Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @FlashMobOfOne@mstdn.social @grickle Well this is appropriate given current events. Just replace the cappuccino with a big mac. @FlashMobOfOne And the walking with a golf cart. @grickle
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago "Geordi, I cannot stun my cat." "I was kidding, Data." Mostly. #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #TNG
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @Mikal@sfba.social @spreadthetruth@mastodon.social Best way to stop this dead in its tracks: Black Lives Matter and trans rights groups announce they are building pocket self defense nukes. But, this has to be parody, right? Please tell me it is parody. @Mikal@sfba.social No, the best way is for BLM and trans rights groups to announce that they *have* built pocket self defense nukes @spreadthetruth@mastodon.social
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @dgar@aus.social <p>Of the commercial products that managed to get featured on the Artemis II flight...</p><p>Winner: Nutella Hazelnut Chocolate Spread.</p><p>Losers: Microsoft Outlook and Microsoft Outlook.</p> @dgar This was the one that caught my interest: https://globalnews.ca/news/11774362/quebec-company-feeding-artemis-ii-astronauts/ globalnews.ca
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @PhoenixSerenity@beige.party <p>Upon coming home, my brother informed me that Asher had snuck between his legs & was out on our deck. During the scuffle to catch Asher & put him back inside - Asher beheaded a figurine.<br />My cat knocked over this ceramic figurine piece & only the man's head was broken off. It was a figurine my Mom found for free, several years ago. I'm thinking of using the headless man as a bud vase for flowers.</p> @PhoenixSerenity Woman flirting with cephalophore.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 9mo ago Replying to @pluralistic@mamot.fr Apparently, there is a sticker version, too. #39c3 ETA: https://punx.social/ @pluralistic Want
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @epicdemiologist@wandering.shop @NudelnAlDente This is so insane. Here locally we have a restaurant that requires you to give them your phone number to be put on a list for a table; and a gas station that requires their app to activate the gas pumps. @epicdemiologist I had to install an app on my phone to use the laundry machines in my building. @NudelnAlDente
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @MissConstrue@mefi.social @tlariv @futurebird Same. Yoinked like I was Shaggy. @MissConstrue I'll be using that, too @futurebird
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @futurebird@sauropods.win "I was teleported to a wafflehouse" is the new hot idiom for just being totally out of your mind. "He was doing fine, until he started talking about art history and then the whole conversation got teleported to a wafflehouse" @futurebird I will be using this
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse <p>"Islanders' fundraiser for convicted cop causes stir"</p><p>I'll bet... what in the holy fuck?</p> @AnarchoNinaWrites Totally on-brand, though.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 23mo ago Replying to @fencepost@infosec.exchange @coreyspowell coming soon: rat go-kart tracks @fencepost The literal rat race @coreyspowell
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social @blogdiva@mastodon.social WAIT WAIT WAIT are you trying to tell me we could have had a POPE PIZZABALLA serio, chica, serio? por que no??? @wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social Because it would have been such a loss when he changed his name. @blogdiva@mastodon.social
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @MisophonicSpree@universeodon.com @sezduck @tlariv THAT'S JUST IT!! I think LeVar has a reputation for being very nice and that rubs off on Geordi, but there are lots of times where he loses his temper or is mean to his staff or to Data... #AllStarTrek @MisophonicSpree Or is just a creep with women @sezduck
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @MisophonicSpree@universeodon.com @tlariv@mastodon.cloud GEORDI IS NOT NICE!!! #AllStarTrek @MisophonicSpree Or perhaps Spot is a jerk
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @poleguy@mastodon.social @dansinker I wonder how hard it would be to find a modern map of the same area? I know there are still electric rail lines, because I live in the bounds of this map. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metra_Electric_District https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metra_Electric_District#/map/0 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Shore_Line https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Shore_Line#/map/0 Some might read that last line in your post as implying that all electric rail is gone. @poleguy The line between Chicago and South Bend labeled CLS&SB is today's South Shore Line. @dansinker
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @SnowyCA@social.vivaldi.net <p>🤔 Are those massive data centres at risk for catching fire?</p> @SnowyCA They will be if the bastards keep building 'em
