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((( Geekosaurus )))

@kahomono@infosec.space
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Hello, my name is David. ('Dave' is someone else.)
I am a geekosaurus.

“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.”

ZT for hate, including, but not limited to:
- racists
- homophobes
- transphobes
- sexists
- religious bigots
- "alt-Right" (i.e. Nazis who won't accept the name)
- Nazis who accept the name (props for having THAT much integrity, I guess?)
- Tr*mp supporters - who are all of the above, at least by toleration

By day, I am an information security guy. CISSP(2005), CRISC(2011), CISM(2012), CCSK(2013), RIMS-CRMP(2024), C)HISSP (2025)

I'm an INTJ, so I love being asked. So, ask!

When buying isn't ownership, piracy isn't theft.

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75 Followers
272 Following
27 Posts
Joined January 01, 2024
Pronouns:
he/him/his
Fractional CISO / Security Consulting:
https://rocinfosec.com/
wheretofind.me:
https://wheretofind.me/@Kahomono
hub:
https://davidfrier.me
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 1w ago
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@masek@infosec.exchange if it's not just an outright lie, help me understand that graph. « 1 trillion× » here means... what? A trillion times the value for a dollar?
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 1w ago
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange and no mowing except with a scythe.
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 1w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social good start!
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 1mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social This is simple. The president impeached was a Dem. Not the party of the plutocracy. No slack for Dem. Because Plutocracy is writing the rules. The president let slide is Repub. Party of plutocracy. No consequences for those supported by plutocracy, ever. It would show that consequences are possible. That's the slippery slope to guillotines.
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
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@xgranade@wandering.shop I love that I am not the only one triggered by failures of dimensional analysis
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 3mo ago
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@via4@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social I bet affair-daughter doesn’t know OP is her father….
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
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@alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space @nixCraft@mastodon.social correct. this is something you do once just to say you did it. it comes between the full backup and the new-distro-rebuild.
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 7mo ago
@mathew I'll just leave this here. https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1080
gutenberg.org
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
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@Mrfunkedude@beige.party I like your dad
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
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@elkwisdom@mastodon.social @kuriko@wetdry.world came here to say this I like one, my wife likes the other. works well.
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 5mo ago

Indicate the way to my habitual abode
I'm fatigued and desire to retire
Consumed an alcoholic beverage sixty minutes ago
And it migrated to my cerebellum

Wherever I may perambulate
Over lithosphere, hydrosphere or atmospheric vapor
I shall always be audibly chanting this melody
Indicate the way to my habitual abode.

#longwordasong

infosec.space
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 5mo ago
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@anon_opin@mastodon.social who finds them an eyesore: people holding lots of oil and coal shares.
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 5mo ago
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@gerrymcgovern can someone ELI5 how data center cooling "uses up" water? It should be doing nothing more than warming it. If it goes in potable, it should come out ready to make a cuppa.
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 5mo ago
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@jerry just gonna leave this here -- circa 2018
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 6mo ago

Just in case one need TWO MORE reasons to avoid Florida.
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/31/g-s1-115915/airport-renamed-trump

npr.org
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
every so often my Linke Din resets from Dark mode to Light, and then I can never find what else changed. It's a form of torture, I tell you.
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
who else has that one neighbor that OBSESSIVELY mows the lawn? My next-door neighbor is a manager of a golf course :/ to him, grass is something that must be cut DAILY I suppose I should feel fortunate he’s usually only getting to it every OTHER day. #SMDH
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 4w ago

I have an LG TV. Great picture! That's its one job. Put images up in my living room.

To that end, I have never connected it to even my home network, let alone the internet.

Its input (great pictures!) comes from a single HDMI cable connected to an Apple TV unit. That is all it has ever had and all it will ever have.

That is how to roll with these "smart" devices.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lg-smart-tv-listen-b3046743.html

independent.co.uk
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
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@Mrfunkedude@beige.party does he make you mad?
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
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@Mrfunkedude@beige.party oops. I thought we had a rhyming game going.
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 6mo ago
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@rebelyn2@c.im @RadicalGraffiti@todon.eu another 585-er in d house
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 7mo ago
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@mekkaokereke@hachyderm.io thoughts and prayers, baby! thoughts and prayers!
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
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@Lazarou@mastodon.social in other news, the police investigated the reports of police brutality and found no wrongdoing
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social or... don't?
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2mo ago
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@anon_opin@mastodon.social the work can be good on its own, independent of the creator being a shit
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((( Geekosaurus ))) @kahomono@infosec.space
· 2w ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
@blogdiva@mastodon.social They will so never do this. They have no interest in governing. They are going for a kind of capitalist-feudal anarchy where the interests of the masses get fuck-all and the interests of the moneyed class is all that matters. The worse the Executive functions, the more they like it
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