Nothing to see here. Move along ...
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@wendythedruid@thistlenfern.org For me, Gene Wilder. Pure comic genius. Blazing Saddles is better because of him. JM2C
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@maddad@mastodon.world Sure, America had all that. But ya know what, donnie? You contributed nothing to any of that. Quite the reverse, in fact. Anything that America contributed to the world, you either dismantled, destroyed, or took a runny shit over. The only thing you've done right is show the world how not to be. You're done. Now let's move forward to better.
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@wendythedruid@thistlenfern.org Sour cherries. Lots of cherry trees here, in parks and by roadsides. The fruit is everywhere, and stains everything.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social When baby Cthulhu has to go, baby Cthulhu has to go!
Sincerely, my apologies to that bathroom, those who had to clean it, and the mental trauma it caused to anyone. We've changed his diet, and such events are unlikely to happen again.
At least in that way.
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@Mabande@mastodon.social @anon_opin@mastodon.social That sounds more reasonable than my suggested 3 month period. Makes more sense.
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@gisiger@nerdculture.de @FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital they're rather emphatic about it, too.
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@bridget@gts.sharitt.com All this talk about jesus coming back is ridiculous! It's not like he was nailed to a feckin' boomerang!
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@anakin78z@mograph.social The worst thing you face is someone into malicious compliance.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social They also survived all that was thrown at them. Women deserve better.
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@Mabande@mastodon.social @anon_opin@mastodon.social more difficult for insurance companies to change how contracts are worded, shuffle blame and/or personnel, or amass red tape. Just my two cents, of course.
Out of curiosity, why twelve months?
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@grrlscientist@mastodon.social Let's give his legacy the same treatment.
I doubt it'll last 1000 years, though.
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@orci@mastodon.social I hope your day is as spectacular as you look for you and your, Teddy!
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Is this a post about Brock 'The Rapist' Turner? It feels like it is.
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange Them: Aren't you afraid it'll scratch or bite you?
Me: No. I'm afraid they'll ruin the lives of me, my family, and all whom I love without having to lift a single bean.
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@PipGowenlock@urbanists.social @joe@f.duriansoftware.com "Hello, Steven, can you hear me?"
