#WOW... The Orange leader has improved food on US aircraft carriers so much that the sailors are growing extra fingers....
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#FACTS... His failed DOGE fiasco kept billions in Aid from going to feed children in America and in impoverished Countries --- While he is wealthy in $$$, he is impoverished in every other possible way...
BAIT AND SWITCH: And he lied to Americans about how they were all going to get a $5,000 "DOGE Dividend" Check for evey taxpaying household....
AMERICAN IDIOT: Billionaire Jeff Bezo says "'You could double the taxes I pay and it's not going to help that teacher in Queens"... #LOL...Well, Jeffy, that's technically true Jeff, but only because 2x zero still equals zero....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/economy/jeff-bezos-says-you-could-double-the-taxes-i-pay-and-it-s-not-going-to-help-that-teacher-in-queens-what-could-a-billionaire-tax-hike-actually-buy/ar-AA288i5u
TIME FOR A FACEPALM: Hundreds of years ago in a faraway land, scholars predicted the horned Prince Mamdani would rise from hell and usher in the end of days... #SMH...Thank you Fox News for keeping the "Poorly Educated" #MAGA #Cult #Lunutics infromed....
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/649-years-ago-prominent-muslim-scholar-warned-us-mayor-mamdani
#HMMM... How long before somebody rigs up a drone with the ability to spray paint the cameras without exposing a human being to the camera....
https://gizmodo.com/flock-cameras-are-disappearing-in-plain-sight-2000789873
SCARY NEWS: Imagine living in a country where you can be arrested for simply applauding opposition to data centers....
WELCOME TO THE POLICE STATE: The teacher said he had a right to applaud before officers removed him from the meeting
https://www.techspot.com/news/113266-teacher-arrested-clapping-support-speaker-opposing-data-center.html
ANOTHER MAGA CULT FAILURE: #Trump anoounces his admin is buying 250 #Cadillac #Escalades at $300,000 each because 'we look sharp' in them... #LOL...Which is exactly the message you want to be sending when everyone else is worrying about #Affordability....
FAILING FAST: Trump has a bonkers press conference. Blames Biden, accepts Putin lies, tells a female reporter to smile more, denies stealing Venezuelan gold while shiatting out some shade on Bibi....
#WOW... Discover the #CIA’s Simple #Sabotage Field Manual: A Timeless Guide to #Subverting Any Organization with “Purposeful Stupidity” (1944)....
https://www.openculture.com/2024/11/the-cias-simple-sabotage-field-manual.html
SICK NEWS: Trump says, cancer patients need to get back to work if they don't want to lose their Medicaid....
#OMG... Starlink satellites are already falling, and it will only get worse....
GIZMODO: Is it illegal to use an app on your phone that deletes all your data and messages if authorities try to access it?
PRIVACY: A Feature That Makes Your Phone Data Self-Destruct in Authorities’ Hands May Soon Have Its Day in Court
LEGAL: The defendant, an Atlanta area activist, denies having done it. But is it even illegal?
SECURITY: The privacy-centric Android variant Graphene OS has another purported solution: a duress password and PIN, which will....
https://gizmodo.com/a-feature-that-makes-your-phone-data-self-destruct-in-authorities-hands-may-soon-have-its-day-in-court-2000790831
THE INTERCEPT: Corporations, Not Immigrants, Are Responsible for Vast Majority of Healthcare Fraud, OIG Report Shows....
https://theintercept.com/2026/07/31/immigrants-healthcare-medicare-fraud-scam/
CANADIAN IDIOT: The poor and pensioners should lose their right to vote --- "Now you are a dependent and that means no voting, just like dependents under age. Let people with a stake in the future decide"... #LOL...Why yes, its another "Epstein Elite Class Big Tech Billionaire Bro"....
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/shopify-ceo-endorses-idea-to-give-more-votes-to-wealthy-canadians-9.7286688
SICK NEWS: There has to be a YouTuber who would take on the challenge of 3,000 gallons of decades-old fermented fish sauce....
