🩵 Bwee the Fluffdragon 🩵

What I imagine every programmer does when they say they've encountered a bug:

This is Fedi.

Weirdness is POWER. Seriously, think about it. You have all kinds of power as a weirdo. The power to make conservatives run screaming. The power to change the world for the better. The power to show others like you that they aren't alone. Be proud of your weirdness. Be proud to be bisexual, or furry, or nonbinary, or kinky, or therian, or plural, or polyamorous, or whatever YOUR identity is. It's your greatest asset!! 🩵🩵🩵 #furry #dragonposting #weird #silly #FursuitFriday #CatsOfMastodon #Lgbtqia #nonbinary #polyamory #plural

You have no idea how much you (& all of my Fedi friends) mean to me. Thank you for keeping me relatively sane!! You are so amazing :)

What are some of the cutest/most endearing/most interesting animal behaviors, in your opinion? I really like, in no particular order: 🩵 baby skunk stomps 🩵 ferret wardances 🩵 kittens poofing up and crab-walking 🩵 dog tailwags and literal smiles/facial expressions 🩵 birds fluffing up their feathers or taking a bath 🩵 cat/kitten kneading and purring 🩵 foxes pouncing and faceplanting in snow I love animals so much, I really could go on!! #animals #cute #funny #CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon #Nature

GIVE US MORE PETTABLE ANIMALS IN GAMES THIS IS WHAT GAMERS WANT

You're thinking about Bwee right now. A very soft, fluffy fluffdragon who loves snuggles and affection! And they're right here!! *looks cute and smiles at you*

*follows you around while carrying your stuff and banging two halves of coconut together* (Absolutely nobody will get this reference, I'm sure. ;3)

therians, otherkin, and furries can have little a headpat and scritchie, as a treat 🩵🩵🩵

Sometimes what we need to hear isn't "You can do it!" Or "Don't give up!" but instead "It's okay to realize something isn't working for you." Or "You can try again later." Or even "You didn't fail. You learned something, and that counts." Sometimes pushing hard and cheering someone on is helpful to them. But it's just as important to realize when someone needs your compassion and gentleness, and to hear that they're still wonderful in your eyes if they don't, or didn't, meet their goals. Just a few words of dragon wisdom. 🩵🩵🩵 #Dragon #DragonPosting #Compassion #Kindness

Y'all make me do this on the regular!!! Fantastic artwork by @Mollin@meow.social !! #Dragon #DragonArt #DragonPosting #Furry #FurryArt #Commission

hey you got any games? or pizza? :3~

*dragon noises*

*gives you the "big cute hatchling dragon eyes" expression* *wonders if, or how long, you can resist* 🩵🩵🩵 #dragon #DragonPosting

@gwenthefops@transfem.social helped me visualize my data. And then... Look what @WahFo@meow.social made for me!!! This is my polycule!! *Fluffs proudly* Look at those cuties!!! #polyamory #Polycule #Data #Chart #love #LGBTQ

Dragons without big expressive ears are missing out! *waggles their ears and grins!!!* #Dragon #DragonPosting

Soooooo, who is your favorite? #DragnWash

I'm nonbinary and my gender is FLUFF 🩵🩵🩵

Paint everything blue, Let out a cheer! Look out Fediverse, Bwee is now here!!! It's time now to say A bright, happy "bwee!" As this fluff invites you For treats and for tea. If you need a hug, Or you need a smile, Come sit with me, friend, And we'll talk a while. 🩵🩵🩵 #Poetry #Cute #sweet

@ziphi@meow.social You are. *Pets you happily* 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

You can Pet the Cat in Cyberpunk 2077, until you adopt her. Then she is in your apartment and appears in a few different places, but she can no longer be interacted with. No petting, cuddling, any of that. You have no idea how unreasonably angry this makes me xD;;; GIVE US KITTY CUDDLES GODSDAMNIT

Hey there. I love you so, so much. Just in case you need to hear it. You don't have to earn it. I love you just because you're you. :) You're pretty cool, you know? *gives you a biiiig fluffy hug if you want one* 🩵🩵🩵

Thank all the gods new, old, and forgotten that I feel so much better today. Last night was a doozy!! Thank you all for your hugs and support. You are all so nice to me ;..; 🩵🩵🩵🩵

@matildalove@wetdry.world It's only a model. SHHHH.

