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@stavvers
Flying Ass in the sky!
I can ship twice as wide!
Take a shit!
And look at it!
It’s a cool ass blimp!
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@Crovanian@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Hello! Just a person who has avoided social media all their life deciding to finally pick up the 'good' one. I like #architecture, #trains, #maps, #flags, and all that good stuff. I also make #animation videos on my YouTube channel of niche-ish podcasts.
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@cavyherd does he have neighbors? I thought trillionaire freaks like him isolated themselves in compounds surrounded only by manicured lawns and other Epsteinite freaks.
Maybe he’s considering an impulse buy of such a mansion in Malibu after this, idk…
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@enriquericos@mastoart.social what’s with all the goose things? I’m all in favor of it, I just don’t know why it’s honck central.
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@collectifission@greennuclear.online maybe if Burnham can pull a quick #Brenter so the British Crown Dependency of Tubbiland can make eligible these most important figures of European history and culture.
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world you say something poignant, I say ‘FNAAAAAAAAAAH! HENK HENK! HYEEEEAAAAAAANNK!’
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@hellomiakoda did someone mention quantifying? Oh boy, I can’t wait for someone to financialise the concept of being concerned, turning degrees of alarm into gambling. Yay!
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@maxleibman and the thing is I don’t think any of us actually *want* to know what that thing is- just lock ‘im up and spare us the deets, please, Mr. Rule-of-Lawman
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@rpbook@gts.phillipsuk.org sorry, best I can do is read it as Mario, but specifically the version of him from the Super Mario Super Show where he was an Italian American plumber from Brooklyn voiced by wrestler Lou Albano. Alternately Luigi.
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@BrianHarrod he’s evil because of the whole being a billionaire thing as above, but I’m pretty sure the cringe factor comes from being bald.
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@Paulatics@mstdn.ca why don’t we pin his net worth to these falling satellites and whoever’s field or house they land on wins the Musk Multi-Million Lotto!
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@BernieSanders@mastox.eu Find me someone who, even in mere self interest, would argue that every American instantly doubling from distributing Musk’s wealth wouldn’t be a net benefit to society.
“But he deserves it for changing da world!” How would you like to go from living paycheck to paycheck to an instant six figures plus?
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@ZachWeinersmith I press the forward arrow, but nothing happens! I don’t computer very good.
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@Kadin2048 usually the delusional geriatrics are confined to a figurehead monarchy at the very least, not the head of the commander in chief.
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social “I like cream cheese because seagulls make it”
-some prank caller on the fan episode of the Meth Minute 39 back in 2008.
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@kbm0@mastodon.social @xkcd@mastodon.com.br yeah, isn’t that the one they covered on that podcast about engineering disasters (with slides), ‘We’ll There’s Your Problem’?
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@quinn hear me out: why not make these ‘digital town squares’ be municipality/ publicly run mastodon instances, such that they simply lack all of the negativity of the banned media sites?
(I mean the real reason for the ban is to silence young folk now that the internet has ‘matured’, but that’s beside the point)
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@djlink my partner and I basically live in separate music bubbles. Everything is so curated to your specific niche that besides the odd pop hit, there is no semblance of common ground to even entertain sharing a playlist. We’ve been together for over a decade and this is seriously *the* biggest issue, a refusal of compromise over opening up to either of our disparate tastes
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@LaChasseuse it stands on the site of the old Nelson’s Pillar, a smaller copy of Nelson’s Column in London. The Pillar was destroyed in an IRA bombing in the 1960s. The Spire, officially the ‘Monument of Light’ was built in 2002 to coincide with the new millennium.
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@QasimRashid@mastodon.social Mr. Nazi-looking but actually #Woke man is holding his fist in the air in the preview pic? Golly, I’m almost feeling positivity here!
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@Strandjunker idk, being a thickly accented First Lady of the United States under a multi-divorcee white supremacist husband -twice - is quite an extraordinary ability in my book. I just don’t think these Epstein visas are supposed to be fortelling like that…
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@theorangetheme@en.osm.town i was worried they’d pick Wario because of the toilet paper connection, but Waluigi is more fitting, both by making a more direct connection to the OG Mang., but also that this act of arson is probably less socially productive than specifically targeting *the* guy in charge of medical related misery and robbery. Wa.
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@greenpeace@mastodon.social plastic is an amazing material that has so many special properties that make the modern world possible. Why are we using this wonder material for fucking spoons?
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@mothninja if they don’t we’ll just have to Trianon them again as many times as is needed for them to learn their lesson…
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@leberschnitzel@existiert.ch it’s stored on a shelf. And their gnoggin! Nothing more digitally secure than that!
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@dee@social.treehouse.systems As a filthy prude unfortunately the only way I can demonstrate my support is a mere boost.
I, er, am not in need of their services, despite their validity.
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@stux with the speed of the text coming up and the phrase ‘in the world’, I imagined this being narrated by Jeremy Clarkson. Rubbish guy, but cyoar, the *POWER!*
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@foone@digipres.club it enables you to filter people who are enraged by pictures of women with dyed hair, scenes of war, or the way people squeeze toothpaste tubes. I think you might be onto the next Cambridge Analytica here!