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/st-marys-fish-sauce-removal-9.7288539
SCARY NEWS: #NewYorkCity prepares its latest #Tourist attraction...
NYC TOURISM NEWS: "The Leaning Tower of Pfizer"....
https://abc7ny.com/post/midtown-east-buildings-evacuated-construction-workers-find-buckling-beams-21st-floor-nyc/19463640/
#OMG.... Turns Out There Was Voter Fraud in Georgia—by Elon Musk
In October 2024, the Georgia secretary of state’s office launched an investigation after receiving numerous reports from residents across several counties saying they’d received partially prefilled absentee ballot applications from Musk’s America PAC....
https://newrepublic.com/post/206857/georgia-voter-fraud-elon-musk
ARAB IDIOT: King of Morocco to name highway in Western Sahara after demented narcissist whose fragile ego requires constant adulation....
https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/trump-says-660-mile-highway-110144645.html
VERY OBVIOUS NEWS: You know, a lot of people are providing "updates" on Mitch McConnell's health, but none of them are the only person that matters, wonder why?....
STRANGE HEADLINE: "Therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UK's largest children's prison"....
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jun/21/therapy-ferrets-kill-rats-uk-largest-children-prison-wetherby
#LOL...Even some republicans are getting sick & tired of this runaway capitalism crap....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/ar-AA28yb43
#LOL,,, We Are Living in a "ChatGPT Flyer Pandemic"....
https://www.404media.co/we-are-living-in-a-chatgpt-flyer-pandemic/
AMERICAN IDIOT: Jamie Dimon thinks America will hire 300,000 shipbuilders and pay them over $100,000 per year... #LOL...He's somehow the CEO of the most powerful bank in the world....
https://finance.yahoo.com/small-business/articles/jpmorgan-ceo-jamie-dimon-says-150837858.html
AMERICAN IDIOT: Naked ceiling man is watching you donate plasma, until someone spots the eyes peering out from the wall and calls the police... #OMG...Then the fight is on....
HUFFINGTON POST: Elon Musk Company Sues Minnesota Over Law Banning Use Of AI To Create Nude Deepfakes....
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-xai-nude-deepfakes-lawsuit_n_6a6959e9e4b0fddbd712304f
AWKWARD WORLD NEWS: Imagine your school field trip got so rowdy that your school administration had to apologize to an entire country....
TRUMP LOSES AGAIN: President Obeys New York Judge And Funds Totaling More Than $5.62 Million Have Been Transferred E. Jean Carroll
Trump has also been ordered to pay $83.3 million in damages to Carroll for defaming her in 2019 when he denied her allegations of sexual abuse.
Trump is still continuing to appeal that judgment...
https://abcnews.com/US/jean-carroll-receives-5-million-payment-trump-civil/story?id=134748551
VAPORIZED: Elon Musk Lights Up The Sky As 260 Starlink Satellites Burn Up in Earth's Atmosphere As More Head for Fiery Ends
The number of Starlink satellites intentionally #Incinerated in Earth's orbit seems to be ticking upward once again, with another 260 #atellites burning up upon re-entry......
https://ca.pcmag.com/networking/16653/260-starlink-satellites-burn-up-in-earths-atmosphere-as-more-head-for-fiery-ends
SCARY NEWS >>> WUSA-TV: Your chances of being attacked by a barracuda while doing a handstand are low, but never zero...
#HMMM... Switzerland’s solar railway has been a success....
https://www.euronews.com/2026/07/05/italy-could-be-the-next-country-to-build-a-solar-railway-after-switzerlands-successful-tri
#SHHH.... BUSINESS SECRETS: What is Jane Street?....
OLD AND BUSTED TRUMP: Bankrupting Casinos...
THE NEW TRUMP HOTNESS: Bankrupting the US Navy....
