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The Orange Theme

@theorangetheme@en.osm.town
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Tedious bastard. Human being. Gay. 🏳️‍🌈 Cis, but trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️ 30-something. AI hater. Privacy advocate. Hacker. Mapper. Atheist, but musically Anglican. Hack the planet!

Speramus meliora. Resurget cineribus.

Anything positive about genAI probably gets you a block.

#noai #fuckai #nobot #noindex

177 Followers
139 Following
50 Posts
Joined December 11, 2025
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OSM profile:
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OSM Wiki:
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2d ago
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@stux@mstdn.social I wrote an iOS shortcut to strip out the spyware from YouTube links, and it works super well!
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 1w ago
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@dannyman@sfba.social @jwz@mastodon.social "Enhanced interrogation techniques", you mean?
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 1w ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange More like GAYforce GAYroll, amirite?
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 1w ago
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@i0null@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange WHY is my phone parsing FILES? Have we forgotten the purpose of PHONES? When did this fucking happen!? *large man in scrubs holds me down and injects me with something*
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2w ago
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@BleepingComputer@infosec.exchange What kind of sensitive info? Like which employees and applicants fuck animals?
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 1w ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange What do you have to do to join? I'm happy with my current long distance spiritual carrier, but I always keep an open mind.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 1w ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2w ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange Can't believe they turned "GET /tools HTTP/1.1" into a "standard".
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2w ago
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@i0null@infosec.exchange "BE YE NOT AFRAID." Me, a li'l afraid: 😬
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@alice@lgbtqia.space I've never raised kids, but I believe that's the "oh shit, it's coming out, it's coming out everywhere!" hustle. 😅
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange int main() { launch_missiles(); return 0; } Omggggg how could this happennnnn
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@ludicity@mastodon.sprawl.club LLMs replaced a CEO?
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cgudrian@social.tchncs.de @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social This must be how people like Isaac Newton looked in 1666.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@futurebird@sauropods.win @maxleibman@beige.party And all the RAM to run it! 😭
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems Grandma: "Y-O-U-R-E-R-I-G-H-T..."
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange Oh so THAT'S what that crack is for!
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange So what is remarkably scary is I just did my food whistle at a crow IRL (I'm feeding them again) and then I saw this one minute after you posted it. 😵‍💫
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@Tarah@infosec.exchange @BenDoubleU@mastodon.llyxx.me Fuck the government.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@jalefkowit@hachyderm.io Turns out, it's easy!
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@xgranade@wandering.shop I will never not be upset about kilowatt-hours.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
cloudflare
lmao https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-os/ cc @cR0w@infosec.exchange
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
We did it, y'all. All the software is done. You can stop tweaking it now.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange "Bachelor of Science in Awoo from Duke" (because Duke is a dog name, you see).
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@ifin@infosec.exchange Congratulations! 🎉
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange Good thing I chose the correct option then.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@estelle@mstdn.social @cR0w@infosec.exchange Thank you, it was going to bug me lol. I should fix the invocation of main(), but I believe you can omit argc and argv? It's been a while since I've done C.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@soatok@furry.engineer Apparently you can't donate if you're on PrEP, either. It makes testing the samples difficult because it can mask HIV. It's unfortunate, but I understand it. Source: >The waiting period is required due to these drugs interfering with viral replication and thus possibly altering the detectability of diagnostic and screening tests for HIV, including extending the window period prior to detectable infection or a delay in producing antibodies.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange The challenge is that I forget my dock is plugged into both. Of course, I don't know what corporate can see if I don't "trust" the phone and allow it to connect, but I also don't want to know. :) At some point, my energy to fight bullshit runs out. And I haven't been fired or hacked yet, so.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange FWIW I never pair the two. I don't know robust "trust/don't trust" is in Apple Land, but I never trust the machine. I assume the software is just seeing that there's something identified as "USB mass storage", and noting it.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange "Omg check out my haaaauuulll!" *clicks nails on box*
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange What's it taste like?
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
Replying to
:neodog_bonk:
@cR0w@infosec.exchange "free" as in "'please free me, Sir 🥺' 'no'".
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@Dio9sys@haunted.computer Series A: $18.5 million.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange What're you anglin' for? 🤨
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange I'd be an awful parent, because I'd be like "oh but you couldn't learn how to load the dishwasher?"
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange *bolts*
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange I'm shutting up so I don't get BAWNKed.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
@Viss@mastodon.social @cR0w@infosec.exchange I keep forgetting that even the "upper echelons" of tech (such as they are...) are still colossal shitshows under the hood. It's like some sort of Lynchian twist and despite knowing it's coming, I still fall for it every damn time.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social Oh. I thought it was and I thought that was based as hell. 🤘🏽🏳️‍⚧️
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange We just need to stop trying to make salads happen. They're not going to happen.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@stux@mstdn.social I get so many compliments on my anti-AI shirts, and I love to remind people that they aren't alone. We all hate it.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange STOP THAT
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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Rhetorical question
@cR0w@infosec.exchange Child marriage isn't even fully illegal.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange @ajn142@infosec.exchange Look me in the eye with your three eyes and tell me that.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange And I didn't take the bait because I am a GOOD BOY.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2d ago
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@newsguyusa@flipboard.social Partition now. We can be free of this tyrannical federal government tomorrow if we simply decide to be. California is, what, the sixth largest economy in the world? Washington and Oregon can join up, too. This sucks. We are not one country, we never were. It's time to cut our losses. This man doesn't represent me, and he doesn't represent the millions of other Californians who suffer under his reign of terror.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 6d ago
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@dannyman@sfba.social @jwz@mastodon.social We're not debating torture. We're making fun of the dumb idiots who think LLMs are sentient.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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awoo
@cR0w@infosec.exchange Oh this is FELONY awooing. Maybe even federal charges. *bonks you straight to jail*
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange I know, I know. Still don't do it... Decision fatigue sucks. Leave me alone.
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The Orange Theme @theorangetheme@en.osm.town
· 2mo ago
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange
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