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @hannah@posts.rat.pictures Men love making dainty little doohickeys with jewelry and thread as long as they can theoretically kill a trout with it @hannah@posts.rat.pictures I wish my grandfather was still alive so I could chide him with this. And just because I miss him.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @mason@partychickens.net @petrillic Whoops. This completely slipped my mind. Leo's been emitting very Francis-sounding anti-war messaging. I was dismayed by Benedict but he didn't stay in office long. I was mildly pleased by Francis, and Leo hasn't stuck out as being vastly different from Francis so far. I probably don't pay close enough attention. Thank you. @mason Francis maneuvered Leo into position to be his successor. The continuity between the two is no accident. @petrillic
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @NicksWorld@mastodon.stickbear.me @tlariv @CStamp How do you not like pizza hut? It's the best! @NicksWorld You don't ever want to be heard saying that in Chicago @CStamp
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @CStamp@mastodon.social <p>Pizza Hut is selling pizzas with hot dogs inside outside crust. For limited time!</p><p>Would you buy?</p> @CStamp No, but because it's still Pizza Hut, not because of the hot dogs.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @AlisonCreekside@mstdn.ca <p>42 headlines in 2 weeks in the National Post as curated by David Mastracci of The Maple.<br />Postmedia is majority-owned by Chatham Asset Management, a US hedge fund tied to the Republican Party. <br />Only 0.23% of Postmedia shareholders are Canadian. <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/media" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>media</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/cdnpoli" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>cdnpoli</span></a> <br />Do all these headlines seem normal to you?</p> @AlisonCreekside@mstdn.ca I like "The Left's Unhealthy Obsession with Israel"
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @tlariv@mastodon.cloud @NotTheLBCGuy Gone with the Wind's 1865 would be 1952. @jsr @NotTheLBCGuy Maybe more to the point The Birth of a Nation's 1865 would be 1976. @jsr
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 9mo ago Replying to @Lazarou@mastodon.social <p>We are so fucking tired of the endless American melodrama and for having to give a shit about the melodrama. </p><p> “we will never fucking trust you again.”</p><p>You could win things back in the Midterms, Trump could die, but...</p><p> “we will never fucking trust you again.”</p><p><a href="https://www.readtheline.ca/p/matt-gurney-we-will-never-fucking" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">readtheline.ca/p/matt-gurney-w</span><span class="invisible">e-will-never-fucking</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>USA</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Europe</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Canada</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NATO" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>NATO</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Politics</span></a></p> @Lazarou@mastodon.social And you should not.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 7mo ago Replying to @DavidM_yeg@mstdn.ca @hannah@posts.rat.pictures @sofiav@mastodon.online Very nearly (~6.7cm vs ~7.5cm diameter)… I suspect the person who invented this scale was thinking of a softball (~9.7cm) @DavidM_yeg@mstdn.ca Or ~13.1 cm in Chicago @hannah@posts.rat.pictures @sofiav@mastodon.online
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 12mo ago Replying to @sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe <p><a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>politics</span></a> <br>Making the job bad news:</p><blockquote><p>Suppose that when an ICE agent tries to arrest someone, state and local officials demand to see their identification and the warrant for arresting that person. If the agent fails to provide one, the state law-enforcement officer could say: "Since you are apparently not working for the federal government and have no arrest warrant for this person, I have to assume you are a common criminal trying to kidnap someone. Kidnapping is a state crime. You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent, etc." Then the ICE agent is handcuffed, taken away and charged with kidnapping. ICE agents who break down doors to gain entry to buildings and can't prove they are federal agents following lawful orders could be arrested for burglary or breaking and entering under state laws. Having states aggressively enforce their own laws against individual agents and doing their best to not have them released on bail changes the incentive structure for wanting to work for ICE. How many headlines do there have to be saying: "ICE agent arrested for kidnapping and held without bail" before many agents start looking for other jobs?</p></blockquote><p>The whole article on how to defeat <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/blackmail" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>blackmail</span></a> is excellent. Please boost so the idea takes hold, especially if you k ow people in state and local law enforcement. </p><p><a href="https://www.electoral-vote.com/evp2025/Items/Oct06-1.