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/27/trump-iran-war-navy-budget
WHAT THE ZUCK: Meta's Teen Safety Case Just Became a $1.4 Trillion Existential Threat
Meta faces damages almost equivalent to its roughly $1.5 trillion market value....
https://gizmodo.com/metas-teen-safety-case-just-became-a-1-4-trillion-existential-threat-2000782306
"DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE": How Cops Are Trying to Hide Their Use of Flock
https://www.404media.co/do-not-mention-alpr-usage-how-cops-are-trying-to-hide-the-existence-of-flock/
CRYPTO NEWSWIRE: SpaceX and Starlink Accounts Hijacked to Promote Crypto Scam
https://x.com/GetTheDailyDirt/status/2077516666087333984
Attackers compromised verified X accounts for SpaceX and Starlink to defraud investors of $135,000, highlighting vulnerabilities in social media brand security
The most dangerous vulnerability in cryptocurrency today is not a flaw in code or a breach of encryption, but a stolen password
Hachers hijacked the verified X accounts of SpaceX and Starlink to promote a memecoin called SCATMAN....
#ROFLMAO... THIS WEEK'S BEST HEADLINE: "Hope You Like Raccoon Penis, Because RFK Jr. Has a New Cooking Show"... #LOL...As explosive diarrhea ravages the USA....
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/rfk-jr-launches-youtube-cooking-show-1236660319/
WHACK-A-MOLE: When authorities closed down the scam call centers in Cambodia and Myanmar, they simply relocated to Sri Lanka....
73 BILLION IN NEW SPENDING: Once again, Republicans who insist that America 'can't afford' to look after the poor, have no problem voting the money to pay for Trump's war....
https://www.ms.now/opinion/midterm-elections-house-war-funding-iran
HE LIVES!!!.... McConnell says he was hospitalized last month 'after a fall'....
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/12/politics/mitch-mcconnell-hospital-announcement
SICK NEWS: Maryland military-style academy begins testing of Taylor Farms new military MRE's called "Victory Vittles" with predictable results...
https://x.com/GetTheDailyDirt/status/2081787548582760489
CBS NEWS: A mass casualty incident was declared after 19 patients were evaluated for an illness and then transported to the hospital, according to the Anne Arundel County Fire Department....
TECHNOLOGY NEWSWIRE: WhatsApp Begins Rollout of Unique Usernames to Enhance Privacy
https://x.com/GetTheDailyDirt/status/2074729235780899048
SOCIAL MEDIA NEWS: Meta is allowing WhatsApp users to reserve unique handles to replace phone numbers for identification, aiming to improve digital privacy and security
PRIVACY UPGRADE: Your phone number is no longer the only key to your digital identity on WhatsApp
In a significant shift for the platform’s 3 billion users, Meta has begun allowing individuals to reserve usernames....
SOCIAL MEDIA: #NewYorkCity Mayor #ZohranMamdani Is So Popular He Offers Influencers Something More Valuable Than Money... #CLOUT....
https://gizmodo.com/zohran-mamdani-is-so-popular-he-offers-influencers-something-more-valuable-than-money-clout-2000807603
SCARY GLOBAL NEWS: Peruvians, who've had 7 presidents in the past 9 years, decide they want *even more* chaos... #OMG...And elect a dictator's daughter....
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/30/keiko-fujimori-wins-peru-presidential-election-polls-runoff
AMERICAN IDIOT: Trump learns forever war is forever hell....
https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/21/this-is-what-a-quagmire-looks-like-trump-enters-bleak-new-phase-with-iran-01005354
MILITARY TIMES: Republicans forced to table their "Kill as Many Veterans as Possible" bill after people started reading it....
https://www.militarytimes.com/veterans/2026/07/16/disputed-veterans-benefits-bill-gets-pulled-before-house-vote/
THE INTERCEPT: FBI’s Washington Post Investigation Shows How Your Printer Can Snitch on You....
https://theintercept.com/2026/01/21/fbi-washington-post-perez-lugones-natansan-classified/
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DAY 1,614 PUTIN'S FAILED INVASION: #Russia is preparing to receive 30,000 additional #NorthKorean troops for the #Ukrainian Meat Grinder: along with new #BallisticMissile launchers....
https://www.kyivpost.com/post/81081