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10 years ago today, the tory conference had a delightfully unfortunate backdrop.
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Did the burn test on some deep stash mystery yarn. It simulateneously stank of burned hair and also melted a bit. This implies wool/acrylic blend. But my question to chemists (and/or resourceful fibre artists) is this: is there a way of getting more granular information regarding the ratio of wool to acrylic?
Chickens Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Thatcher status: still dead
99 luftballons implies the existence of 99 erdballons, 99 wasserballons and 99 feuerballons
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Anyway, a lot of the alt-right-reddit-atheists-turned-christian-nationalist strain of fash are basically closer to orthodox than they are to other christianities and it's probably helpful to remember this, it might be relevant later
idk maybe the key to deactivating neonazis is to ask them for their opinion on the filioque controversy
Traditional ides of march dinner
When they go round the moon, the Artemis astronauts will be completely out of contact for 40 minutes. What's the single funniest (yet feasible) thing they could do when they get back in touch?
A fork in the road.
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btw I'm well placed to recognise all of this because one of my favourite recreational activities is trolling catholics from an orthodox perspective
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The whole no fap thing is a great example of this, the entire belief of becoming closer to [insert greater power here] by [denial to the point of personal torment specifically mitigated by repeating short phrases] is so entirely orthodox theology that it's wild
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And it's probably hard for westerners to see it because their strain of Christianity is much less ascetic (literally lads, stopping chocolate for lent or eating fish on a Friday is baby mode) and definitely doesnt have the same loading as it does in eastern orthodoxy, where it's *central*
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The big one is the ascetisism. Proddies and papists alike will claim their faith is the one with the greater ascetisism but neither have shit on the orthodox church wherein your entire relationship with god is predicated on a level of ascetisism way beyond this.
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With a little prep (bringing makeup) I reckon you could probably set up a passable Event Horizon-style tableau
This is a little story that I like to call MOBY CLIT, a small and insignificant hunt for cunt.
Recently I was at a dyke event and the most palatable (to me) beer on offer was bottles of doom bar. I ordered my drink, turned down the offer of a glass and got on with my evening. The next time I went to the bar, the bartender said "is this for the lady who likes doom bar? She doesn't want a glass".
BBC news might want to get someone to moderate the automated headline feed because they put this up literally seconds before the comms blackout and it gave me a heart attack
love that whenever there's a sourdough story, 11 million people send it to me
anyway, iiiiinteresting to see nobody is writing horrible things about how feminism has gone too far about ötzi the iceman 💅
Akanthou FC have the best badge imaginable, your team could never
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@jef@mastodon.social yeah, the Russian bots thing gets over-applied but it is also most definitely A Thing
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Smelling my own farts a bit here but here's a little sample of my own alt texting https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115554849613038968
The UK immigration system is a horrible shitshow. My lovely friend Lily needs help keeping their spouse in the country to keep their family together and save Mik from being deported to the US. Please help them if you can! https://gofund.me/c8c026036
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@tellington @Talia lmao if it wasn’t against my own ethics and some various actual policies we have, "generate image from the terrible alt text provided by AI" would be a hell of an exhibition
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like the contrast here between musk's linkedin ass Dear Sir Please May I Attend Your Nonce Party and the typing in epstein's response is incredible https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/115989156933538439
Ami is an amazing presence on here and she needs your help! She's two thirds of the way to her goal and you - yes you - can help her in her hour of need! @ami_angelwings@urusai.social
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@Colophonscrawl@monads.online tbf the proper orthodox monk lifestyle *is* kinda space marine coded
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Wow, in the last couple of hours the total has ticked up by about £200! Please donate and share as much as you can, Lily and Mik are amazing people and they need your help! https://masto.ai/@stavvers/116805291683044365
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@Colophonscrawl@monads.online I'd definitely agree with this, for sure, and it's certainly not just recent and that. But there's odd compatibilities with recent movements which I'm struggling to put my exact finger and I might get there in the end once I've divorced some archetypal alt right chud from my 96 year old grandfather (which I'm currently too high to do)
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@sortius@infosec.exchange yep, well aware I will be living on the little custard tarts, probably
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@valrus the absolute best thing about Greek iconography is the varying degrees of stinkeye jesus is giving you
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@draNgNon I didnt, but on the plus side I have 200+ more images to check so will do that going forward