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">electoral-vote.com/evp2025/Ite</span><span class="invisible">ms/Oct06-1.html</span></a></p><p><a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/BoostingIsSharing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BoostingIsSharing</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/ice" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ice</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/state" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>state</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/Newsom" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Newsom</span></a></p> @sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe We abolished cash bail in Illinois, so if LLE arrests you and a judge decides you're a threat, you're getting held pending trial.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 8mo ago Replying to @randahl@mastodon.social <p>December 31: ICE agent kills 43-year-old Keith Porter, father of two, in Los Angeles. ICE agent not charged.</p><p>January 7: ICE agent kills 37-year-old Renee Good, mother of three, writer and poet, in Minneapolis. ICE agent not charged.</p><p>January 24: ICE agent kills 37-year-old Alex Pretti, an ICU Nurse, in Minneapolis. ICE agent not charged.</p><p>For a “law and order” party, the Republicans sure accept a lot of unlawful killings.</p> @randahl@mastodon.social Don't forget Silverio Villegas González, murdered on September 12 by an unknown ICE agent in Franklin Park, Illinois
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 20mo ago Replying to @pho4cexa@tiny.tilde.website <p>how many hours per day do you lose to daydreaming about what to target and in what order if you suddenly found yourself in full control of an orbital laser bombardment platform, asking for a friend</p> @pho4cexa@tiny.tilde.website Four.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 47mo ago Replying to @micahflee@mastodon.social <p>Since Elon Musk acquired Twitter on October 27, 2022, Semiphemeral has deleted 7.7M tweets, 4.6M retweets, 13.2M likes, and 3.5M direct messages from Twitter</p> @micahflee@mastodon.social Thanks for turning me on to Semiphemeral!
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 8mo ago Replying to @limneticvillains@mastodon.online The other day it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery. @limneticvillains@mastodon.online @JenLucPiquant@universeodon.com
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Predictably, Yankee Candle has already sold out of Howard Women Ghost Lover tonight. #TNG #AllStarTrek #StarTrek mastodon.cloud
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 7mo ago Replying to @tlariv@mastodon.cloud Maybe tomorrow night The Life of Émile Zola (fuck antisemites) and/or I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang (prison-industrial complex bad). Scarface, The Good Earth (oof, yellowface), and maybe Juarez for Thursday.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @tlariv@mastodon.cloud @hannah@posts.rat.pictures I wish my grandfather was still alive so I could chide him with this. And just because I miss him. @hannah@posts.rat.pictures For the record his creations killed a lot of trout, none of whom died in vain.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 11mo ago Replying to @wx1g@queer.cool @WeirdWriter@caneandable.social @deirdrebeth@mas.to Time to fill the freezer with Thin Mints, my favorite! @wx1g@queer.cool And only properly enjoyed out of the freezer! @WeirdWriter@caneandable.social @deirdrebeth@mas.to
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @JohnJBurnsIII@kzoo.to @dabertime Average soccer fans in U.S. that could never afford tickets - will likely find that give-a-ways and very low price tickets will be available weeks before the games. 😉 @JohnJBurnsIII When you also scare away immigrant soccer fans those tickets get reeeeeeaallly cheap. @dabertime
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 8mo ago Replying to @petrillic@hachyderm.io The perfect movie review doesn’t…. @petrillic When Barfly came out in 1987 my college paper's review was "Is this supposed to be an adverb?"
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 8mo ago Replying to @blogdiva__dup_156@mastodon.social this bootlicking fucker is so predictable Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding The American Prospect https://prospect.org/2026/01/21/jeffries-wont-whip-vote-against-ice-funding/ #USpol #NYCpol #Democrats @blogdiva@mastodon.social Okay, Hakeem. Let me know when there's an emergency.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 7mo ago Replying to @tlariv@mastodon.cloud Scarface, The Good Earth (oof, yellowface), and maybe Juarez for Thursday. He made all these films within a span of about five years in the '30s. I hope he didn't think they'd be so timely now.
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 6mo ago Replying to @newsthump@mastodon.online <p>International diplomacy at its finest.</p> @newsthump Do you think he ever learned to ride a bicycle?
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 5mo ago Replying to @farah@beige.party Hotdogs taste better without condiments send tweet @farah More of the seven sacred condiments for the true believers
Open post @tlariv HAS MOVED @tlariv@mastodon.cloud · 7mo ago Replying to @paige@masto.canadiancivil.com <p>Don’t think I’ve ever seen a difference<br />where <a href="https://masto.canadiancivil.com/tags/canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>canada</span></a> and <a href="https://masto.canadiancivil.com/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>usa</span></a> were polar opposites before.</p> @paige@masto.canadiancivil.com As a USian I don't think either is that far off