*gently stuffs you into their mane fluff dimension full of pillows, comfy seating, plushies and treats, and walks away, effectively kidnapping you until you're ready to emerge* 🩵🩵🩵

@ziphi@meow.social It'll always work on me. I love giving you affection!!!

@ziphi@meow.social *blushes and fluffs up considerably from pure happiness* Awwww!!!!

Why do horses hide in their horse houses when there's an earthquake? They're much more stable. :3c

There are too many cute creatures on Fedi!!! I must cuddle them ALL!!!! (Yes this includes you.) 🩵🩵🩵

Pay attention to meeeeee #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #Silly

I really can't tell which of my posts are shitposts, I just like to say silly things to try to get a smile out of you!!! :3 Does it work? Why did the polyamorous groom cross the road? To get to the other bride!! :D 🩵🩵🩵

Low social energy feelings at the moment. Sorry to my dears on messengers, I will hopefully get through this soon. Just remember I love you, no matter what. 🩵🩵🩵

It's real "Bwee Becomes a Fedi Gremlin" hours >:3c *Sneaks over and gently puts their paw on yours in a gesture of love and togetherness* I'm such a pest. ;3 🩵🩵🩵

@ziphi@meow.social I can -try-. ;3

What happens if you leave your well-done code for too long on Codeberg? Someone will stick a fork in it!! (Is this better? xD)

What are some of your favorite shows that you would recommend? Bonus points if they're really exciting and immersive!!!

Hi I am a just a silly fluffdragon on the internet but I love yooouuuu 🩵🩵🩵

@aceofcosmicspace@lgbtqia.space So much agreement :3 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

Okay #Fediverse. @WahFo@meow.social the husband-dragon and I need your help with an unusual thing we need to #DIY a solution for. We have a vent that goes into the outer wall of the house/apartment we're renting. The problem is, a squirrel lives in there, and we need her to -not- live in there. She has, in the past, chewed on our electrical wires that she can get to in the wall and caused outages for certain circuits. It's dangerous for the squirrel and very frustrating for us!! The landlord has tried a DIY solution that didn't work. We need ideas for how to block the vent so she has to find another home, but still make it so there is still air flow out of the vent. As pictured, the vent has a big cover that hangs down and hides a round hole that goes into the wall. Ideas for how to block or cover the vent are very welcome! Things we have tried to get her to leave: 🐿️ The landlord tied wire around the vent cover, holding mesh over it (she chewed it up and removed it) 🐿️ Scaring her away from it (she is persistent and goes in the minute we give her an opening) 🐿️ Stuffing A T-shirt in the hole (she pulls it out) 🐿️ Placing a strong telescoping butterfly net in a way that blocks the hole (she knocked it down) 🐿️ Using both the butterfly net and the t-shirt together (she managed to wiggle into the vent just enough to pull the T-shirt out and squeeze into the hole above the net) We have thought about expanding foam but we think she might chew through it. Any other ideas? The landlord doesn't seem to know how to fix it and if we can give him a solution to try, I think he'd try it. Thank you so much!! :D 🩵🩵🩵 #Squirrel #Damnit #Help

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Hahaha I love this one xD That face!!! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Absolutely priceless xD xD xD

*sharpens their claws on the side of the couch while nobody is looking* >..>

I miss you.

You are worth it. You are not a burden. You are not annoying. You are beautiful, and perfect, and deserve to be comfortable and happy. Even if your brain lies to you. 🩵🩵🩵 (Sometimes I'm talking to myself when I write these posts, but I hope they are helpful for you, too!)