FeloniousPunk

Listening to my kid totally bad mouth students using AI. “Their brains are mush and I’m going to use that to my advantage.” Go kid.

Everything that exists does not need a monetization strategy.

Wondering where all the money for healthcare, libraries, education, public housing is going? Don’t we all know. Decapitate the rich.

Hey gang, watch this trailer.

People keep asking if we’ve hit rock-bottom yet, and that’s the problem. Most Americans have truly no concept of what actual rock-bottom looks like, our privilege prevents that.

How to leave Spotify: Step 1. Delete your account. There, was that so hard?

My problem with being happy is that when I TRULY am, that's precisely when everything explodes

The thing is, AI in its current state, is little more than an alpha release stage. It makes grand mistakes, is wildly inefficient, and not even close to beta yet. To charge full-steam ahead with complete datacenter buildout around an alpha level product is ludicrous. This is not about productivity gains or quality product - It’s about market dominance. Who can outlast everyone else. And WE, you and me, are paying dearly for subsidizing this insanity.

Steps to make a song popular with millennials:

1. Jangle, preferably acoustic
2. Stomps and claps
3. Reverb

I’m curious: Do you own or work at a small business? (Boost for reach)

@wendinoakland@beige.party @kibcol1049@mstdn.social So IT CAN BE DONE!

@flexghost@mastodon.social It's my autobiography.

@Wallflower@beige.party @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party My father recently passed away. I was trying to convince my step mom to have him pressed into clay pigeons so that when we do his celebration of life party, we could blast him out of the sky. Strangely she said no.

Rand Paul’s neighbor needs to beat the shit out of that motherfucker again.

@andthisismrspeacock@mas.to @mousey@mastodon.seattlematrix.org I’d be totally fine with them leaving, tbh

@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party @blogdiva@mastodon.social This is why I bristle at the term ‘tolerance’. The true goal is acceptance.

NO, FeloniousPunk - you do not need a new drum kit. Not yet.

Pete Hegseth rooted for Johnny in Karate Kid

Eccentric is what they call you when you’ve had enough of the world’s bullshit rules. Be eccentric.

I’m drunk, AMA.

My question is: Is this Ro Khanna (circled) and if so, why THE FUCK is he at cocaine bear’s wedding?

Maybe we could crowd-source $100k per month for trump to shut the fuck up

Over-promise, never-deliver

So how long until robots taxis check with the authorities to see if riders have warrants and take them directly to the pigs?

Why yes, Mr late 90s 5.0 mustang, you very well could smoke me on the straight-away, but I will pass you later as you burn out all your oil around those sloppy-ass rings you’re running. James Bond is envious of your smoke screen. And Christ all-mighty, your shit is super fucking loud for literally going nowhere. You’re proud of this shit?

@jerry@infosec.exchange How many tanks of gas equal the e-bike you have your eyes on? In May, it was 43 for me.

@Ashedryden@xoxo.zone @bmacDonald94@hostux.social He should be forced to go clean it up.

How about we start a non-profit company which monitors public movements of police and elected officials for every city?

Pete Hegseth says Anne Frank was a leaker.

Pete Hegseth only knows of one vowel

It's an Emergency! when the CHiPs are down. #TVShowProverbs#HashTagGames

Absolutely nothing will get better until we run the “conservative” shit heads outa town on a rail. They’re a cancerous boil on the ass of humanity.

Wheelin’ This Guy #CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashtagGames

Is it just me or did the activity drop in the fediverse within the last few weeks? It feels like I'm seeing WAY less activity.

@maxleibman@beige.party Mark of the Unicorn?

The ONLY reason the director of the FBI would need to go to Moscow is so he could conspire against the American people.

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Pete Hegseth’s refreshing drink is a tall glass of warm mayonnaise on a hot summer day

Looks like the lightning touched of a bit of fire on the other side of the cascades

I figured out what confounds me so much with these arrows on my AirCon remote. The top of the pointer of the arrow is thinner at the top.

The only lyric to Fight The Power Pete Hegseth knows is “Fight the Power”

Oh good I have the house to myself for a couple hours. I have a fresh bottle of whiskey and some records to play!

Spilling coffee is my power move

@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social See, in Texas they would say something like, “Nuh uh, that’s the clothesline on fire!” because it probably was.

@space_environmentalism@mastodon.social @sundogplanets@mastodon.social So what is keeping a submarine from launching a missile from international waters, blowing it out of the sky before reaching orbit? And if it’s a private contractor, cost of doing business?

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I thought it was a toasted face hugger at first.

Pete Hegseth knows Chuck Norris would beat Bruce Lee every damned time.